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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: the county on January 14, 2015, 02:32:15 PM
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This guy and his marriage are pathetic:
Wed Jan 14, 2015, 12:07 PM
diabeticman (2,368 posts)
My wife is leaving me. She hates the condo we bought. She tried to live without a pet. She feels
the condo is not a home. We lost our cats to death and she thought she wouldn't want anymore but she is getting depressed and even though we OWN the condo this association refuses to allow pets.
I don't know how to fix it.
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Wed Jan 14, 2015, 12:07 PM
diabeticman (2,368 posts)
My wife is leaving me.
I don't know how to fix it.
(https://www.causa.com/store/images/products/large/25553.jpg)
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(https://www.causa.com/store/images/products/large/25553.jpg)
Astute, dry, relevant, and trenchant. ^5 my good sir.
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He should hook up with fellow DUer Omaha Steve.
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She just wouldn't part with a little p*ssy.
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Is this not a profile in faggotry, or what? His wife* wishes to not be with HIM because she would like to have A PET, which she does not currently have.
Let that percolate for a moment: his wife would rather pursue a relationship with an animal that she has not yet identified than stay with diabeticman.
Most men catch a wayward woman by examining text messages, emails, or pictures. Our diabeticman probably learned about this when he found a box of Milk Bones
tucked away in her panty drawer.
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I looked at the Dummy responses the solution to the "problem" which is to sell the condo, buy a house and get a cat. However, what is missing from this conversation is the fact that there isn't any wife because if there was, they would be selling the condo anyway. You know a 50/50 divorce settlement.
So now we know that our speculating on the marital status of this oversized primitive is correct and the pressure is mounting to have the Mrs. show her face at the DUmpster is accurate.
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Inflatable cat.
Problem solved.
Get Carl's patch kit to go with it.
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I think this is one of my new favorite primitive responses ever:
Response to diabeticman (Original post)
Wed Jan 14, 2015, 01:01 PM
RobinA (4,206 posts)
12. Counseling
Sounds like some issues here.
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Inflatable cat.
Problem solved.
Get Carl's patch kit to go with it.
Answer of the day!
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Numbers guy is available :popcorn: .
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As a fella once said...
(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/Dianna722/well_bye.jpg)
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So, his wife is leaving him for a cat. :rofl:
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Catbot. Get a catbot.
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Without the wife, we'll never hear from DUmmy d-man again.
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I wonder if he knows the gig is up, and he's trying to write her out gracefully.
This is another gigantic fail...no one divorces over the lack of a cat.
Once again he has put the onus upon himself with a silly story.
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Inflatable cat.
Problem solved.
Get Carl's patch kit to go with it.
:ohmy:
:rotf: :cheersmate:
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Look... I know the pain of going through a seperation and divorce and so I can understand what the DUmpmonkey is going through. Even though I already know the answer to this question I feel morally bound to ask it- if not for the many who ahve suffered as I and the DUmpmonkey ahve suffered... then because it is the expected quesion we all really want to ask:
Is she hot?
I know... I know... it's wrong of me...
I should be punished. :naughty:
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Is she hot?
I know... I know... it's wrong of me...
I should be punished. :naughty:
Well, he has told many stories about her liberal viewpoints, so I think it's a given that she is ugly. However, why does he place more importance on a condo than on his own marriage.
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Well, he has told many stories about her liberal viewpoints, so I think it's a given that she is ugly. However, why does he place more importance on a condo than on his own marriage.
It's a really really nice condo...
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So, the wife is looking for some *****.....
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The wife was a blow up doll.
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The wife was a blow up doll.
Not an inflatable, a Real Dolltm.
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Well, he has told many stories about her liberal viewpoints, so I think it's a given that she is ugly. However, why does he place more importance on a condo than on his own marriage.
If for some unfathomable reason I were married to her, the first half of that would be the answer to the second.
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Well, he has told many stories about her liberal viewpoints, so I think it's a given that she is ugly. However, why does he place more importance on a condo than on his own marriage.
Why does the imaginary/mysterious Mrs. Insulin-challenged primitive place more importance on replacing some dead cats than on her marriage?
To Diabeticman ... if she's blowin' in the wind, anchor her to the foundation. Unless she's HOT!
