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Title: Jeffersons Ghost wins most crazy DUmp monkey award: ZODIAC CHINESE MIND CONTROL!
Post by: dutch508 on December 30, 2014, 10:55:50 PM
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Jeffersons Ghost (11,423 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/11359624

Self deleted on 12/26/14 to avoid confusion
Last edited Fri Dec 26, 2014, 02:37 PM - Edit history (9)

For a hobby, I do astrology charts for friends, which usually requires some online research. When I typed in "zodiac," as a search criteria I stumbled across this document and noticed the word that was misspelled. After Chinese satellites began attacking me, I kept overusing the word "that" in my writings, although I have written for four radio stations and a small newspaper. There are numerous online news articles that are reasonable criticisms of China, which hae grammatical errors, especially an excessive use of the word "that." Also, I noticed blogs about the Zodiac Killer are riddled with the word. My radio just said "everything happens for a reason; but sometimes the reason is you're stupid;" so I decided not to self delete this Opening Post.


Just stick with me on this, ok? The Zodiac Killer was a serial killer out in California. They never really caught the guy...

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As I began typing this short Opening Post at 11:30 AM on 12/21/14, my radio began playing DON'T DO ME LIKE "THAT." To delay or prevent this report, a Chinese geek satellite disrupted and shut down my computer several times today. It is now 7:00 PM. After noticing the misspelled word that I checked out another old news article on the Zodiac Killer and discovered an excessive use of the word that, which peeked my attention to a greater degree. I was doing the astrology chart for an interesting lady, I met online. If a Chinese geek satellite had not disrupted my email, this embarrassingly ancient code, along with an allegation that there is a great deal of online evidence that indicates Chinese satellites of their largest code agency attempt to control or attack media writers and world leaders in many nations, including Russia.

I do know a bit about the Zodiac Killer. I have never read anything about this use of the word THAT before...

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Satellite teams of China's largest/ code agency stir up trouble for Russia with The USA and Germany. Long ago, I unwittingly provided Russian satellites with code. Like the USA and China, Russia has numerous satellite agencies; and unlike China, these satellite agencies communicated in covert ways. Since China's largest satellite/ code agency decided to show some high-altitude aircraft that are tracking Chinese satellites as they focus on this computer and causing static on my truck radio, I'll credit Russian satellite teams with leading me to this vintage news report, that features a Russian news release with an excessive use of words with an "S" in them. As you watch this classic piece of media that mentions "code," keep in mind that the USA and Russia had probably launched military spy and attack satellites before this news release on Sputnik 1 became public information. Around the time of the Zodiac murders, China released news of their first satellite launch; but like other nations, they had probably already launched a few spy and attack satellites. Dongfanghong I (Red East was the People's Republic of China's first satellite, launched on 24 April 1970. The satellite carried a radio transmitter which broadcast a song called "The East Is Red"; the broadcast lasted for 26 days.

Now... now... we will get to a point at some... uh... point...

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The First time I noticed the word that used twice an an extremely unusual quote it was by Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel; however, after I began writing this Opening Post the news article either vanished from the internet or my search engine cannot find it anymore. In my opinion, Chinese satellite teams are playing him against President Obama. If President Obama had the time to search for news articles on Netanyahu, as I recently did, he would find quotes by the Prime Minister of Israel, which date back several years: Most of his comments about Obama praise choices the US President made in the past.


 :o uh....

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At least one Chinese satellite agency continues to act like they can cause National Security Agency teams to monitor my computer; so they can claim the most absurd propaganda victory imaginable by disrupting my email; and blaming these agents. When I was in the US Navy I was trained to use gear that could virtually "hear" stealthy submarines deep under water from a reconnaissance aircraft. Over the years, I've learned that satellites can hear too! I keep telling the Chinese satellite teams if they want to attack NSA computers, they can look up their website in Fort Meade, MD; and NSA agents will give them all the trouble they want. If Chinese satellite teams, which continue to alter online news articles, are afraid to look up the address, here it is: https://www.nsa.gov/ I have more than a feeling Government Communications Head-Quarters, which is Great Britain's version of the the NSA are willing to offer Chinese satellite teams and hackers a similar invitation. Here is the place where their most secret facility is located: http://svr.gov.ru/ 

