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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Carl on January 20, 2015, 10:38:43 AM

Title: Condo association drove away the rubber wife.
Post by: Carl on January 20, 2015, 10:38:43 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026108937

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Tue Jan 20, 2015, 12:54 AM

diabeticman (2,392 posts)

SUDDENLY we cat have a cat visit our home for 48 hours.
I was going to bring the cat my mother is caring for up to our condo for a 48 hour visit since we are allowed a 48 hour visit. NOW we get a note stating that WE cannot have smokey up in our condo until further notice that it is EVEN THOUGH IT IS CLEARLY STATED that pets are only allowed for visits up to 48 hours.

We get a letter address to us tonight stating smokey won't be allowed up until further notice and that ONLY DOGS are permitted for visits!


My wife wants to go to an attorney. She said according her friend they seem to be infringing on our rights as home owners. How can you have clearly stated in a billboard that pets are allow for a visit only up to 48 hours YET FORBID US TO HAVE A CAT UP IN OUR HOME!

Am I seriously completely wrong here? It seems they are purposely trying to make us sell!

Advise. If I knew how to take a picture from my phone and put it on this board. I do have the photo.


The sign posted states " Pet--no pets permitted to live in unit;visit only, up to 48 hours

Cross posting because I am livid and I need help to at least calm myself.

 :lmao:

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Response to diabeticman (Original post)

Tue Jan 20, 2015, 01:10 AM

msongs (35,111 posts)
2. read your various contracts and home owners association rules. if it does not specify what is a pet

you are good to go. ask in writing where it says dogs only in any of these rules. tell them you are having your family attorney review your options for you

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Response to msongs (Reply #2)

Tue Jan 20, 2015, 01:23 AM

diabeticman (2,392 posts)
3. I was given an e-mail copy that are hard to read.

 :stupidpeople:

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Response to diabeticman (Original post)

Tue Jan 20, 2015, 02:54 AM

Mariana (3,505 posts)
4. How did anyone know were planning to bring a cat to visit

in the first place? Who is "they"? Is it the HOA?

Oops.

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Response to Mariana (Reply #4)

Tue Jan 20, 2015, 08:35 AM

diabeticman (2,392 posts)
5. I don't know how they know and It is a Condo Association. each condo except one is owned.


Busted.
Title: Re: Condo association drove away the rubber wife.
Post by: Big Dog on January 20, 2015, 11:34:36 AM
The d-bag is swirling the drain.

Every post about his inflatable wife, and now the inflatable cat, is met with skepticism from the other primitives ( except for Cal/Peg, of course).

When even your fellow DUmmies doubt you, you're ****ed up.
Title: Re: Condo association drove away the rubber wife.
Post by: FaC on January 20, 2015, 11:35:46 AM
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Response to Mariana (Reply #4)

Tue Jan 20, 2015, 08:35 AM

diabeticman (2,392 posts)
5. I don't know how they know and It is a Condo Association. each condo except one is owned.

Welcome to the police state that you keep pining for DUmbass...
Title: Re: Condo association drove away the rubber wife.
Post by: JakeStyle on January 20, 2015, 11:42:56 AM
He gets asked the same question in his lounge thread and he has a different answer

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018713486#post8

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Response to diabeticman (Original post)

Tue Jan 20, 2015, 08:52 AM

Star Member cwydro (14,902 posts)
7. How did they know you were bringing the cat?

Do you have to let them know or something?

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Response to cwydro (Reply #7)

Tue Jan 20, 2015, 09:47 AM

diabeticman (2,394 posts)

8. We had to give them 48 hour notice. So I asked.

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    Response to msongs (Reply #2)

Tue Jan 20, 2015, 01:23 AM

diabeticman (2,392 posts)

3. I was given an e-mail copy that are hard to read.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Title: Re: Condo association drove away the rubber wife.
Post by: Carl on January 20, 2015, 11:52:57 AM
He gets asked the same question in his lounge thread and he has a different answer

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018713486#post8
 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

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Response to cwydro (Reply #7)

Tue Jan 20, 2015, 09:47 AM

diabeticman (2,394 posts)

8. We had to give them 48 hour notice. So I asked.

The truth is always easy to remember.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Condo association drove away the rubber wife.
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 20, 2015, 11:53:19 AM
click to enlarge
Title: Re: Condo association drove away the rubber wife.
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 20, 2015, 11:55:12 AM
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Tue Jan 20, 2015, 09:47 AM
diabeticman (2,394 posts)

