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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Mr Mannn on January 15, 2015, 09:00:17 PM

Title: An Open Letter to Diabeticman's wife. From a REAL Mannn.
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 15, 2015, 09:00:17 PM

Hi. I'm Mr Mannn. Unlike others here, I don't believe you are inflatable.

I'm a nice guy, with steady employment. I've been on this job for 12 years, and the job before that for 15 years.
My place is small, but I tend to live beneath my means...here in Iowa homes are cheap.
we could get a house and a pair of new kittens.

It might be a trailer, but we will own it and the land. The cats will have room to play. If we can get our cats together with the local wildcats we can sell the kittens as an exotic breed. (and if the wild cats just eat our kitties, I promise I'll replace them.

I own a little Toyota truck. It has 50,000 miles. BUT it is paid off. I have NO debts.
I'm learning to cook and I no longer purchase freeze dried hamburger (pay no attention to the cooking forum-it's all lies I swear!).

I have always made my own way in life. I'm older but the right gal can make me a kid again.

Please join CC and send me your super model photos and an application. I would like to see your medical history (any sudden deflations, or expensive vinyl patches?). Have you ever been employed as a flotation device? Have you ever flirted with a dangerous helium addiction?

Life with a Conservative has it's rewards. You will discover just how much fun it is keeping the little people down.

Title: Re: An Open Letter to Diabeticman's wife. From a REAL Mannn.
Post by: Big Dog on January 15, 2015, 09:05:19 PM

Brother, if that doesn't have her making sammiches for you, nothing will.

Title: Re: An Open Letter to Diabeticman's wife. From a REAL Mannn.
Post by: franksolich on January 15, 2015, 09:23:05 PM

:clap: to both Mr Mannn and Big Dog's response.

Title: Re: An Open Letter to Diabeticman's wife. From a REAL Mannn.
Post by: Skul on January 15, 2015, 10:31:48 PM

On the bright side. Her having been hitched up to a sugar free DUmpmonkey....her nether regions have no doubt remained untouched.

Title: Re: An Open Letter to Diabeticman's wife. From a REAL Mannn.
Post by: fatboy on January 15, 2015, 10:47:34 PM

Ms. Diabeticman, you see, there is a difference between living with a Loser I mean your current liberal husband and a conservative Mannn. One likes "living large" and the other is just plain old large.

And conservatives wonna have fun and we do, but we also realize that we have to get up in the morning and stumble into work.

Title: Re: An Open Letter to Diabeticman's wife. From a REAL Mannn.
Post by: obumazombie on January 15, 2015, 11:29:27 PM

Mr. Mann, you will know she really loves you if you can tell her...


[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t8jOOLL8as[/youtube]


And she doesn't go off on a "you're sexist" rant !

Title: Re: An Open Letter to Diabeticman's wife. From a REAL Mannn.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 16, 2015, 11:20:13 AM

I dunno, the giant d-bag, errrrrr, d-man, claims she's just as big a Lib moonbat as he is, though of course that could just be anthropification of an inanimate object.

Title: Re: An Open Letter to Diabeticman's wife. From a REAL Mannn.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 16, 2015, 04:02:13 PM

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0cx5gWLKLDM/SxLg3VA7-QI/AAAAAAAAA7g/OIplqzGwkR0/s1600/there-is-no-spoon-matrix.JPG)

There is no wife.