The big announcement as I heard was something about some bacteria in a California lake that lives off of arsenic. Big ****in' Deal..... They should have discovered this decades ago..
My brother was convinced that this was going to be some earth-shattering announcement. My dad and I are giving him a hard time about it now
My dad even made up a fake press release for him "Breaking News: Arsenic breathing little green men found in Mono Lake"
Suffice to say, my brother is not amused