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Title: Ptarmigan Beer
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 14, 2015, 11:24:43 PM

(http://scontent-a.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/10891063_1537122813224397_478878098_n.jpg)

Brewed by ptarmigans and is the best beer.  :yahoo:

Or how about Famous Grouse.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f0/The_Famous_Grouse_Finest.jpg/400px-The_Famous_Grouse_Finest.jpg)

Made by ptarmigans too.  :yahoo:

How about Ptarmigan Vineyards.

(http://www.coloradowineassociation.com/Portals/0/Winery%20Labels/Ptarmigan%20Vineyards.jpg)

Ptarmigan owned wine vineyards.  :yahoo:

Title: Re: Ptarmigan Beer
Post by: catsmtrods on January 15, 2015, 06:24:13 AM

(https://static.squarespace.com/static/52536652e4b007332ef4ecf4/52dec946e4b0ca499f87bce7/52dec978e4b0ca499f88ea9b/1283833813207/1000w/09_06_10_whiterabbit4.jpg)

(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/098/5/9/bunny_hops_brew_by_kyoht-d3diozs.jpg)

Title: Re: Ptarmigan Beer
Post by: Big Dog on January 15, 2015, 08:35:08 AM

Quote from: Ptarmigan

(http://www.coloradowineassociation.com/Portals/0/Winery%20Labels/Ptarmigan%20Vineyards.jpg)

Made from real ptarmigans?

(http://alpinecreeklodge.com/wp-content/themes/striking/cache/images/1374_ptarmigan1-960x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Ptarmigan Beer
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 15, 2015, 09:14:06 PM

Quote from: catsmtrods on January 15, 2015, 06:24:13 AM

(https://static.squarespace.com/static/52536652e4b007332ef4ecf4/52dec946e4b0ca499f87bce7/52dec978e4b0ca499f88ea9b/1283833813207/1000w/09_06_10_whiterabbit4.jpg)

(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/098/5/9/bunny_hops_brew_by_kyoht-d3diozs.jpg)

Rabbits put poison in beer to kill humans.

Title: Re: Ptarmigan Beer
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 15, 2015, 09:15:40 PM

Quote from: Big Dog on January 15, 2015, 08:35:08 AM

Made from real ptarmigans?

(http://alpinecreeklodge.com/wp-content/themes/striking/cache/images/1374_ptarmigan1-960x500.jpg)

Look! Humans content with their own doom. Every killed ptarmigan means humanity is getting closer to its destruction by rabbits. Humanity is doomed.