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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dutch508 on January 04, 2015, 12:39:09 PM
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Franks main squeeze, the bit-titted one, cuts and pastes a tale of sex and woe....
BainsBane (29,263 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026038498
Tim Tebow arrested for soliciting sexual favors
A small edit later:
Turns out this is satire. Some things are just too good to be true.
::)
BainsBane (29,263 posts)
8. It's the excuse that's the best part He was going to bless her with holy water. He learned at the knee of conservative evangelicals and can lie with the best of them.
Before the edit...
BainsBane (29,263 posts)
31. Yes, and it's only holy after priests bless it but I thought he had his own thing going.
before the edit...
SheilaT (16,595 posts)
2. Huh? He claims to have invented something that was around
twenty years before he was born? How stupid does he think everyone else is?
before the edit...
Electric Monk (10,896 posts)
6. It's satire
http://dailyleak.org/faq/
BainsBane (29,263 posts)
12. Oh, damn
I guess it was too good to be true.
You are a ****ing idiot.
davidpdx (17,075 posts)
52. Those uber religious people seem to like it kinky so duct tape would probably do the trick.
BainsBane (29,263 posts)
20. Yeah, I thought it was real.
Dreamer Tatum (9,438 posts)
21. You'd think it was funny if it was true? Gee, I thought you were a feminist or something.
BainsBane (29,263 posts)
49. It is clearly labeled as satire so there should be no problem.
Um.... you didn't think it was satire when you posted it, DUmbass.
PeaceNikki (22,323 posts)
54. FYI, someone sent this to jury.
Stupid. I was juror #2:
AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Results of your Jury Service
On Sun Jan 4, 2015, 10:10 AM an alert was sent on the following post:
Tim Tebow arrested for soliciting sexual favors
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026038498
REASON FOR ALERT
This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.
ALERTER'S COMMENTS
Look...I love satire as much as anyone...The Onion, Burowitrz, etc. But I think headlines like this should not be post in General Discussion on DU. It cheapens DU and opens up the opportunity for false headlines to be the norm. Mho
You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Sun Jan 4, 2015, 10:20 AM, and the Jury voted 1-6 to LEAVE IT.
Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Satire is common on DU. Leave.
Juror #2 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: This isn't a jury issue. OP realized it and updated. If the hosts want to lock or OP wants to delete, cool, but this isn't a jury issue and OP shouldn't be dinged for it.
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: She edited her post to clarify that it is satire, otherwise alerter may have had a point.
Juror #5 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: Sorry to make an example of this poster but I agree and I think the admins should draw the line. We have a Humor group and we should use it. If not that, the lounge. Cluttering up GD, which is already a hot mess with all the drama of trolls and undercover wingnuts and Putin loving propagandists, with this kind of stuff is not funny. It's stupid and it makes DU suck. This will probably not get hidden but that's my opinion.
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Take it to MIRT, don't alert...leave
Juror #7 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: It's satire. Says so in the OP. Chill.
:rotf:
dilby (1,485 posts)
57. You must have a shitty life when you celebrate the satire of a good person.
Seriously, if you got excited when you read this title then cried a little inside when you had to scroll down and saw you were duped by someone on these boards who should be smart enough to know they were reading satire the first time without having to have it pointed out to them, there is something wrong with you.
There is nothing worse than a person who tears down another because of their good works and before you say, "Tebow is against abortion, dur da dur". Well guess what, there are people with more money than him, more power than him, who support abortion and who have done jack shit to help the less fortunate.
That's all the leftists have.
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Is there any doubt that leftism is just simply evil.
Jugs,go **** yourself with a cactus you semi human lard ass tub of shit.
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Is there any doubt that leftism is just simply evil.
Jugs,go **** yourself with a cactus you semi human lard ass tub of shit.
Cactus? How about a porcupine. Sick f*ING liberals.
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BainsBane (29,263 posts)
20. Yeah, I thought it was real.
Doctor Alexandra Kelly Brown, holder of the highest degree a college can bestow, looker-downer on all that do not have one, snotty bitch to all that do not ascribe to her tolerant philosophy, would be murderess of her fellow citizens who dare hold different political views, masteress of the universe - so completely and utterly fooled by simple satire.
:lmao:
Do you ever wonder, dear, why truly intelligent people hold you in such contempt?
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:lmao: Had I been a juror (and no, I don't have an alter ego over yonder) my vote would have been, LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: This post and this thread demonstrates how blind partisanship and anti-religious bigotry result in extreme credulity. :lmao:
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[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC5rp7PJ8DQ[/youtube]
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Doctor Alexandra Kelly Brown, holder of the highest degree a college can bestow, looker-downer on all that do not have one, snotty bitch to all that do not ascribe to her tolerant philosophy, would be murderess of her fellow citizens who dare hold different political views, masteress of the universe - so completely and utterly fooled by simple satire.
:lmao:
Do you ever wonder, dear, why truly intelligent people hold you in such contempt?
That was one of the most perfectly spot on posts I have ever seen.
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It's not like the libs are gullible...they are.
It's like they are spring loaded to snap shut like a bear trap on anything they think will advance their personal or group agenda.
