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Title: Day 36: Omaha Steve Death Watch. Not a gawddam thing happens! OS posts!
Post by: dutch508 on January 18, 2015, 09:24:41 PM
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Omaha Steve (46,095 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014991898

Hunts Point Market Workers will not go on strike as workers and management agree on certain terms


Woah.... I though for a moment something was gonna happen!

REPLIES: 0
AUTHOR: Omaha Steve
POSTED: 4 hrs ago
LAST POST: 4 hrs ago
EDITS: 1
VIEWS: 142


Poor dying OS... nobody give a shit.
Title: Re: Day 36: Omaha Steve Death Watch. Not a gawddam thing happens! OS posts!
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 18, 2015, 10:37:16 PM
36 days and the dummie is still not sprouting daisies. We find ourselves well into 2015 and here Steve is, still well above ground. I was originally thinking he was trying desperately to reach 50,000 posts before he shuffled off to the next existence. Now I am not so sure. I  now think he was lying. I think he wanted the Dump to respond with sympathy, well wishes, and such, only to find that the Dump is one of the most uncaring group of folks that can be found on the internet... with maybe the exception of ISIS.

Now what is poor Steve to do? Does he come clean and tell the truth? Does he continue the charade? Does he quietly steal away from the Dump in the middle of the night with his ample tail dragging on the ground behind him erasing his literary footprints? Does he continue on as if the announcement of his impending demise was never written?

Only time will tell, I guess. I'm betting he will continue on as if he never said anything.
Title: Re: Day 36: Omaha Steve Death Watch. Not a gawddam thing happens! OS posts!
Post by: obumazombie on January 18, 2015, 10:57:13 PM


Woah.... I though for a moment something was gonna happen!

REPLIES: 0
AUTHOR: Omaha Steve
POSTED: 4 hrs ago
LAST POST: 4 hrs ago
EDITS: 1
VIEWS: 142


Poor dying OS... nobody give a shit.

OS is slowly morphing into nadin. Nothing happening constitutes breaking news.
Title: Re: Day 36: Omaha Steve Death Watch. Not a gawddam thing happens! OS posts!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 19, 2015, 06:54:08 AM
36 days and the dummie is still not sprouting daisies. We find ourselves well into 2015 and here Steve is, still well above ground. I was originally thinking he was trying desperately to reach 50,000 posts before he shuffled off to the next existence. Now I am not so sure. I  now think he was lying. I think he wanted the Dump to respond with sympathy, well wishes, and such, only to find that the Dump is one of the most uncaring group of folks that can be found on the internet... with maybe the exception of ISIS.

Now what is poor Steve to do? Does he come clean and tell the truth? Does he continue the charade? Does he quietly steal away from the Dump in the middle of the night with his ample tail dragging on the ground behind him erasing his literary footprints? Does he continue on as if the announcement of his impending demise was never written?

Only time will tell, I guess. I'm betting he will continue on as if he never said anything.

I'm with you, Perky.
Title: Re: Day 36: Omaha Steve Death Watch. Not a gawddam thing happens! OS posts!
Post by: Carl on January 19, 2015, 07:22:24 AM
36 days and the dummie is still not sprouting daisies. We find ourselves well into 2015 and here Steve is, still well above ground. I was originally thinking he was trying desperately to reach 50,000 posts before he shuffled off to the next existence. Now I am not so sure. I  now think he was lying. I think he wanted the Dump to respond with sympathy, well wishes, and such, only to find that the Dump is one of the most uncaring group of folks that can be found on the internet... with maybe the exception of ISIS.

Now what is poor Steve to do? Does he come clean and tell the truth? Does he continue the charade? Does he quietly steal away from the Dump in the middle of the night with his ample tail dragging on the ground behind him erasing his literary footprints? Does he continue on as if the announcement of his impending demise was never written?

Only time will tell, I guess. I'm betting he will continue on as if he never said anything.

Hell,these cretins don`t even pay attention to what threads are posted as it is normal for the most mundane story to appear several times by different ones.
Title: Re: Day 36: Omaha Steve Death Watch. Not a gawddam thing happens! OS posts!
Post by: 67 Rover on January 19, 2015, 10:23:45 AM
36 days and the dummie is still not sprouting daisies. We find ourselves well into 2015 and here Steve is, still well above ground. I was originally thinking he was trying desperately to reach 50,000 posts before he shuffled off to the next existence. Now I am not so sure. I  now think he was lying. I think he wanted the Dump to respond with sympathy, well wishes, and such, only to find that the Dump is one of the most uncaring group of folks that can be found on the internet... with maybe the exception of ISIS.

Now what is poor Steve to do? Does he come clean and tell the truth? Does he continue the charade? Does he quietly steal away from the Dump in the middle of the night with his ample tail dragging on the ground behind him erasing his literary footprints? Does he continue on as if the announcement of his impending demise was never written?

Only time will tell, I guess. I'm betting he will continue on as if he never said anything.

I would bet that he will have a miraculous recovery all thanks to the wonders of medical MJ.
Title: Re: Day 36: Omaha Steve Death Watch. Not a gawddam thing happens! OS posts!
Post by: tanstaafl on January 19, 2015, 11:56:22 AM
I would bet that he will have a miraculous recovery all thanks to the wonders of medical MJ.


... and the excellent Obamacare!
Title: Re: Day 36: Omaha Steve Death Watch. Not a gawddam thing happens! OS posts!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 19, 2015, 01:21:19 PM

... and the excellent Obamacare!

My money is on this . . . 
Title: Re: Day 36: Omaha Steve Death Watch. Not a gawddam thing happens! OS posts!
Post by: franksolich on January 19, 2015, 03:33:53 PM
Oh my.

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Title: Re: Day 36: Omaha Steve Death Watch. Not a gawddam thing happens! OS posts!
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 19, 2015, 08:40:26 PM
I would bet that he will have a miraculous recovery all thanks to the wonders of medical MJ.


... and the excellent Obamacare!

 :lmao:  H5 to both!