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Why does the imaginary/mysterious Mrs. Insulin-challenged primitive place more importance on replacing some dead cats than on her marriage?
To Diabeticman ... if she's blowin' in the wind, anchor her to the foundation. Unless she's HOT!
I'm thinking that if she were real, then she probably just had her stomach pinched and has shed 150 pounds, give or take. And now she has re-entered the husband market.
But alas, the whole thing is imaginary but got to admit it's fun to speculate. Either way, it must literally suck to be a Diuretic man.
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I'm thinking that if she were real, then she probably just had her stomach pinched and has shed 150 pounds, give or take. And now she has re-entered the husband market.
But alas, the whole thing is imaginary but got to admit it's fun to speculate. Either way, it must literally suck to be a Diuretic man.
As far as the Insulin Challenged primitive life outlook is concerned, it probably blows more than it sucks.
Get it? Get it?
Blows, as in emergency re-inflation. Ha!
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^^^ you did, in fact, made me laugh!
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I wonder if he knows the gig is up, and he's trying to write her out gracefully.
This is another gigantic fail...no one divorces over the lack of a cat.
Once again he has put the onus upon himself with a silly story.
I agree no one divorces over a lack of a cat but a lack of ***** is another story. :whistling:
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I wonder if he knows the gig is up, and he's trying to write her out gracefully.
This gets my vote.
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UPDATE:
Response to diabeticman (Original post)
Wed Jan 14, 2015, 03:47 PM
Iggo (28,176 posts)
28. Your wife's leaving you because she can't have a cat?
Response to Iggo (Reply #28)
Wed Jan 14, 2015, 03:53 PM
Star Member Tobin S. (7,180 posts)
29. That's the way it sounds. I thought that was a bit odd, too. nt
Looks like Tobin S. is not buying it either.
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Response to diabeticman (Original post)
Thu Jan 15, 2015, 02:40 PM
Star Member WinkyDink (43,031 posts)
51. So, you're saying your wife is choosing some pet she doesn't yet have, over you?
diabeticman isn't the prize he once was.
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Well, if she is divorcing him for a cat it shows how insignificant he is. Maybe she's tired of being married to a whiny bitch.
Cindie
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Without the wife, we'll never hear from DUmmy d-man again.
Not seeing a downside.
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diabeticman (2,380 posts)
41. We could not have kids. I am going to risk further scandal here but I personally am not comfortable with kids. My wife and I use to babysits friends kids and stuff but they do get on my nerves. When we did have cats she had a way to channel that desire to mother something. She misses it. The other night she snapped at me "You got everything you wanted and I had to give up the only thing that made me whole."
So figure that one out.
:o Dude. You are ****ed.
But in case you forgot, it's all about ME for the DUmpmonkies..
mopinko (42,972 posts)
43. pets were an issue in my divorce.
i replaced a parrot that i had lost with a little fellow who found me.
i wasnt going to get another, as others in the house never liked any of the birds i kept, but especially her.
my husband thought i was replacing him in my heart w a parrot.
we (ok, i) also have several dogs, including 2 little terriers that he always hated.
but this was all superficial, and the real problems were insurmountable.
you have to decide if it is really just about the cats. for me, it was not just an issue, but an indicator. he pissed on my joy at having a new friend. again. like he always did, whatever small joy that was.
****. You people are miserable.
diabeticman (2,380 posts)
67. I wouldn't have minded a kid but as we have gone on in our married life I am more comfortable
the way it is. I am uncomfortable with the idea of adopting. My father felt uncomfortsble about my brothers and me. We never had a kid natural.. My grandmother would say it is not meant to be. Now accept it. that was how I was raised.
You just told us you didn't want kids, you didn't like kids, and that they made you uncomfortable...
KMOD (1,370 posts)
70. Look, you have been given a plenitude of advice.
And you don't seem to want to take any of it.
Have your wife see a doctor - can't
Sell you home - can't
sneak a cat in anyway - ignored
WTF? Why ask advise if you won't take any of it. Every suggestion to you is met with an excuse.
Look, I'm not trying to pick on you. I care. I care about everybody. But your reluctance to suggestions and helpful advice is mind-boggling.
