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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on January 11, 2015, 03:39:00 AM
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Sat Jan 10, 2015, 02:10 PM
Myrina (11,142 posts)
10 years ago today, DUer Khephra died.
In memory of my friend & a prolific original DUer.
That is all.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018710121#post5
So DUmmy Kheph is the only dead DUmmy they remember, disproving the advice given in "Tropic Thunder" about never going full retard.
Sat Jan 10, 2015, 03:54 PM
Star Member calimary (36,950 posts)
9. Aw, man...
It's been 10 years? Sheesh. I would say "you've sure missed a lot, dear brother DUer" but I'd actually suspect - NOT. I'd imagine Khephra has been keeping close track, all along, and closely.
Like most DUmmies and hamsters, Kheph didn't die, he just crossed the Rainbow Bridge.
Sat Jan 10, 2015, 03:57 PM
Lydia Leftcoast (47,764 posts)
10. The first time anything on DU made me cry
especially when I learned that his mother had found him dead.
Sat Jan 10, 2015, 03:59 PM
Star Member CaliforniaPeggy (112,958 posts)
12. I was still lurking when this happened...
Reading the posts that mourned him made me realize what a great community this is.
I joined in February.
May he rest in peace.
So it took the CalPig less than ten years to run up one hundred twelve thousand posts at the DUmp.
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He died just like he lived, if you can call that living. Sat in front of a multitude of computers, constantly updating the DUmp on the really important crap from obscure lib websites & posting to their Latest Breaking News. His mom found him slumped dead on the keyboards.
RIP still, never wished him ill-will. Just kind of a wasted life.
Vaguely recall Wee Willie Pitt writing some pathetic eulogy that most supposedly well-educated DUmmies compared to Shakespeare.
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He died just like he lived, if you can call that living. Sat in front of a multitude of computers, constantly updating the DUmp on the really important crap from obscure lib websites & posting to their Latest Breaking News. His mom found him slumped dead on the keyboards.
RIP still, never wished him ill-will. Just kind of a wasted life.
Vaguely recall Wee Willie Pitt writing some pathetic eulogy that most supposedly well-educated DUmmies compared to Shakespeare.
William Rivers Pitiful loves to wax eloquent over dead guys, so long as every sentence begins with "I".
It's a strange, homoerotic, necrophilic, autoerotic fixation of his.
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Its dead thread
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2924776
Lorien (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 09:17 PM
Original message
He was 37
librechik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 02:30 PM
Response to Reply #353
402. More than 50,000 posts
Edited on Sun Jan-09-05 02:33 PM by librechik
Yes, it was blog as usual for Scot to post that much and more. If it's in LBN, Khephra probably started it--his current threads will live for days after this! Oh god, I'm still crying! He was the best! What a sweet, smart soul!
If I'm not mistaken, Kheph was wheelchair bound. This is so sad.
The DUmp started in late January 2001 so that was 50,000 plus in less than 4 years.
Typical useless DUmbass,rather then make something of his life despite infirmity he simply chose to wallow in it.
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The primitive was in a wheelchair not because of any neuro-muscular disorder or as a result of an accident, but simply because he was so ****ing fat. He ate himself to death.
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He lived the perfect DUmmy life.
No work. No incentive to work.
All his needs were met by his mother, who enabled his life of sloth.
He believed his life was significant because of his constant posting at DU.
Khephra was the very DUmmy who cemented the stereotype of a basement dwelling useless leech on society.
Comparison:
All that said, I am not a wealthy man. The world will never envy my achievements in life.
BUT. I paid my own way. I always had a job. I never depended on the govt for my daily bread. I have 10,000 posts here on CC that took almost a decade to build up (Unlike Khephra, I have a life).
Dependency on the govt is slavery. Every govt handout you receive comes with strings attached.
My life is not easy. Nothing is assured for me.
But I prefer a dangerous freedom to a comfortable slavery.
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Funny there was no mention of what happened to the pizza box fortress, urine filled diet Pepsi bottles that were scattered about or the collection of toe nail clippings in the Red Solo cup. :(
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William Rivers Pitiful loves to wax eloquent over dead guys, so long as every sentence begins with "I".
You nailed that one, Dog.
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37 and living at home with mom. :whatever:
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William Rivers Pitiful loves to wax eloquent over dead guys, so long as every sentence begins with "I".
It's a strange, homoerotic, necrophilic, autoerotic fixation of his.
Wonder if Pitt's working on an obit for the Big Guy.
Neither of them has ever commented on the other's threads.
There may be some envious resentment on Pitt's part.
As much a loser as the Big Guy may be, his life's a Horatio Alger story compared to the wasted, useless Pitt.
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What (at 37) did he die of ?
And don't tell me like my mother would...He died of a Tuesday.
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Just by rounding one gets 1460 days in four years.
Divided into 50,000 equals 34 .25 posts per day,so in actuality he was probably close to 36 posts per day just at the DUmp.
The quintessential DUmbass,obese to the point of uselessness and living off the dole no doubt.
All the while doing nothing of worth or value outside of posting idiocy on a hate site.
Omaha Steve,Amber,UGP,Odin2005,Tobin,Pittstain,Lynn the Chin,Fizzy,etc...all the same.
You pieces of shit all need to join Keph,the world will be a better place.
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He died just like he lived, if you can call that living. Sat in front of a multitude of computers, constantly updating the DUmp on the really important crap from obscure lib websites & posting to their Latest Breaking News. His mom found him slumped dead on the keyboards.
I still remember his last post on DU.
Damn Bush, he asklf;ih;oernjkgnhdLGJpjIEWOAfnvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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I still remember his last post on DU.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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I still remember his last post on DU.
That's funny I remember it being "my mom must have hired a handy man, there is a guy with a crescent wrench down here" :-)
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What (at 37) did he die of ?
Choked on a Cheeto.
And don't tell me like my mother would...He died of a Tuesday.
:lmao:
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Like most DUmmies and hamsters, Kheph didn't die, he just crossed the Rainbow Bridge.
I'm sorry but any DUmbass who tried to cross the Bifrost bridge would have their ass sent to the underworld by Heimdall.
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Sat Jan 10, 2015, 02:10 PM
Myrina (11,142 posts)
10 years ago today, DUer Khephra died.
In memory of my friend & a prolific original DUer.
That is all.
I remember that. The Dump was soooo tore up about it when his mommy posted the comment saying he died. I guess he died at his PC posting to the dump. Then one week later it was back to the usual Bush bashing.
I do wonder why they do not remember Andy. Things that make one go Hmmmm.
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I remember that. The Dump was soooo tore up about it when his mommy posted the comment saying he died. I guess he died at his PC posting to the dump. Then one week later it was back to the usual Bush bashing.
I do wonder why they do not remember Andy. Things that make one go Hmmmm.
DUmmies avoid mentioning Andy out of fear of the Wrath of The Solich.
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Sat Jan 10, 2015, 02:10 PM
Myrina (11,142 posts)
10 years ago today, DUer Khephra died.
That is all.
Pretty much.
The worms eating his body have probably filed for disability by now.
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Pretty much.
The worms eating his body have probably filed for disability by now.
Are you sure they are finished with his body, yet?
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Are you sure they are finished with his body, yet?
He's the physical embodiment of generational welfare
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Pretty much.
The worms eating his body have probably filed for disability by now.
I feel more sorry for the worms and their descendants than him.
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Damn Bush, he asklf;ih;oernjkgnhdLGJpjIEWOAfnvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
He must of been really angry.