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Title: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: Tucker on July 14, 2008, 08:29:28 PM
Ooops.

http://www.break.com/index/suzanne-shows-off-more-than-the-dress.html
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: Chris_ on July 14, 2008, 08:32:55 PM
I love the slo-mo.   :rotf:

Am I the only one that thinks that other Home Shopping chick on there is hot?  Probably.
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: Lord Undies on July 14, 2008, 08:37:31 PM
So that's what a 70 year old snatch looks like.   :thatsright:
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: Chris_ on July 14, 2008, 08:45:25 PM
So that's what a 70 year old snatch looks like.   :thatsright:
Here is a super close-up
(http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/743/104531.JPG)
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: Chris_ on July 14, 2008, 08:50:25 PM
So that's what a 70 year old snatch looks like.   :thatsright:

She's only 68. :-)
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: Chris_ on July 14, 2008, 08:52:09 PM
So that's what a 70 year old snatch looks like.   :thatsright:

She's only 68. :-)

Man, your Gandma must be GOOD! ;)
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: Lord Undies on July 14, 2008, 09:03:26 PM
So that's what a 70 year old snatch looks like.   :thatsright:

She's only 68. :-)

Good eye!  It was so quick I couldn't tell for sure.
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: Tucker on July 14, 2008, 09:26:32 PM
So that's what a 70 year old snatch looks like.   :thatsright:

I'd hit it. :hyper:
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: Lord Undies on July 14, 2008, 09:31:18 PM
So that's what a 70 year old snatch looks like.   :thatsright:

I'd hit it. :hyper:

Just be careful and don't step on her mammary during 4-play.
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: Chris_ on July 14, 2008, 09:37:17 PM
I wonder if she has that old-person smell yet.
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: Lord Undies on July 14, 2008, 09:41:28 PM
I wonder if she has that old-person smell yet.

The last I heard she was making about $160,000 per week in Vegas.  She can probably afford to smell anyway she wants.
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: Chris_ on July 14, 2008, 09:43:33 PM
I wonder if she has that old-person smell yet.

The last I heard she was making about $160,000 per week in Vegas.  She can probably afford to smell anyway she wants.

For that kind of money, she can use me as her pesonal Thigh Master.
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: Dixie*Darling on July 14, 2008, 10:01:03 PM
OMG!  You guys are terrible!   :lmao:

FD ~ You just got your 1st BS from me!    :tongue: 
That pic is way too descriptive! I could've made it thru the rest of the day w/o seeing that! 
<my minds eye!  it burns! oh the agony!>
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: rich_t on July 14, 2008, 10:04:39 PM
That looked like a trimmed bush to me.
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: Chris_ on July 14, 2008, 10:06:35 PM
I've heard grey hair can be a bit embarassing.
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: Lord Undies on July 14, 2008, 10:13:05 PM
That looked like a trimmed bush to me.

Nah, a her age the hair is the first thing to go.  Then it's the ability to leave fingerprints. 
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on July 14, 2008, 10:16:43 PM
(http://www.angelfire.com/hero/packersruletx/images/pugs_hit_that.jpg)
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: rich_t on July 14, 2008, 10:19:04 PM
That looked like a trimmed bush to me.

Nah, a her age the hair is the first thing to go.  Then it's the ability to leave fingerprints. 

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: Rebel on July 14, 2008, 10:28:31 PM
I'd hit it.

..then again, at this point in my life, there's not too much I wouldn't.  :-)
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: debk on July 14, 2008, 10:31:05 PM
I'd hit it.

..then again, at this point in my life, there's not too much I wouldn't.  :-)


well there went my ego boost down the tubes...... :bawl:
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: rich_t on July 14, 2008, 10:33:08 PM
I'd hit it.

..then again, at this point in my life, there's not too much I wouldn't.  :-)

Have you become one of them thar man-whores?

Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: Rebel on July 14, 2008, 10:34:59 PM
I'd hit it.

..then again, at this point in my life, there's not too much I wouldn't.  :-)


well there went my ego boost down the tubes...... :bawl:

Nah, I'd do you willingly. I'd do her out of necessity. You are hot.  :naughty:
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: Chris_ on July 14, 2008, 11:55:04 PM
OMG!  You guys are terrible!   :lmao:

FD ~ You just got your 1st BS from me!    :tongue: 
That pic is way too descriptive! I could've made it thru the rest of the day w/o seeing that! 
<my minds eye!  it burns! oh the agony!>
Well, DD, the real me slips out from time to time :)

(http://www.onlineghibli.com/cat_returns/TheBaron.jpg)
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: Tucker on July 15, 2008, 06:03:49 AM
I wonder if she has that old-person smell yet.

Whatever. I wouldn't know if the smell was her or me. :-)
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on July 15, 2008, 07:20:54 AM
She's 61, but yeah, that was kind of bizarre.
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: DixieBelle on July 15, 2008, 10:33:56 AM
Oh man, I did NOT need to see Suzanne's 60+ plucked chicken.
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: Tucker on July 15, 2008, 10:48:35 AM
How many paused it at the 21 sec mark? :naughty:
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: Lord Undies on July 15, 2008, 10:58:08 AM
Oh man, I did NOT need to see Suzanne's 60+ plucked chicken.

I use these opportunities to enhance my resume's list of accomplishments:

- Once served as severed head in The Dallas Arboretum Halloween haunted house

- Shopped at the Little Elm Grocery in Little Elm, Texas

- Saw actress Suzanne Somers' 60+-year-old plucked chicken

You get the idea.
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: Tucker on July 15, 2008, 11:33:55 AM
Oh man, I did NOT need to see Suzanne's 60+ plucked chicken.

Is that the blue plate special at Dixies B-B-Q Chicken & Ribs? :-)
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: DixieBelle on July 15, 2008, 11:34:36 AM
Oh man, I did NOT need to see Suzanne's 60+ plucked chicken.

Is that the blue plate special at Dixies B-B-Q Chicken & Ribs? :-)
ROFL!!!!!!!!

Early bird special. :-)
Senior discount too!
Title: Re: Suzzane Summers Shows Off More Than Just The Dress
Post by: Uhhuh35 on July 15, 2008, 05:32:27 PM
I wonder if she has that old-person smell yet.
As long as she doesn't have that bologna smell, I'd hit it!  :naughty: