The top ten primitives of 2009 were each given their separate thread, far too much material to "sticky" to the top of the first page of the DUmpster, so this is just a compilation of links to those.
top DUmmie (primitive) #10 (California Peggy)
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,38158.0.htmltop DUmmie (primitive) #09 (warpy)
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,38253.0.htmltop DUmmie (primitive) #08 (Systematic Chaos)
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,38270.0.htmltop DUmmie (primitive) #07 (Joanne98)
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,38285.0.htmltop DUmmie (primitive) #06 (DU AdBot)
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,38346.0.htmltop DUmmie (primitive) #05 (Stinky the Clown)
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,38345.0.htmltop DUmmie (primitive) #04 (undergroundpanther)
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,38347.0.htmltop DUmmie (primitive) #03 (EFerrari)
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,38456.0.htmltop DUmmie (primitive) #02 (bobbolink)
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,38470.0.htmltop DUmmie (primitive) #01 (greenbriar)
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,38484.0.html