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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on January 01, 2015, 03:11:01 PM
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Okay, I'm gonna wrap up the Top DUmmies, leaving just Big Mo "stickied" to the top until tomorrow (Friday), after which I'll shove her into the DUmping Ground and bring back wasp69's most-excellent "Own It!" thread.
After reading all the awards the past ten days, who's your favorite primitive (of the award winners)?
And a reminder--vote with impunity, because lurking primitives can't see the results of polls anyway.
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You don't have my choice for favorite DUmbass, the latest one to kick the bucket in the most pain ridden and pathetic way possible. The only good DUmbass is a dead one
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Mr. Scorpio is my favorite, because I know that whenever I open one of his threads, it's going to be filled to the brim with stupid, and I do enjoy observing stupid, from a distance.
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This is like asking a pizza-faced teenager to pick out his favorite zit, but I guess I'll vote for mopinko.
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Mr. Scorpio is my favorite, because I know that whenever I open one of his threads, it's going to be filled to the brim with stupid, and I do enjoy observing stupid, from a distance.
Me, too. Mrs. Corpio's plethora of false identities are a riot. I almost wish I could tune in his radio show. ::)
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Hands down it's the Haas. He is a perfect blend of delusion, narcissism, and stupidity. The fact that he's still trying to bring down a presidential candidate from almost half a decade ago is just spectacular. He posts legal briefs about his madness with pride.
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I had to go with Scorpio at this particular moment; however, when they finally get around to constructing the DUmmie Hall of Fame the first two on the ballot would have to be TiT and nads.
Unless I'm mistaken, TiT is the only two time DOTY award winner.
Nads should be a two time winner. Regardless, her accomplishments speak for themselves...
2014 winner of the “Steve†award
2013 winner of the “nadin†award
2012 winner of the “Rob†award
2011 winner of the “Willie†award
17th in the 2010 DOTY awards
1st in the 2011 DOTY awards
2nd in the 2012 DOTY awards
3rd in the 2013 DOTY awards
2nd in the 2012 DOTY awards
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I chose Nadin. Mainly because I got to cross foils with her at DI.
That butterball is a scrapper. Like a Pitt Bull she will never quit or back down.
Best Bully ever!
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I'd have to go with BB - because she is so easy to piss off.
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Okay, I'm gonna wrap up the Top DUmmies, leaving just Big Mo "stickied" to the top until tomorrow (Friday), after which I'll shove her into the DUmping Ground and bring back wasp69's most-excellent "Own It!" thread.
After reading all the awards the past ten days, who's your favorite primitive (of the award winners)?
And a reminder--vote with impunity, because lurking primitives can't see the results of polls anyway.
Can't vote. I hate every ****ing one of them.
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I want a "next dead one" option. :hyper:
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They're all malignant growths on society, but I went with the libbers (In particular the GBCW'd redqueef) because they so perfectly exemplify the doctrinaire, Stalinist, and authoritarian 'thinking' and methods of the Left. If you're ever looking for content to convince a rational person that the Left is a threat to freedom of thought and speech, those wack-jobs can provide entire volumes of it.
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I want a "next dead one" option. :hyper:
Well, my source still insists that walrus-face, along with dear old sweet Lu of the cooking and baking forum, is dead, deader than a doornail.
He'd goofed on the Las Vegas Leviathan, but for a primitive, two out of three isn't bad; usually they bat 0-3.
Why no newspaper obituary on the internet? Obituaries aren't required by law (only notices of death in official records), and given what a miserable anti-social misfit walrus-face was, one can see where his survivors didn't want to note his death because that'd also mean acknowledging that this sack of shit once existed, and they want to forget him.
As for the primitives commemorating the event, the primitives forgot who walrus-face was, ten minutes after he sneaked away from Skins's island in humiliation and embarassment.
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As far as a fav DUmmie, I chose LFR. I look forward to ANY leakage from her onto the innernetz as a sparkling gift. Just the right touch of voluminous hash, lost train of thought and a generous glop of stupidity.
For Fav next-dead Dummy, I would choose Obama Steve Dawes, although I don't think he's dying.
Yet.
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Part of me is with BadCat on this . . .
. . . Part of me is with Carl. :whistling: :-)
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My favorite is not up there but I voted. I like zappaman.
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I'm astounded the voting is so close.
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The feminists, definitely. Angry harpies impressed with their own vaginas and thinking the entire world should revolve around those skanky, dusty things.
Cindie
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The feminists, definitely. Angry harpies impressed with their own vaginas and thinking the entire world should revolve around those skanky, dusty things.
That's my first choice too, the women's-libbers, but to start off the discussion when I first posted this, I voted for the legendary story-teller rsmith6612 just to generate controversy.
<<<does things like that sometimes.
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I miss rsmithnumbers.
He is so DUMB!
His wacky, awkward, stupid bouncy tales were such great breaks in the monotonous hatred and envy of the DUmmies.
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Even though she isn't posting, Das nadin is da winner!!! :-)
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Even though she isn't posting, Das nadin is da winner!!! :-)
However, as has been pointed out, she's still a member, her account still usable.
Skins never deleted it despite her demand that he do so.
All she has to do is sign on to Skins's island, and she's good to go.
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I still have a particular fondness for that douche ex machina Dreamer Tatum, but since that isn't an option, I chose Banzin, aka TheMastersNemesis. He seems to vanish and the nastily reappear for a short while, like herpes. Unlike herpes, however, he will die someday, and of course I hope it's soon.
Apropos of nothing: The Magistrate has been getting that tea service for a long while now, hasn't he? There hasn't been one Magistrate post, sir, for over two months now, sir, which, sir, is a concern, sir.
Maybe he was an extra bad boy and is now decomposing behind a false wall?
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I don't have a favorite. It boils down to there are some I dislike more than others.
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For me the harpies are kinda like watching an episode of Hoarders. Watching Hoarders is the best way to motivate myself if I don't feel like doing the dishes in the sink and taking out the garbage. The raging, soul crushing (mostly their own), whiny, ugly feminists over there remind me life is much better when I shave, smile, count my blessings, make sure my husband is well taken care of and wear a pretty little red dress now and then. Those women are a train wreck who will never be happy. Were they to get everything they want, they'd find new things to be angry and depressed about. I was like that for a while in college but I was sick to death of being like that all the time. I grew up, they've stagnated.
Cindie