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That was one of the most perfectly spot on posts I have ever seen.
Thanks, Carl. :-)
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It's not like the libs are gullible...they are.
It's like they are spring loaded to snap shut like a bear trap on anything they think will advance their personal or group agenda.
Yes, Megaboobs admits as much in this post:
Response to dilby (Reply #57)
Sun Jan 4, 2015, 12:53 PM
BainsBane (29,268 posts)
63. If it had been true, he wouldn't have been a good person
He would have been just another hypocrite, which is particularly common among the Christian right. I don't watch football and know little about this guy, nothing really other than he is idolized by the right.
These kind of personal comments over nothing is a good reminder why posting on DU can be such an unpleasant experience. I stand properly chastened and reminded once again how I am not welcome on this site.
Sorry, boobs, and it's just a matter of time before both of you are timed out again.
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BainsBane
These kind of personal comments over nothing is a good reminder why posting on DU can be such an unpleasant experience. I stand properly chastened and reminded once again how I am not welcome on this site.
Come on back to the Cave, baby. You know you want to.
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Liberalism is built on a foundation of sin, greed lust and sex. Even man-hating lesbians at the History of Feminism board are obsessed with sex. sex with men.
Like the gays, feminists are all about sex. Sure the gals pursue superiority, but the spanky bottom line is sex.
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:lmao: :loser: If it's any comfort to her, BB wasn't the only DU member to get bit (http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=100153.0) by their partisan hatred and anti-religious bigotry. :loser: :lmao:
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Response to dilby (Reply #57)
Sun Jan 4, 2015, 12:53 PM
BainsBane (29,268 posts)
63. If it had been true, he wouldn't have been a good person...
...And if bullfrogs had wings they wouldn't bump their butts when they land, you half-wit. That is one of the most stupid and inapposite responses to a bang-on criticism I have ever seen, short of just calling the critic a stinky poopoo-head.
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Response to dilby (Reply #57)
Sun Jan 4, 2015, 12:53 PM
BainsBane (29,268 posts)
63. If it had been true, he wouldn't have been a good person...
Unless of course that "good person" is one of your Progressive heroes. Then attempted rape, adultery, pedophilia and involuntary manslaughter are just resume enhancements for higher office.
If this had been an article...satire or not about a Progressive you'd have never even DREAMED of posting it.
But because it's Tim Tebow....
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Of course the scrunt is the victim.
Response to dilby (Reply #57)
Sun Jan 4, 2015, 12:53 PM
Star Member BainsBane (29,269 posts)
63. If it had been true, he wouldn't have been a good person
He would have been just another hypocrite, which is particularly common among the Christian right. I don't watch football and know little about this guy, nothing really other than he is idolized by the right.
These kind of personal comments over nothing is a good reminder why posting on DU can be such an unpleasant experience. I stand properly chastened and reminded once again how I am not welcome on this site.
Or maybe being a miserable bitch will eventually cause everyone to hate you.
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In case BainsBane missed it, whlch she might, or might not, have:
2014: #05 Top DUmmie (BainsBane)
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=100022.0
2014: the group award (the women's-libbers)
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=100031.0
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Let's all remember this display of mental explosive diarrhea come next years DOTY.
For now BB is my top contender.
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I think that what we're seeing here is this:
Projection. Plain and simple. :whistling:
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But I think headlines like this should not be post in General Discussion on DU. It cheapens DU
Unpossible.
and opens up the opportunity for false headlines to be the norm. Mho
From the people who post ridiculous nonsense from:
alternet, rawstory, truthnot, dAiLykOOk, etc, etc etc.......
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The only time I think about sex is between meals.
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I think that what we're seeing here is this:
Projection. Plain and simple. :whistling:
Face it; BainsBane just like the rest of us is getting old.
Her best days are already behind her, and she knows it.
And resents it.
That's what happens to people who think this time and place is "all there is;" that there's nothing beyond this material world.
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It's funny how much the Dummies hate Tebow just because he openly prays. He does more for Make-A-Wish than most other celebrities.
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It's funny how much the Dummies hate Tebow just because he openly prays. He does more for Make-A-Wish than most other celebrities.
Oh, I'm sure he does a lot more than just that.
It's simply that unlike Democrats, liberals, and primitives, we don't brag about our "good deeds," some of which (none of mine, alas) must be truly monumental.
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Oh, I'm sure he does a lot more than just that.
It's simply that unlike Democrats, liberals, and primitives, we don't brag about our "good deeds," some of which (none of mine, alas) must be truly monumental.
I seem to remember Our Lord Jesus Christ saying something about those that pray in front of others, so that people may notice them . . . :fuelfire:
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It's funny how much the Dummies hate Tebow just because he openly prays. He does more for Make-A-Wish than most other celebrities.
Tebow is also close to the ultimate bogeyman for multi-culturalists: an MK who supports and is involved in missions. It doesn't help either that when she was pregnant his mother was advised to abort him (due to having taken a particular medication early in her pregnancy) but refused to do so.
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DUmmie Islanders & Primitives think NAMBLA types deserve love too ... :popcorn: