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Title: Wee Willy Pitt: 2014 sucked.
Post by: dutch508 on January 04, 2015, 08:18:33 PM
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Planting a Seed for 2015 http://www.democraticunderground.com/~WilliamPitt
By William Rivers Pitt
Truthout | Op-Ed

Thursday 01 January 2015

If there were such a thing as a Hall Of Fame Of Suck, the year 2014 would not only win first-ballot admission, it would have its very own wing.

Consider this abridged butcher's bill:

[snip of bad things that happened]

And one of my best friends, Brian, also died out of absolutely nowhere in November. He was the soul and spirit of our group of friends, three times my roommate since 1994, and his absence from my life, from this world, is an open wound I doubt will ever fully heal.

Strangely enough, when I think about every terrible thing that scarred this long year, I also think of Brian, but not in the way you might assume. See, I do not believe in death. Brian the man is gone from us, but knowing him made me a better person. He planted a seed within me, and by being the better person he helped to make me, I plant that seed in others: my friends, my family, and especially my little daughter. In this way, Brian and every other person who planted seeds go on, and on, and on, spreading from person to person, from relationship to relationship, and those seeds reap a mighty harvest that makes the world entire a little bit of a better place.

In this way, my friend Brian, along with everyone else who has been lost to us, are eternal. I find that to be a tremendous comfort.

This is the time for New Year's resolutions, and I have a request of you: plant that seed wherever you find fertile soil. Be that better person. Help to gentle the cold brutality of this hard world within reach of your arm. Let us not do 2014 ever again. It is in the rear-view mirror now, finally. Let's try to keep it there.

It's on Wee Willy's journal page... his flamingly gay bromance... goes on...

I am suprised he didn't say, "and now... in 2015... I want to plant that seed in my dear friend, Brian..."

 ::)

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marym625 (3,889 posts) Sun Jan 4, 2015, 01:42 AM
1. Good article

You should repost. I don't think enough people saw it. 


only one reply... from a mole...  :tongue:
Title: Re: Wee Willy Pitt: 2014 sucked.
Post by: the county on January 04, 2015, 08:22:37 PM
what did Brian die of?

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Strangely enough, when I think about every terrible thing that scarred this long year, I also think of Brian, but not in the way you might assume. See, I do not believe in death. Brian the man is gone from us, but knowing him made me a better person. He planted a seed within me, and by being the better person he helped to make me, I plant that seed in others: my friends, my family, and especially my little daughter. In this way, Brian and every other person who planted seeds go on, and on, and on, spreading from person to person, from relationship to relationship, and those seeds reap a mighty harvest that makes the world entire a little bit of a better place.

 :o

homoerotic . . .
Title: Re: Wee Willy Pitt: 2014 sucked.
Post by: Big Dog on January 04, 2015, 08:29:14 PM
what did Brian die of?

Something alcohol related, if I recall.

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homoerotic . . .

And the related word "turgid". Exactly what you would expect from the Midnight Cowboy.
Title: Re: Wee Willy Pitt: 2014 sucked.
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 04, 2015, 08:59:30 PM
Something alcohol related, if I recall.

I was thinking drug overdose, as it was sudden and Wee Willie refused to go into any detail.
Alcohol drunk driving, or a drunken stunt would work as well.
Or it could be Aids. Brian just never told anyone and Will aint saying.

Bottom line here: they were both DUmmies. Sudden death seems to encounter liberals much more often as they make so many poor life choices.
Title: Re: Wee Willy Pitt: 2014 sucked.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 04, 2015, 09:51:21 PM
I had no time to look, but wanted to see if Wee Willie started a thread waxing poetic about the passing of Mario Cuomo.
Title: Re: Wee Willy Pitt: 2014 sucked.
Post by: franksolich on January 04, 2015, 09:53:56 PM
Did anybody else notice that on the Bostonian Drunkard's partial list of the bad things that happened, he omitted to mention the November elections?
Title: Re: Wee Willy Pitt: 2014 sucked.
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 04, 2015, 11:39:47 PM
what did Brian die of?

Well, let's see.

He was ultra-liberal, lived in Boston and San Francisco, died at an early age, and was friends with Pitt.

AIDS.
Title: Re: Wee Willy Pitt: 2014 sucked.
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on January 05, 2015, 01:29:16 PM
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Planting a Seed for 2015 http://www.democraticunderground.com/~WilliamPitt
By William Rivers Pitt
Truthout | Op-Ed

And one of my best friends, Brian, also died out of absolutely nowhere in November. He was the soul and spirit of our group of friends, three times my roommate since 1994, and his absence from my life, from this world, is an open wound I doubt will ever fully heal.

Strangely enough, when I think about every terrible thing that scarred this long year, I also think of Brian, but not in the way you might assume. See, I do not believe in death. Brian the man is gone from us, but knowing him made me a better person. He planted a seed within me
Um, yeah... as Archer would say "phrasing!!!"



I swear the above reads like the plot to a sappy 80's song.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAfxs0IDeMs[/youtube]

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So we found this hotel, it was a place I knew well
We made magic that night. Oh, he did everything right
He brought the woman out of me, so many times, easily
And in the morning when he woke all I left him was a note
I told him I am the flower you are the seed
We walked in the garden we planted a tree
Don't try to find me, please don't you dare
Just live in my memory, you'll always be there

All I want to do is make love to you
One night of love was all we knew
All want to do is make love to you
I've got lovin' arms to hold on to
Title: Re: Wee Willy Pitt: 2014 sucked.
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 05, 2015, 01:43:34 PM
DUmmies discuss seed:

Pitt (drunk):
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Brian the man is gone from us, but knowing him made me a better person. He planted a seed within me

CalPig (nut):
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CaliforniaPeggy  Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Tue Nov-13-07 09:00 PM
Original message
My newest poem....**Caution! Erotic content!**

I dominate him.

For at the last–who yields?

At the peak of passion

He empties the aching seed

Into me...
Title: Re: Wee Willy Pitt: 2014 sucked.
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on January 05, 2015, 01:52:38 PM
DUmmies discuss seed:


CalPig (nut):
CaliforniaPeggy  Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Tue Nov-13-07 09:00 PM
Original message
My newest poem....**Caution! Erotic Horrific content!**

I dominate him.

For at the last–who yields?

At the peak of passion

He empties the aching seed

Into me...

...need...mind...bleach... :puke:
Title: Re: Wee Willy Pitt: 2014 sucked.
Post by: ExGeeEye on January 05, 2015, 05:07:24 PM
I read Scott Ritter has been paroled.

Maybe he and Wee Willie can go trollin for poon again...

Hide the babies...
Title: Re: Wee Willy Pitt: 2014 sucked.
Post by: thundley4 on January 05, 2015, 06:40:32 PM
I read Scott Ritter has been paroled.

Maybe he and Wee Willie can go trollin for poon again...

Hide the babies...

Road trip to see Omaha Steve and some girls basketball games.