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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Tucker on July 14, 2008, 08:29:28 PM
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Ooops.
http://www.break.com/index/suzanne-shows-off-more-than-the-dress.html
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I love the slo-mo. :rotf:
Am I the only one that thinks that other Home Shopping chick on there is hot? Probably.
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So that's what a 70 year old snatch looks like. :thatsright:
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So that's what a 70 year old snatch looks like. :thatsright:
Here is a super close-up
(http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/743/104531.JPG)
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So that's what a 70 year old snatch looks like. :thatsright:
She's only 68. :-)
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So that's what a 70 year old snatch looks like. :thatsright:
She's only 68. :-)
Man, your Gandma must be GOOD! ;)
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So that's what a 70 year old snatch looks like. :thatsright:
She's only 68. :-)
Good eye! It was so quick I couldn't tell for sure.
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So that's what a 70 year old snatch looks like. :thatsright:
I'd hit it. :hyper:
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So that's what a 70 year old snatch looks like. :thatsright:
I'd hit it. :hyper:
Just be careful and don't step on her mammary during 4-play.
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I wonder if she has that old-person smell yet.
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I wonder if she has that old-person smell yet.
The last I heard she was making about $160,000 per week in Vegas. She can probably afford to smell anyway she wants.
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I wonder if she has that old-person smell yet.
The last I heard she was making about $160,000 per week in Vegas. She can probably afford to smell anyway she wants.
For that kind of money, she can use me as her pesonal Thigh Master.
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OMG! You guys are terrible! :lmao:
FD ~ You just got your 1st BS from me! :tongue:
That pic is way too descriptive! I could've made it thru the rest of the day w/o seeing that!
<my minds eye! it burns! oh the agony!>
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That looked like a trimmed bush to me.
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I've heard grey hair can be a bit embarassing.
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That looked like a trimmed bush to me.
Nah, a her age the hair is the first thing to go. Then it's the ability to leave fingerprints.
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(http://www.angelfire.com/hero/packersruletx/images/pugs_hit_that.jpg)
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That looked like a trimmed bush to me.
Nah, a her age the hair is the first thing to go. Then it's the ability to leave fingerprints.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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I'd hit it.
..then again, at this point in my life, there's not too much I wouldn't. :-)
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I'd hit it.
..then again, at this point in my life, there's not too much I wouldn't. :-)
well there went my ego boost down the tubes...... :bawl:
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I'd hit it.
..then again, at this point in my life, there's not too much I wouldn't. :-)
Have you become one of them thar man-whores?
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I'd hit it.
..then again, at this point in my life, there's not too much I wouldn't. :-)
well there went my ego boost down the tubes...... :bawl:
Nah, I'd do you willingly. I'd do her out of necessity. You are hot. :naughty:
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OMG! You guys are terrible! :lmao:
FD ~ You just got your 1st BS from me! :tongue:
That pic is way too descriptive! I could've made it thru the rest of the day w/o seeing that!
<my minds eye! it burns! oh the agony!>
Well, DD, the real me slips out from time to time :)
(http://www.onlineghibli.com/cat_returns/TheBaron.jpg)
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I wonder if she has that old-person smell yet.
Whatever. I wouldn't know if the smell was her or me. :-)
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She's 61, but yeah, that was kind of bizarre.
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Oh man, I did NOT need to see Suzanne's 60+ plucked chicken.
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How many paused it at the 21 sec mark? :naughty:
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Oh man, I did NOT need to see Suzanne's 60+ plucked chicken.
I use these opportunities to enhance my resume's list of accomplishments:
- Once served as severed head in The Dallas Arboretum Halloween haunted house
- Shopped at the Little Elm Grocery in Little Elm, Texas
- Saw actress Suzanne Somers' 60+-year-old plucked chicken
You get the idea.
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Oh man, I did NOT need to see Suzanne's 60+ plucked chicken.
Is that the blue plate special at Dixies B-B-Q Chicken & Ribs? :-)
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Oh man, I did NOT need to see Suzanne's 60+ plucked chicken.
Is that the blue plate special at Dixies B-B-Q Chicken & Ribs? :-)
ROFL!!!!!!!!
Early bird special. :-)
Senior discount too!
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I wonder if she has that old-person smell yet.
As long as she doesn't have that bologna smell, I'd hit it! :naughty: