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Offline franksolich

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2014: #05 Top DUmmie (BainsBane)
« on: December 27, 2014, 10:14:46 PM »
Congratulations! to BainsBane, elected to the fifthmost spot on the Top DUmmies of 2014!

Despite the rough competition, she maintained her position from last year, but other than that, she doesn’t appear to have won Top DUmmiedom at any level before then, nor any special awards.

Her accomplishment is all the more incredible when one considers the many times she was on “time out”s, temporarily silenced for being such a belligerent bully; surely for at least a third of the past year.

What’s distressing, though--for the sake of comedy--is that after her last “time out” expired, she showed up on Skins’s island long enough to make only a couple of comments on obscure threads, and then went away.

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BainsBane lives in Minnesota, where she works as a desk-sitting governmental employee.  She’s circa 50 years old, and has degrees in Latin American studies.

She’s the leader of the Four Horsewomen of the Femapocalypse (BainsBane, redqueen, seabeyond, and boston bean), an exclusive group of she-women who last summer into autumn attempted a coup d‘etat to take over the whole of Skins’s island, but failed.

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There’s much one can say about BainsBane, but right now, and this award, isn’t the place to say it.


next up: the group award
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Re: 2014: #05 Top DUmmie
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2014, 10:28:52 PM »
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has degrees in Latin American studies.

After hearing Jugs has an advanced degree in "Latin American studies", many will ask, "WTF is that?"

What it is is, it's a lot like African-American studies, only not as relevant or useful.

Many employers are saying, "We need to expand our African-American studies division", thereby creating opportunities.

Almost no one is saying, "Beef up our Latin American studies headcount."

Jugs is lucky to have snagged that useless bureaucratic job at the college.

Probably wore a tight sweater with no underwear.
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Re: 2014: #05 Top DUmmie
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2014, 10:53:02 PM »
Don't mean to ask a question that had already been an answered.  I don't delve into DUmmy historical backgrounds.  Anyway, are those her real boobs or store-bought?
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Re: 2014: #05 Top DUmmie
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2014, 11:28:04 PM »
I would have to say the leader of the Four Horsewomen of the Femapocalypse is seabeyond, not PhDD. However, because she did visit here, she is the better known.

Sorry, but not a lot to say on this primitive. I think she got votes simply because of name recognition. I can't remember a single thing she did this past year except get some time outs and complain about getting the time outs.

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Re: 2014: #05 Top DUmmie
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2014, 11:05:15 AM »
I remember a short stint Bane did here in the Cave.
She was all over the highway and highlighted her more virulent pathologies unabashedly.
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Re: 2014: #05 Top DUmmie
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2014, 12:40:15 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 27, 2014, 10:53:02 PM
Anyway, are those her real boobs or store-bought?


     They appear to be both, no? Real, then she decided she needed some help, then grew some more?
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5. IMO

a certain percentage of DU is depressed and has other mental issues.

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Re: 2014: #05 Top DUmmie
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2014, 02:14:43 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 27, 2014, 10:53:02 PM
Don't mean to ask a question that had already been an answered.  I don't delve into DUmmy historical backgrounds.  Anyway, are those her real boobs or store-bought?

On one of her trips over here, I believe that she did mention her udder bags are the real deal. 

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Re: 2014: #05 Top DUmmie
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2014, 02:23:10 PM »
No snippets?
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Re: 2014: #05 Top DUmmie
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2014, 02:26:31 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on December 28, 2014, 02:23:10 PM
No snippets?
They disappeared down her massive cleavage. We will never find them now.
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Re: 2014: #05 Top DUmmie
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2014, 04:54:57 PM »
In honor of Alex's win, I offer this.

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Re: 2014: #05 Top DUmmie
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2014, 05:00:27 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on December 28, 2014, 04:54:57 PM
In honor of Alex's win, I offer this.



:hi5:
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Re: 2014: #05 Top DUmmie
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2014, 06:07:36 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on December 28, 2014, 04:54:57 PM
In honor of Alex's win, I offer this.