If other Chinese satellite agencies that orbit near this region want me to tell their side of the story, there will be plenty of replies to this opening post. Like satellite teams have done for a long time, they can use satellite focused idea-inducing and emotion-producing energy to provide a message, in the same way Chinese satellite teams use this energy to manipulate world leaders and media writers. This attack frequency can cause anger, skepticism, lust, paranoia, sadness, guilt and obviously confusion. If Xi Jinping thinks this Chinese satellite agency is assisting him or enhancing his power, by disrupting my email, he is wrong. Even Russian intelligence agents will get word that an ex-KGB agent named President Putin is being pitted against Chancellor Merkel and President Obama to the detriment of Russia so that he is forced into trade deals with China, which are not equally beneficial. Unlike other world leaders, especially Xi Jinping, he is still connected with intelligence to such a degree that he has a realistic grasp of attack satellite capabilities. China's largest satellite/ code agency can file all the false reports they want; but no hacker would disrupt my computer, because FBI agents monitor it constantly to hear extremely unusual satellite selected music on my radio. Also, intelligence teams of many notions monitored the entire childish, Chinese satellite fiasco, including when I tricked China's largest satellite/ code agency into using satellite focused idea inducing technology on these agents to cause a "talking" aquarium to lie to them. Many of these agents will report ALL this activity directly to their Prime Ministers, Chancellors and Presidents. Organizers of other Chinese satellite agencies are extremely concerned to hear explicit financial information on their entire chains of command being revealed in the Rio Grande in REAL talking water right now, because China's largest satellite agency is managed by "traitors" who are wealthier than Xi Jinping. At any moment a satellite that only orbits through this region once a week could obtain and relay this information to anywhere in the world. What Xi Jinping fails to understand about China's largest satellite agency is that after these sociopaths get a taste of manipulating world leaders, coordinators of this satellite/ code agency decide they can manipulate ALL world leaders, including him. While the top-administrator of this Chinese satellite agency might not be a bribed traitor, someone holding high rank in that chain of command is indeed able to use geek satellites to move so much money, in so many ways, so rapidly, they have become far wealthier than the President of China; but it will be nearly impossible to track their money transfers. This particular Chinese satellite agency will double-cross anyone, including other Chinese satellite administrators, to shift the blame of their incredibly corrupt practices.

 :o Um.... ok... maybe there isn't a point.... but surely... there is some link to something here? Can't you like give us a hint of maybe your friends Zodiac sign since it all seems to be related to your first post?

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Jeffersons Ghost (11,423 posts)
3. I'm not going to tell you. A copycat Zodiac Killer might be reading this! As See if we can use satellite focused idea-inducing technology to let you guess the correct sign.


 :thatsright:

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zappaman (13,627 posts)
4. Gemini?

 :whistling:
Title: Re: Jeffersons Ghost wins most crazy DUmp monkey award: ZODIAC CHINESE MIND CONTROL!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 30, 2014, 10:58:51 PM
OMG, please someone write up a cliffs notes version of that word salad.  I have seen at least two of the Zodiac movies, a very weird tale to say the least.
Title: Re: Jeffersons Ghost wins most crazy DUmp monkey award: ZODIAC CHINESE MIND CONTROL!
Post by: Chris_ on December 30, 2014, 11:04:06 PM
OMG, please someone write up a cliffs notes version of that word salad.  I have seen at least two of the Zodiac movies, a very weird tale to say the least.
tl;dr :thatsright:
Title: Re: Jeffersons Ghost wins most crazy DUmp monkey award: ZODIAC CHINESE MIND CONTROL!
Post by: Carl on December 30, 2014, 11:09:35 PM
Yet they wonder why the DUmp is considered to be a home for the deranged.
Title: Re: Jeffersons Ghost wins most crazy DUmp monkey award: ZODIAC CHINESE MIND CONTROL!
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 30, 2014, 11:19:50 PM
Wow. Now I have seen some bat shit crazy at the dump. Some really bat shit crazy. Some of it by this dummie.  All I can say is this blows it all, collectively, so far out of the water it is in orbit around Saturn.

I really hope this lunatic does not have access to any firearms.
Title: Re: Jeffersons Ghost wins most crazy DUmp monkey award: ZODIAC CHINESE MIND CONTROL!
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 30, 2014, 11:31:19 PM
(http://funnydumpster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/wtf-people-28.jpg)

Chinese satellites.  I haz them, bitches....
Title: Re: Jeffersons Ghost wins most crazy DUmp monkey award: ZODIAC CHINESE MIND CONTROL!
Post by: SVPete on December 31, 2014, 12:16:56 AM
There is not enough tinfoil in this world to supply that dude's need!
Title: Re: Jeffersons Ghost wins most crazy DUmp monkey award: ZODIAC CHINESE MIND CONTROL!
Post by: Zathras on December 31, 2014, 12:39:15 AM
We can't repel stupidity of this magnitude with just one facepalm. This will require....Dun Dun DUUUUUUN.....

SUPER FACEPALM!!!!!!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/HeroesAtWork/facepalm.jpg)
Title: Re: Jeffersons Ghost wins most crazy DUmp monkey award: ZODIAC CHINESE MIND CONTROL!
Post by: delilahmused on December 31, 2014, 01:49:38 AM
Okay let me see if I understand this. He's being stalked by Chinese satellites because of mispelled words and excessive use of the word "that". He knows this because he turned on the radio one time and it was playing "Don't Do Me Like That". Well, and there are articles about the Zodiac killer which overuse the word "that" and he does astrology (i.e. the zodiac) for a hobby...obviously not a coincidence.

