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Title: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 11, 2015, 11:20:11 AM
OK, just a preface. This is from the history of Feminism forum, the sanctuary for man hating lesbians at DU.  this ridiculous story is automatically taken as fact by the gals.
The red text is by me, at one time I was a history major, I cannot stand to see history rewritten or pretend things presented as fact. Couldn't help myself.

~~ Mr Mannn is off writing a book crediting Amazons with inventing the sammich.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/125553768
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Tuesday Afternoon (55,263 posts)

Amazon Warriors Did Indeed Fight and Die Like Men

The Amazons got a bum rap in antiquity. They wore trousers. They smoked pot (The ancient Greeks never smoked pot, still this alone is why DUmmies will believe this silly feminist fantasy), covered their skin with tattoos, rode horses, and fought as hard as the guys. Legends sprang up like weeds. They cut off their breasts to fire their bows better! They mutilated or killed their boy children! Modern (mostly male) scholars continued the confabulations. The Amazons were hard-core feminists. Man haters. Delinquent mothers. Lesbians.

Drawing on a wealth of textual, artistic, and archaeological evidence, Adrienne Mayor, author of The Amazons, dispels these myths and takes us inside the truly wild and wonderful world of these ancient warrior women.

Talking from her home in Palo Alto, California, she explains what Johnny Depp has in common with Amazons, why the Amazon spirit is breaking out all over pop culture, and who invented trousers (In the thousands of years of human history before the Greeks..No one invented trousers before the Amazons? Really?).

We associate the word Amazon with digital book sales these days. Tell us about the real Amazons.

The real Amazons were long believed to be purely imaginary (Gasp! Could you be referring to the utter lack of...dare I say it...EVIDENCE?. They were the mythical warrior women who were the archenemies of the ancient Greeks. Every Greek hero or champion, from Hercules to Theseus and Achilles, had to prove his mettle by fighting a powerful warrior queen.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/10/141029-amazons-scythians-hunger-games-herodotus-ice-princess-tattoo-cannabis/
Notice the last word inthis link: Cannabis. Now we know where the research came from.

xposted = http://www.democraticunderground.com/12191592 thank you, icymist
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 11, 2015, 11:48:34 AM
What a trouser-load.

BTW, didn't the Assassins get their name from using hashish?  Not so sure you're right on that one, though one of the enduring biological mysteries is related - the question of how cocaine metabolites could have been found in Egyptian mummies when the coca plant existed solely in the New World.

On the trouser question, apparently there was very recently a discovery of a burial in territory that is now China, of two men, wherein trousers were found...supposedly the oldest documentable use of trousers discovered so far.

It's pretty well established that most of the Amazon tales are balderdash concocted by the Romans and Greeks/Hellenics as a bugaboo scary story, on a par with the cyclops, centaurs, sea serpents, dragons, and such.  Any statues that survive are the Greek and Roman embodiments of that myth, like trying to reconstruct what our society was like from Bruce Willis movies 2500 years from now.  All the real evidence is that there may well have been an actual people who gave rise to the myth, mostly likely somewhere toward the eastern end of the Black Sea, and there is a tiny element of truth in the Classical legends, but something on the close order of about 1% truth and 99% total bullshit.
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 11, 2015, 11:57:35 AM
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On the trouser question, apparently there was very recently a discovery of a burial in territory that is now China, of two men, wherein trousers were found
(http://www.awmok.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/4138749268_7f018a663c_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: SVPete on January 11, 2015, 12:20:07 PM
Sounds like "history" Eric Von Daniken style.

IIRC, hemp was used in Asia for millennia for its fibers (rope, etc.), but not the (highly) intoxicating variety. The Greeks' (and other Med cultures') intoxicants of choice were wine and beer. But why let facts compromise the truthy-ness of a feminist myth/narrative?

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Legends sprang up like weeds. They cut off their breasts to fire their bows better! They mutilated or killed their boy children! Modern (mostly male) scholars continued the confabulations. The Amazons were hard-core feminists. Man haters. Delinquent mothers. Lesbians.

There's certainly a lot for modern feminists to love about the mythical Amazons! And to fantasize about.
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: Carl on January 11, 2015, 12:33:08 PM
Sounds like "history" Eric Von Daniken style.


I had to laugh at that,there was/is one of the biggest lunatics to ever put word to paper.
Hard to believe how many bought into his idiocy back in the 70s.
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 11, 2015, 12:38:06 PM
OK, I concede, But Hashish was exclusively and arab thing.
I will correct my OP.
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: Delmar on January 11, 2015, 01:40:02 PM
A few years ago, there was a lot of talk about school books that were being used to teach black kids that the ancient Greeks stole their civilization from Africans.  It was all a bunch of BS designed to give poor black kids a sense of self worth.  Now it looks like the feminists are trying to pull pretty much the same crap.
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 11, 2015, 03:18:17 PM
Weren't the Amazons from around the Black Sea area?
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 11, 2015, 03:58:54 PM
Somebody didn't read the whole thread before posting...



(A sin I frequently commit myself)
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 11, 2015, 04:36:00 PM
I'm a huge fan of the Amazons.

