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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on December 29, 2014, 01:54:05 AM

Title: Big Mo Reports On Christmas
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 29, 2014, 01:54:05 AM
Well, it was another wonderful holiday season for Big Mo.

As is the case with most DUmmies, she's perpetually at war with her family.

This year it's her children. Last year it was her children and her husband, but he has since dumped her hateful ass.

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Sun Dec 28, 2014, 08:59 PM
Star Member mopinko (42,780 posts)

well the worst is over.


worst xmas ever. kids were atrocious. blackest of black.
but i still breathe.

how about you?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11515571
Let's hope for more details in the coming days.


Would you hire Big Mo to babysit your child?
She may be in the market:
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Sun Dec 28, 2014, 09:12 PM
Star Member mopinko (42,780 posts)
2. oh grandbabies. how i wish i had a prayer.

among the many things that i think i might still be young enough for is infant day care. short term commitments. high value job. full of squee.
and like grandbabies, they go home.



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Sun Dec 28, 2014, 09:20 PM
Star Member mopinko (42,780 posts)
4. i cant get that mad at them.

i hated my folks for a good long time. it wasnt till i got the farm that i really appreciated what i did get from my dad. and my mother's patience and acceptance of the blows that life dealt her seemed like weakness to me back then.
and i also cannot fault them for sucking up the attention from their dad that they never got as kids. they have told me that they feel like he was just absent from their lives as kids, and he was. how can i fault them for a hunger that kept me in a mostly unhappy marriage for 30 years. thirst for his love kept me strung along. thirst for his love haunted them as kids. how can i fault them for drinking deeply, even when they know there is more to it than them.

we are a sad species. amazing we are still around.
Most here are aware that her "farm" is a weed-choked inner-city Chicago vacant lot, filled with trash, chickens, and an old junk Suburban.

It is, at most, one-eighth of an acre.

She should raise cattle.


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Sun Dec 28, 2014, 09:25 PM
Star Member mopinko (42,780 posts)
7. thanks.

i suppose it will shake out some, but i will have a hard time forgiving, let alone forgetting.

      
Title: Re: Big Mo Reports On Christmas
Post by: delilahmused on December 29, 2014, 05:11:51 AM
Pathetic! So the only reason her kids hate her is because she stayed with their dad too long? That's nuts.

Cindie
Title: Re: Big Mo Reports On Christmas
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 29, 2014, 07:21:40 AM
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kids were atrocious. blackest of black.

Nope, no racism here.
Title: Re: Big Mo Reports On Christmas
Post by: Carl on December 29, 2014, 09:24:00 AM
A little hint to you lurking DUmbasses.
When you look around and discover that everyone hates you,the problem is not likely them.
Title: Re: Big Mo Reports On Christmas
Post by: franksolich on December 29, 2014, 10:48:17 AM
Big Mo needs to look at her recent trials and travails and thank God for them.

They've obviously cured her of her decades-old hypochondria.
Title: Re: Big Mo Reports On Christmas
Post by: obumazombie on December 29, 2014, 02:12:19 PM
A little hint to you lurking DUmbasses.
When you look around and discover that everyone hates you,the problem is not likely them.
Excellent point. That is why libs make such good projectors.
Title: Re: Big Mo Reports On Christmas
Post by: Gina on December 29, 2014, 02:16:47 PM
blackest of black?  what?   :lmao:
Title: Re: Big Mo Reports On Christmas
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 29, 2014, 02:34:54 PM
Big Mo needs to look at her recent trials and travails and thank God for them.

They've obviously cured her of her decades-old hypochondria.
I don't know about that. She still pops up to describe her chronic diseases, and claims she's having doctors testify at her divorce hearing. Last summer she was bitching about being awake during a colonoscopy.

It's surprising she's alive when you consider the filthy environment she's created for herself.
Title: Re: Big Mo Reports On Christmas
Post by: obumazombie on December 29, 2014, 02:42:35 PM
I don't know about that. She still pops up to describe her chronic diseases, and claims she's having doctors testify at her divorce hearing. Last summer she was bitching about being awake during a colonoscopy.

It's surprising she's alive when you consider the filthy environment she's created for herself.

Maybe "colonoscopy" was code for what happened with the male escort.
And by male escort I mean someone she met for a one nighter at a grungy dive bar.
Title: Re: Big Mo Reports On Christmas
Post by: franksolich on December 29, 2014, 03:52:47 PM
Maybe "colonoscopy" was code for what happened with the male escort.

And by male escort I mean someone she met for a one nighter at a grungy dive bar.

Well, she does hang with Fat Che, the once "Ben Burch" primitive.

That's when I, who'd developed a great admiration for Big Mo, suddenly found her loathesome.
Title: Re: Big Mo Reports On Christmas
Post by: Carl on December 29, 2014, 04:31:42 PM
Last summer she was bitching about being awake during a colonoscopy.



The doc having to do it probably wished he was unconscious too. :puke:
Title: Re: Big Mo Reports On Christmas
Post by: Chris_ on December 29, 2014, 04:35:16 PM
Last summer she was bitching about being awake during a colonoscopy.
That's what happens when you go to a veterinarian for your health care.
Title: Re: Big Mo Reports On Christmas
Post by: Gina on December 29, 2014, 04:51:34 PM
That's what happens when you go to a veterinarian for your health care.

How else can you get your colonscopy doggie style?