The Chinese satellite agency, who also spies on world leaders, has decided this particular DUmmie, who has less significance to the Chinese than a gnat on the First Wookie's ass, to be a threat to their national security, or something. Somehow their satellites have been busy trying to convince the NSA to spy on this idiot by disrupting his emails, shutting down his computer and other nefarious deeds to declare victory over him, for no apparent reason.

Luckily, he was able to avoid some nefarious spying by causing a talking aquarium to lie to the Chinese. Evidently the Rio Grande can also talk at his behest. However, the DUmmie can't give away all his secrets because a copycat Zodiac killer might be reading his post. I guess that's bad.

I'm going outside now to expirement with concrete blocks, chicken wire and newspapers to see if I can prove taking down the twin towers was an inside job because it makes more sense.

Cindie
Title: Re: Jeffersons Ghost wins most crazy DUmp monkey award: ZODIAC CHINESE MIND CONTROL!
Post by: tanstaafl on December 31, 2014, 05:02:51 AM
OMG, please someone write up a cliffs notes version of that word salad.  I have seen at least two of the Zodiac movies, a very weird tale to say the least.

OK.

Avoid typing the word "THAT".
Title: Re: Jeffersons Ghost wins most crazy DUmp monkey award: ZODIAC CHINESE MIND CONTROL!
Post by: FlippyDoo on December 31, 2014, 06:37:16 AM
I'm disappointed. This is something that is supposed to be kind of my forte, but I'm at a loss. I did come up with three options. If any of them strikes your fancy just imagine that being my post. If none of them strikes your fancy...have you been misspelling words or using the word "that" alot?


Option 1)
If I were JG's doctor my prescription after reading that would be to take one Ghost Chicken with organic pineapple juice, avoid cabbage, and please, by all that's holy, don't come see me in the morning.

Option 2)
This sounds like the making of a "Who's on first" comedy routine.

JG: That is the problem.
Bystander: What is the problem?
JG: That.
Bystander: That what?
JG: Just that.
Bystander: Just that what?
JG: No! Not that what! That that!
Bystander: I don't understand
JG: I guess they've got you also. Damn them Chinese!

Option 3)
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you your Democrat Party.
Title: Re: Jeffersons Ghost wins most crazy DUmp monkey award: ZODIAC CHINESE MIND CONTROL!
Post by: miskie on December 31, 2014, 07:51:16 AM
This guy is as nuts as this chick...

https://www.youtube.com/user/gabriellechana1/videos

An example video...

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCxnLN8fTX8[/youtube]

Yes, that is a tin foil hat... And yes, she is serious...   :lmao:

Title: Re: Jeffersons Ghost wins most crazy DUmp monkey award: ZODIAC CHINESE MIND CONTROL!
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on December 31, 2014, 08:48:20 AM
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img71/7408/paranoiaie1.jpg)
Title: Re: Jeffersons Ghost wins most crazy DUmp monkey award: ZODIAC CHINESE MIND CONTROL!
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 31, 2014, 09:29:34 AM
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img71/7408/paranoiaie1.jpg)
The voices in my head speak Russian too.
Title: Re: Jeffersons Ghost wins most crazy DUmp monkey award: ZODIAC CHINESE MIND CONTROL!
Post by: USA4ME on December 31, 2014, 09:47:27 AM
Quote from:
Jeffersons Ghost

Dongfanghong I (Red East was the People's Republic of China's first satellite, launched on 24 April 1970. The satellite carried a radio transmitter which broadcast a song called "The East Is Red"

I remember that song!

Blue, blue, my world is blue
Blue is my world since I'm without you
Gray, gray, my life is gray
Cold is my heart since you went away

Red, red, the East is red
Chinese satellites are controlling my head

etc...
[?quote]

.


Title: Re: Jeffersons Ghost wins most crazy DUmp monkey award: ZODIAC CHINESE MIND CONTROL!
Post by: dixierose on December 31, 2014, 10:17:08 AM
When I first started reading THAT mess, I thought ,"THAT guy can't be for real...THAT HAS to be a mole."

The more I read, the more THAT I thought he may really think THAT way. THAT guy is bat shit crazy.

Title: Re: Jeffersons Ghost wins most crazy DUmp monkey award: ZODIAC CHINESE MIND CONTROL!
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 31, 2014, 11:37:54 AM
When I first started reading THAT mess, I thought ,"THAT guy can't be for real...THAT HAS to be a mole."

The more I read, the more THAT I thought he may really think THAT way. THAT guy is bat shit crazy.
It's not the use of "that" but the number of "T's" used in a sentence that they track.

....and you have been tracked.
Title: Re: Jeffersons Ghost wins most crazy DUmp monkey award: ZODIAC CHINESE MIND CONTROL!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 31, 2014, 11:57:32 AM
Ow, my brain hurts, and I only read a third of it.

 :mental:
Title: Re: Jeffersons Ghost wins most crazy DUmp monkey award: ZODIAC CHINESE MIND CONTROL!
Post by: dixierose on December 31, 2014, 11:57:59 AM
It's not the use of "that" but the number of "T's" used in a sentence that they track.

....and you have been tracked.

 :thatsright: