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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on December 26, 2014, 04:43:49 PM
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Star Member TexasTowelie (11,657 posts)
How to talk to your Republican uncle at Christmas dinner
The holiday season is filled with food, traveling, and lively discussions with Republican relatives about politics — sometimes laced with statements that are just not true.
Here are the most common myths spouted by your family members who spend too much time listening to Rush Limbaugh — and the perfect response to each of them:
Topics (go to Webpage to expand on each topic):
2014: What happened and what’s next
Pay Equity: Simple dollars and cents
Economy: More than 10 million reasons why your Republican uncle is wrong
Health Care: Market-based, constitutional, and definitely not socialist
Climate: 97% of scientists vs. your Republican uncle
Immigration: No amnesty, just facts
http://www.yourrepublicanuncle.com/
Wish i had time on my hand to make up this crap.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026004320
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Wish i had time on my hand to make up this crap.
It's easy when you don't have to get up and go to work in the morning.
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How to talk to your libtard relative that won't shut its mouth at Christmas dinner: "Either you zip your head, or I'll throw your ass out!"
Easy! :-)
Feel free to add your own.
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The sad thing is, this wasn't an idea of the DUmmies. It was the DNC and they were so proud that they kept tweeting about the site.
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That website has been around for a few years. I thought it had been lampooned to death already, when it first came out.
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That website has been around for a few years. I thought it had been lampooned to death already, when it first came out.
Liberals need reminding of their talking points or they forget them after every bender, or every night, BIRM.
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How to talk to your libtard relative that won't shut its mouth at Christmas dinner:
"So, William, how was your Christmas?"
Charlie Brown teacher sound
"Yes, we had a great time without you."
Charlie Brown teacher sound
"No, you weren't invited."
Charlie Brown teacher sound
"You know why. Remember Christmas 2000, when you wouldn't shut up about Bush/Gore?"
Charlie Brown teacher sound
"Yeah, that."
Charlie Brown teacher sound
"Well, happy Kwanzaa and Uhura to you too, William."
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DUmmie should only say 'yes sir, no sir' to the republican uncle because he's the only one in the family with money.....and inheritance seems to be in all the DUmmies future financial plans.
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How to talk to your libtard relative that won't shut its mouth at Christmas dinner:
-Slap! "Shut up!"
-Slap! "Shut up!"
-Slap! "Shut up!"
-Slap! "Shut up!" -Tosses out the door-"And don't come back!"
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Response to TexasTowelie (Original post)Thu Dec 25, 2014, 08:24 PM
Star Member 47of74 (8,569 posts)
10. It's probably better than my method
Namely, "If you're going to start talking politics get the **** out of here you ******* idiot!"
To which the repuke uncle responds "This is my place. You are my guest. Who are you telling to get the F*&ck out of here? Does this mean that next year you are going to host the family Christmas dinner in my (now totally humiliated) sisters basement?"
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How to talk to your libtard relative that won't shut its mouth at Christmas dinner: "Either you zip your head, or I'll throw your ass out!"
Easy! :-)
Feel free to add your own.
I don't drink with you.
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Why do the self proclaimed smartest of the smart need a website of lame talking points to make their case?
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Why do the self proclaimed smartest of the smart need a website of lame talking points to make their case?
I thought all LIbEralS had like 3 degrees? :shortbus:
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I thought all LIbEralS had like 3 degrees? :shortbus:
Usually the degrees are in Art History, Roman Lifestyles, and Bathing Avoidance.
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Usually the degrees are in Art History, Roman Lifestyles, and Bathing Avoidance.
Don't forget Latin American history, and a minor in slavery studies.
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I don't drink with you.
Winner!
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That website has been around for a few years. I thought it had been lampooned to death already, when it first came out.
Owned by the DNC and registered to the Democrat National Committee.
430 S. Capitol Street SE, Washington DC (https://www.google.com/maps/place/Democratic+National+Committee/@38.88408,-77.008568,15z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x0:0x4b5ab4c79bd4d8df) (GoDaddy) (https://who.godaddy.com/whoisstd.aspx?domain=yourrepublicanuncle.com&prog_id=GoDaddy&k=pzhV2gCdiexjgcw30Himj7cqPYT+0L6uOP3gB7%2fNcqJMpnHcRn+VfYCGAWfWVtgFw+CSSQ2HU6Y%3d)
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Don't forget Latin American history, and a minor in slavery studies.
You're forgetting Underwater Basketweaving and Central American Lesbian Wymyn's Studies.
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Don't forget Latin American history, and a minor in slavery studies.
If you say her name 3 times, she'll appear.
Like Beetlejuice with tits.
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If you say her name 3 times, she'll appear.
Like Beetlejuice with tits.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: Oh my gosh, I'm dying over here.
And, believe me, I know. I have a feeling that Beetletits will need to save her ire for another day, though.
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There are only 2 things welfare junkies are allowed to say to the working class:
"thank" and "you" and it better be in that order if they know what's good for them.
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-Slap! "Shut up!"
-Slap! "Shut up!"
-Slap! "Shut up!"
-Slap! "Shut up!" -Tosses out the door-"And don't come back!"
You forgot to add the sound of applause from the other family members at the dinner table :-)