:cheersmate:
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Re: 2014: #05 Top DUmmie
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2014, 06:47:54 PM »
Nutcase nadin is so excited by the DOTY competition, she's conducting one of her own:


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Well now to translate the person of the year awards... and yes, the Coalies, we came up with an award for the naughty people in town. And unlike the straight journalism pieces, or the editorials, we had some plain fun with this one.
https://www.facebook.com/nadin.brzezinski
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Re: 2014: #05 Top DUmmie
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2014, 06:48:50 PM »
Wat?
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Re: 2014: #05 Top DUmmie
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2014, 07:36:55 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 28, 2014, 06:47:54 PM
Nutcase nadin is so excited by the DOTY competition, she's conducting one of her own:

https://www.facebook.com/nadin.brzezinski
I never understood why the DUmmies didn't retaliate with awards of their own.

But then I realized a truth. No DUmmy wants to read conservative thought. They only come here to see their own names. DUmmies insulate themselves from all opposition thought...even when they could peruse the rest of CC, they cannot. Truth to a DUmmy is like a cross to a vampire.

and please quote any awards from Facebook. I closed my acct there some years ago.
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Re: 2014: #05 Top DUmmie
« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2014, 12:20:38 AM »
Bainsbane came to CC twice already. She is really something.  :mental:
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Re: 2014: #05 Top DUmmie
« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2014, 02:43:48 AM »
Hey, Alex!

In honor of your award, I made you a little something you can find here.
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Re: 2014: #05 Top DUmmie
« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2014, 03:04:43 PM »
I hope Frank's lead picture positioning was intentional.  That would have to be the same smile after a night with the jugs.
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Re: 2014: #05 Top DUmmie
« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2014, 03:42:53 PM »
Quote from: landofconfusion80 on December 29, 2014, 03:04:43 PM
I hope Frank's lead picture positioning was intentional.  That would have to be the same smile after a night with the jugs.

Uh, no.

Actually, I'm anti-big jugs, which is a minority position here.

There were lots of threads about it, before your time, when BainsBane was a member here.  Big jugs for franksolich, no way.

It was at that point that BainsBane, at first mildly positive about me, as she should've been, given that I'm a nice guy, began to dislike me something bad.

She wants to be admired for her mind, not her body.  She expects we men to love her for her body, though, so she can feel victimized.  I wouldn't victimize her, fulfilling her stereotype of men, and so she got hate me.

Truly, I don't get all agog and excited about big jugs on woman; the best-looking women to me, are those properly proportioned.

With those jugs, for BainsBane to be properly proportioned, she'd have to be 19' tall and weigh 850 pounds. 

At least as far as franksolich is concerned.
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Re: 2014: #05 Top DUmmie
« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2014, 05:55:24 PM »
Yeah, those things are too big for my tastes - she will have to do bust exercises as she ages, because you don't want them to sag. She should've considered breast-reduction surgery years ago but it's not too late for her.

Alex isn't stupid but she is insecure as possible.
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Re: 2014: #05 Top DUmmie
« Reply #20 on: December 29, 2014, 06:06:12 PM »
I like big boobs.

It's the lousy personality attached to them I dislike.
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Re: 2014: #05 Top DUmmie
« Reply #21 on: December 29, 2014, 06:10:29 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 29, 2014, 03:42:53 PM
Uh, no.

Actually, I'm anti-big jugs, which is a minority position here.

There were lots of threads about it, before your time, when BainsBane was a member here.  Big jugs for franksolich, no way.


IMHO, anything bigger than a handful is just an udder. 
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Re: 2014: #05 Top DUmmie
« Reply #22 on: December 29, 2014, 08:24:37 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 27, 2014, 10:53:02 PM
Don't mean to ask a question that had already been an answered.  I don't delve into DUmmy historical backgrounds.  Anyway, are those her real boobs or store-bought?


You want to touch them don't you?  :rofl:
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