You can find anything under the sun in seconds, and buy it with one click.
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: obumazombie on January 11, 2015, 04:43:56 PM
OK, I concede, But Hashish was exclusively and arab thing.
I will correct my OP.

You must have edited the passage in question before I got a chance to see it.
The Amazons are alive and well and living in Atlantis.
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: Zathras on January 11, 2015, 06:17:33 PM
No, Amazon women did not die as warriors and smoke pot. Under the direction of the Femputer, they developed women's basketball and captured men for the ritual of DEATH BY SNOO SNOO.  :-)
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 11, 2015, 06:21:36 PM
So, they were buried with bows, knives and such but no dildos or vibrators, huh.....piss poor lesbians if you ask me.
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 11, 2015, 06:43:32 PM
You must have edited the passage in question before I got a chance to see it.
The Amazons are alive and well and living in Atlantis.

I have it on the best authority they live on Venus:
(http://www.gutenberg.org/files/32544/32544-h/images/cover.jpg)
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: docstew on January 12, 2015, 12:14:04 PM
I have it on the best authority they live on Venus:
(http://www.gutenberg.org/files/32544/32544-h/images/cover.jpg)

I thought they were on the Moon?
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 12, 2015, 12:32:35 PM
I thought they were on the Moon?
"To the moon, Alice, to the moon", Ralph Cramdon.
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 12, 2015, 12:36:06 PM
I thought they were on the Moon?

Usually, women like to hang out in Venus. But some like mars:

(http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af235/nohocommunicationsgroup/WomenFromMars.jpg)
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: delilahmused on January 12, 2015, 02:55:49 PM
So, Amazon Women on the Moon was a documentary?

(http://cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com/images/319390/319390_full.jpg)
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 12, 2015, 11:32:44 PM
What a trouser-load.

 :rotf:   bah-dum-dum.

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Any statues that survive are the Greek and Roman embodiments of that myth, like trying to reconstruct what our society was like from Bruce Willis movies 2500 years from now.

Exactly.  :hi5:

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and there is a tiny element of truth in the Classical legends, but something on the close order of about 1% truth and 99% total bullshit.

Never mattered to (D)Ummies.
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 12, 2015, 11:38:08 PM
A few years ago, there was a lot of talk about school books that were being used to teach black kids that the ancient Greeks stole their civilization from Africans.  It was all a bunch of BS designed to give poor black kids a sense of self worth.  Now it looks like the feminists are trying to pull pretty much the same crap.

There's a website, by some purported Professor, that is doing that with, basically, everything.  I forgot where I found it.  Essentially, yes, black africans had flying cars and stealth fighters, before the white man took them all away in chains.
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 12, 2015, 11:43:40 PM
"To the moon, Alice, to the moon", Ralph Cramdon.

(http://www.patricksofpratt.com/Alice.jpg)
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: Big Dog on January 13, 2015, 08:03:26 AM
So, Amazon Women on the Moon was a documentary?

(http://cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com/images/319390/319390_full.jpg)

Yes!
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: Big Dog on January 13, 2015, 08:05:37 AM
There's a website, by some purported Professor, that is doing that with, basically, everything.  I forgot where I found it.  Essentially, yes, black africans had flying cars and stealth fighters, before the white man took them all away in chains.

You'd think that people with flying cars and stealth fighters wouldn't be put in chains.
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 13, 2015, 08:27:00 AM
You'd think that people with flying cars and stealth fighters wouldn't be put in chains.

We tricked them - had a busty chick with a huge ass drive in a wagon-load of liquor, and then ran in and stole everything while they were passed out.
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: Big Dog on January 13, 2015, 09:52:48 AM
We tricked them - had a busty chick with a huge ass drive in a wagon-load of liquor, and then ran in and stole everything while they were passed out.

A little of that in Ferguson, and a whole lot of trouble could have been avoided.

Those who forget the lessons of history...


High five for that, by the way.
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: obumazombie on January 13, 2015, 01:30:13 PM
We tricked them - had a busty chick with a huge ass drive in a wagon-load of liquor, and then ran in and stole everything while they were passed out.

If they were a professional football team, what would their name be ?
It seems to me it might be...Redskins.
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 13, 2015, 03:51:48 PM
If they were a professional football team, what would their name be ?
It seems to me it might be...Redskins.

I'm thinking more like Da Bears.  Of course there aren't any of them in Africa in modern times, so they could claim we stole all the bears too.
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 13, 2015, 05:15:45 PM
If they were a professional football team, what would their name be ?
It seems to me it might be...Redskins.
The Beavers.
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 13, 2015, 05:36:36 PM
You'd think that people with flying cars and stealth fighters wouldn't be put in chains.

Well, this was Third World. They invented flying cars (with 20" spinners), but neglected to invent roads, oil refineries, and filling stations.
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: Skul on January 13, 2015, 06:09:14 PM
The Beavers.

Nasty man!   :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack:    :rotf:  :hi5: :cheers2: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: Chris_ on January 13, 2015, 09:37:52 PM
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/smileys/feminists_zpsa08f5963.jpg)
Title: Re: Klu Kux Klams: Amazon Women are REAL! and they smoked pot!
Post by: obumazombie on January 13, 2015, 10:24:00 PM
^heh !