Maybe because none of it is real...
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mopinko (42,972 posts)
43. pets were an issue in my divorce.
i replaced a parrot that i had lost with a little fellow who found me.
i wasnt going to get another, as others in the house never liked any of the birds i kept, but especially her.
my husband thought i was replacing him in my heart w a parrot.
Maybe the little birds you collected creeped Mr. Mopinko out.
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KMOD (1,370 posts)
70. Look, you have been given a plenitude of advice.
And you don't seem to want to take any of it.
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Every suggestion to you is met with an excuse.
Oh, but that's the way of the DUmp. This happens time and time again. Dummie asks other DUmmies for advice, and it's all rejected. Drives me nuts.
Shouldn't the blowup doll have known about condo rules before signing on the dotted line? Something this huge? I wouldn't care to live without pets either, and I don't like a lot of rules imposed on me. Geez, think things through!
Carl: :lmao:
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Oh, but that's the way of the DUmp. This happens time and time again. Dummie asks other DUmmies for advice, and it's all rejected. Drives me nuts.
Shouldn't the blowup doll have known about condo rules before signing on the dotted line? Something this huge? I wouldn't care to live without pets either, and I don't like a lot of rules imposed on me. Geez, think things through!
Carl: :lmao:
Because they aren't looking for advice, they're looking for people to pity them.
Cindie
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mopinko (42,972 posts)
43. pets were an issue in my divorce.
i replaced a parrot that i had lost with a little fellow who found me.
i wasnt going to get another, as others in the house never liked any of the birds i kept, but especially her.
my husband thought i was replacing him in my heart w a parrot.
we (ok, i) also have several dogs, including 2 little terriers that he always hated.
but this was all superficial, and the real problems were insurmountable.
you have to decide if it is really just about the cats. for me, it was not just an issue, but an indicator. he pissed on my joy at having a new friend. again. like he always did, whatever small joy that was.
If it is like everything else about you most likely none of the animals were cleaned up after.
You are an insane,hideous freak Mo and soon will find yourself locked away.
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So, his wife is leaving him for a cat. :rofl:
Wife must be a lesbian, then.
Leaving him for a little *****. :rotf:
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Oh, but that's the way of the DUmp. This happens time and time again. Dummie asks other DUmmies for advice, and it's all rejected. Drives me nuts.
Shouldn't the blowup doll have known about condo rules before signing on the dotted line? Something this huge? I wouldn't care to live without pets either, and I don't like a lot of rules imposed on me. Geez, think things through!
Carl: :lmao:
He probably lives in Section 8 housing took what he could get (be given).
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but but she's real!!!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018713151
Mon Jan 19, 2015, 02:08 AM
diabeticman (2,386 posts)
Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session.
For those who think I am making my wife up or doing Performance art. My wife is real. I only wanted advise.
My wife won't place her view points on this view (political or otherwise) because she is TOO liberal for this boards liking and would probably be called a troll.
She Has inspire me often and I do love her. I quote her often on this board because I think she is one of the smartest people I have ever met and if I talk about her or give her views on this board it is because I think her views should be known IF nothing else.
For those who don't like this please place me on ignore.
Now that I dispense with that.
My wife felt this was her issue and felt she was getting depressed so she went to a counselor because she has had times where she got depressed but it never would get this bad when we had cats. She only ever sought help once--Before we got a cat and she was this level of depression.
my wife claims this is her issue. she "Need a swift kick in the head." She said she needs to fix herself and not me.
I will respect the fact that she needs to speak to someone alone first. I will got to couples counseling when she is ready. right now she is viewing this as her issue not our joint one.
I hope others understand what she is staying.
We also have requested the pet issue be looked at by the condo association again.
that does it. You're next.
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Is he forcing his wife to work to support his ass?
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Is he forcing his wife to work to support his ass?
You're kidding, me, right? That's a given!
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You're kidding, me, right? That's a given!
Well< I know it's true of most male DUmmies, but I wasn't sure about him. That alone would be reason enough to leave his ass.
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Is he forcing his wife to work to support his ass?
well, it would take quite a bit of leverage and physics.
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diabetic man's wife is giving him the old..."it's not you it's me" made famous by George Costanza.