8. We had to give them 48 hour notice. So I asked.

His bobbing and weaving sound exactly like Pam Dawson when she was caught in lies.
Title: Re: Condo association drove away the rubber wife.
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 20, 2015, 12:00:05 PM
How to take a selfie with your fake girlfriend (clean photos how-to...its a wig on his hand)
http://www.crapasaurus.com/2014/02/03/kissing-a-fake-girlfriend-selfie-guys-tips-on-fake-girlfriend-selfie/


and a real ad...
Title: Re: Condo association drove away the rubber wife.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 20, 2015, 12:08:01 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0cx5gWLKLDM/SxLg3VA7-QI/AAAAAAAAA7g/OIplqzGwkR0/s1600/there-is-no-spoon-matrix.JPG)

There is no wife.
Title: Re: Condo association drove away the rubber wife.
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 20, 2015, 12:10:44 PM
http://odditymall.com/fake-girlfriend-body-hug-pillow
Title: Re: Condo association drove away the rubber wife.
Post by: Big Dog on January 20, 2015, 12:12:28 PM
There is no wife.

And there is no cat.

(http://actlearnlead.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/empty-box.jpg)
Title: Re: Condo association drove away the rubber wife.
Post by: tanstaafl on January 20, 2015, 12:24:45 PM
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Tue Jan 20, 2015, 12:54 AM

diabeticman (2,392 posts)

SUDDENLY we cat have a cat visit our home for 48 hours.
I was going to bring the cat my mother is caring for up to our condo for a 48 hour visit since we are allowed a 48 hour visit. NOW we get a note stating that WE cannot have smokey up in our condo until further notice that it is EVEN THOUGH IT IS CLEARLY STATED that pets are only allowed for visits up to 48 hours.

We get a letter address to us tonight stating smokey won't be allowed up until further notice and that ONLY DOGS are permitted for visits!


My wife wants to go to an attorney. She said according her friend they seem to be infringing on our rights as home owners. How can you have clearly stated in a billboard that pets are allow for a visit only up to 48 hours YET FORBID US TO HAVE A CAT UP IN OUR HOME!

Am I seriously completely wrong here? It seems they are purposely trying to make us sell!

Advise. If I knew how to take a picture from my phone and put it on this board. I do have the photo.


The sign posted states " Pet--no pets permitted to live in unit;visit only, up to 48 hours

Cross posting because I am livid and I need help to at least calm myself.

Wonder if his "wife" is proofreading this guy's posts. Or maybe rsmithnumbers primitive is formatting them for him. Anyway, it's atrocious.

Either fire rsmithnumbers or pump some smarter air into the Missus. But do not, repeat: DO NOT, get an attorney involved. You'll just be making the payments for his ski boat. Meanwhile, Smokey the Cat will die and the Missus will get dry rot.
Title: Re: Condo association drove away the rubber wife.
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on January 20, 2015, 02:07:55 PM
I read somewhere Tobin S. has an open condo he wants to rent out.  Just saying... :whistling:
Title: Re: Condo association drove away the rubber wife.
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 20, 2015, 11:31:22 PM
The cat and wife are figments of diabeticman's imagination. They do not exist physically.
Title: Re: Condo association drove away the rubber wife.
Post by: diesel driver on January 21, 2015, 04:27:23 AM
48 hour "pet visits" make as much sense as mountain climbing wearing scuba gear.

DUmbass lives in a DUmbass condo with a DUmbass HOA.

IF, and I mean IF, it's all true.  (which I seriously doubt)
Title: Re: Condo association drove away the rubber wife.
Post by: obumazombie on January 21, 2015, 04:53:34 AM
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Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent.
Title: Re: Condo association drove away the rubber wife.
Post by: ChuckJ on January 21, 2015, 06:46:24 AM
Wonder if his "wife" is proofreading this guy's posts. Or maybe rsmithnumbers primitive is formatting them for him. Anyway, it's atrocious.

Either fire rsmithnumbers or pump some smarter air into the Missus. But do not, repeat: DO NOT, get an attorney involved. You'll just be making the payments for his ski boat. Meanwhile, Smokey the Cat will die and the Missus will get dry rot.

He ought to get lazerhauss on the job.
Title: Re: Condo association drove away the rubber wife.
Post by: landofconfusion80 on January 21, 2015, 07:31:59 AM
He ought to get lazerhauss on the job.

that's a great idea!!  I hope they video the HOA meetings.  The Haas runs in, lunatic look in his eyes, somehow ties the whole thing into a conspiracy that involves Romney and produces reams of proof drawn up with old Shoney's crayons and with sticks and leaves glued on.  The smell of chain smoking and BO permeate the room from his cross country drive in his loaded down 85 corolla wagon.  He rambles on for hours and hours, long after the board has left the room.