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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 21, 2015, 07:56:43 AM
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diabeticman (2,396 posts)
I WILL DO YOU ONE BETTER LEFTY MOM!!! I AM LEAVING THIS BOARD!!!!
HipChick (12,058 posts)
1. Backstory?
pinboy3niner (40,206 posts)
3. Here...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=6115321
There:
LeftyMom (47,461 posts)
3. Why does this belong in GD?
I guess it's a host issue whether every last thing your wife says, every dispute with your condo board, every minor stress or inconvenience in your life are GD or lounge material, but if you're going to post them to GD can you at least keep them in one thread and not clog the board up with a daily update what the lunch special was at Del Boca Vista Phase II?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026115328
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Oopsy-doops.
diabeticman (2,396 posts) Wed Jan 21, 2015, 02:07 AM
I WILL DO YOU ONE BETTER LEFTY MOM!!! I AM LEAVING THIS BOARD!!!!
This discussion thread was locked as off-topic by Hassin Bin Sober (a host of the General Discussion forum).
That was quick.
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Did he leave?
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Did he leave?
Maybe for a short time; but Dummies can't help themselves...they are like blowflies around s**t. They don't stay away for long.
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Maybe for a short time; but Dummies can't help themselves...they are like blowflies around s**t. They don't stay away for long.
How right you are.
:cheersmate:
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As soon as he gets some lovin.
(http://collegemagazine.com/userFiles/FCK/articles/3431/images/blow-up-doll.jpeg)
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diabeticman (2,396 posts)
I WILL DO YOU ONE BETTER LEFTY MOM!!! I AM LEAVING THIS BOARD!!!!
Interestingly, his wife had nothing to say...
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Do you think his wife will let him come back?
:rotf:
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Diabetus's wife: "Honey, I'm feeling a little light headed"
Diabetusman: "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you liked helium"
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He will be back soon. :mental:
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diabeticman (2,396 posts)
I WILL DO YOU ONE BETTER LEFTY MOM!!! I AM LEAVING THIS BOARD!!!!
Well! My latex lover and I will just bid you good day! Come, my dear.
*door slam*
:popcorn:
The (D)Ump. Kindergarten, on PCP.
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He's panicked.
His wife sprung a big leak, and now she's flying around the room in wild circles, gradually becoming more slender.
Soon she'll fall to the floor, as flat as a Patriots football.
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Diabetus's wife: "Honey, I'm feeling a little light headed"
Diabetusman: "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you liked helium"
To spark up the relationship he should fill her with hydrogen.
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To spark up the relationship he should fill her with hydrogen.
I filled up a big balloon with hydrogen, tied it off, put a fuse on, lit and let it go. Do not do that inside an industrial building, dust was falling from the ceiling supports for a good ten minutes. I also couldn't hear for a couple of minutes.
<<<Didn't learn the lesson the first time, and repeated it to show someone else.
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He's panicked.
His wife sprung a big leak, and now she's flying around the room in wild circles, gradually becoming more slender.
Soon she'll fall to the floor, as flat as a Patriots football.
H^5 for the great visual and #Deflatriot reference!
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I filled up a big balloon with hydrogen, tied it off, put a fuse on, lit and let it go. Do not do that inside an industrial building, dust was falling from the ceiling supports for a good ten minutes. I also couldn't hear for a couple of minutes.
<<<Didn't learn the lesson the first time, and repeated it to show someone else.
50 years ago, I was working in a truck shop. A driver was hanging around the shop. He got bored, so he was lighting the cutting torch, snuffing out the flame and filling condoms with the oxy/acy mixture, taking them out back, using a sheet of newspaper for a fuse, and setting them off....they sounded like dynamite blasts. They would be about 18" in diameter and 4 feet long.
The old mechanic told him several times not to do that again because we heated the shop with an old smudge pot heater. Well, he fills another one, wraps it in newspaper, puts both arms around it to protect it and starts toward the back door. As he was passing the truck we were working on, it went off in his arms. We were up in the cab of an F-model MACK, and like you, we couldn't hear and the dust was terrible. After a few seconds, we could him scuffling around on the floor....thought he was going to die, we did. When we got to him, he couldn't see or hear anything. His face and eyeballs was tattooed with the ink from the days paper.... and it was backwards. Took a couple of hours in ER before his hearing and eyesight began to come back ....and couple of weeks for the ink to wear off his face.
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Household tip for Primitives: If your inflatable wife leaves you, there is a useful stand-in that will fill the void til the replacement wife comes in the mail:
(http://www.howtocleanstuff.net/wp-content/uploads/gloves.jpg)
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(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRu33Xm2gplkSpuPLLA_wxXrKEt9-I02jvG53Jmr1nQry0SsFxM)
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Threesome:
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/smileys/threesome_zps3erzh67h.png)