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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on December 31, 2014, 04:53:40 PM
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Star Member PCIntern (15,552 posts)
I'm almost 62 years of age and I LIKE my circumcision...
in fact I personally never met anyone who was dissatisfied with his circumcision or talked about it. Pretty much all of the women in my life were rather fond of my circumcision as well. Circumcision has been very very good to ME.
Just saying...since we have Orthodox "misccrean"t threads, and circumcision threads, I thought I'd post one of my own!
WTF?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026024824
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The dental DUmmy is oversharing.
Throwing his worm in the water, hoping for a nibble?
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The dental DUmmy is oversharing.
Throwing his worm in the water, hoping for a nibble?
Taverner used to do the same thing when he got drunk on the weekend and flirted with the fat chicks in the Lounge.
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Damn! Doctor throw away the best part of him.
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You have to give the DUmmy a little credit for the Chico Escuela reference.
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Damn! Doctor throw away the best part of him.
Good catch.
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Taverner used to do the same thing when he got drunk on the weekend and flirted with the fat chicks in the Lounge.
Hey, I was trying to remember that worthless drug addict's name in relation to a topic on CU, thanks for the memory nudge!
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Hey, I was trying to remember that worthless drug addict's name in relation to a topic on CU, thanks for the memory nudge!
Thanks to Taverner, I've been able to introduce yet another assault on the senses of good and decent people when I introduce them to the primitives. "Hitachi Dildo" really helps to wash down photos of mopinko's garbage art, HAMber's hiking story, and a wallduding or two.
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Damn! Doctor throw away the best part of him.
Marine Drill Instructors would say something slightly more "R" rated.
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Marine Drill Instructors would say something slightly more "R" rated.
Best one I ever heard at Parris Island, "I'm going to unscrew your head and shit in it so you will have some brains".
I think of it often when reading the DUmmies patter.
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The term "too ****ed up" will never be used when it comes to the DUmp.
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Best one I ever heard at Parris Island, "I'm going to unscrew your head and shit in it so you will have some brains".
I think of it often when reading the DUmmies patter.
So appropos.
I like the one about how the best part of a lib ran down...
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Damn! Doctor throw away the best part of him.
Why I never order onion rings at a hospital cafeteria. :lol: :whistling:
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Why I never order onion rings at a hospital cafeteria. :lol: :whistling:
How'd you like to be the person in the back rolling them out and frying them?
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How'd you like to be the person in the back rolling them out and frying them?
No. :doh:
Y'all jus ain't right.
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Don't throw away that foreskin -- there's money to be made with it! The parenting blog Stroller Derby has descriptions of three unconventional uses for a removed foreskin:
* Cosmetics: Foreskins are used to make high-end skin creams. The skin products contain fibroblasts grown on the foreskin and harvested from it. One foreskin can be used for decades to produce fancy face cream like the SkinMedica products hawked on Oprah.
* Skin grafts: In addition to making products for skin, a baby’s foreskin can be turned into a skin graft for a burn victim. Because the cells are extremely flexible, they’re less likely to be rejected. Currently, this technology can be lifesaving in providing a real skin “band aid†to cover an open wound while a burn victim heals. Researchers at Harvard and Tufts are working on advanced skin replacements that use human foreskins.
* Cosmetic testing: All those cruelty-free cosmetics you buy? Some of them are tested on foreskins. This yields better results, since they’re human skin. And it saves the lives of the rodents your shampoo would otherwise be tested on.
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I may have to rethink cosmetics and skin cream. I am not having a liberal wang on my face.
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Funny Thread.
I used to work in a hospital. Quite regularly, a person would come to the hospital and purchase afterbirth that was then supplied to cosmetic companies.
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I may have to rethink cosmetics and skin cream. I am not having a liberal wang on my face.
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose, again!
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I may have to rethink cosmetics and skin cream. I am not having a liberal wang on my face.
I will never kiss a woman on the face again.....I don't do wangs and I ain't gonna do them by proxy either.
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I will never kiss a woman on the face again.....I don't do wangs and I ain't gonna do them by proxy either.
But on the mouth is still acceptable? We're going to have to discuss some things I think...
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It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose, again!
Sounds like it gets the hose either way.
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Sounds like it gets the hose either way.
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And this matters to everyone else why?
Cindie
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Sounds like it gets the hose either way.
H^5 to you for that one.
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Star Member PCIntern (15,552 posts)
I'm almost 62 years of age and I LIKE my circumcision...
If you like your circumcision, you can keep your circumcision.