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Offline Alpha Mare

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Political Piggy Poem
« on: June 11, 2010, 05:48:49 AM »
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My political poem: Nightly Newsworthy 
 they talk to us every
night
calm, glib, glossy
smiles and
hair

neatly prepackaged
speech
all tidy
for our consumption
no indigestion
no anger

no
thinking


underneath
the oil roars out
fouling our lives
drones bomb the kids bloody
girls stoned in the
sand
for lost virtue and honor
young men waterboarded
for lies

while the nightly
newsworthy puts us
to sleep



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UndertheOcean  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jun-11-10 07:03 AM
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11. Sorry CP , I don't like this one :(
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2010, 06:12:37 AM »
Note to self (Never read another one of these poems). That was bad.
Is there such a thing as a coyote ugly poem???
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2010, 06:42:08 AM »
My dear Robn, you must read all Piggy Poems.  :rotf:
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2010, 06:49:16 AM »
There was an old gal from California
Who's poems were so bad you could.......

I give up......how does one dig her poems outta your head without going through your eye sockets?
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2010, 07:49:15 AM »
Quote from: Alpha Mare on June 11, 2010, 06:42:08 AM
My dear Robn, you must read all Piggy Poems.  :rotf:

It is required and compulsory. 

Ya know, this was so bad, it didn't even inspire a parody.  I wonder if Miskie will come through for us. 
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2010, 08:01:23 AM »
Uh. Oh.  Criticism of CP will not be condoned....

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So , am I toast ?
 did I cross a boundary , are the pitchforks coming ?


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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2010, 08:58:15 AM »
Quote from: Alpha Mare on June 11, 2010, 06:42:08 AM
My dear Robn, you must read all Piggy Poems.  :rotf:

My dear AM.

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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2010, 09:24:03 AM »
Here's the original link to Peggy's Poem:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9394733

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NanceGreggs  (1000+ posts)          Fri Jun-11-10 01:22 AM
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2. Peggy!
   This is REALLY GOOD - and should, IMHO, be posted in GD!!!

It's topical and insightful - political poetry.

Are you serious?

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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)          Fri Jun-11-10 01:23 AM
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3. I thought about doing that...   
   But I was afraid!

Silly me...

Thanks, sweetie!

Afraid of what? constructive criticism?

Oh and here's the link to it in General Discussion:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8534675

And seriously, what a horrible poem.
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2010, 09:39:24 AM »
It really enhances the experience if you imagine CalPig reading the poem out loud, and hear her voice raise at the end of each line, in that hippy-poetry-reading way.
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2010, 09:47:24 AM »
Uuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrppppppppp, breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

I'm still tryin' to figure out how this classifies as "poetry"????? More like potty, as turds make more sense and smell better!

How deluded they must be in order to actually commend her for this trash! ( shakes head, wipes puke from lips )
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2010, 11:56:52 AM »
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Prisoner_Number_Six  (1000+ posts)          Fri Jun-11-10 01:29 AM
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5. Never be afraid to show passion like that to the world.
   It's how we all feel- you just put it into words.

What passion is this person talking about? it's a silly poem that makes absolutely no sense at all.
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2010, 12:02:07 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on June 11, 2010, 11:56:52 AM
What passion is this person talking about? it's a silly poem that makes absolutely no sense at all.

One DUmmy's "Passion" is a thinking person's ADD . . .
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2010, 12:48:12 PM »
Why would u copywright such dreck?
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2010, 01:30:55 PM »
Quote from: lars1701c on June 11, 2010, 12:48:12 PM
Why would u copywright such dreck?

A good point, as I'd never want to be associated with that shit . . .
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2010, 01:50:07 PM »
Quote from: lars1701c on June 11, 2010, 12:48:12 PM
Why would u copywright such dreck?

That whole copyright thing swept thru the DUmp several years back when we were mocking Fat Che's Little Brother and his syndicated Queen Victoria comic strip. He threatened us(posters) with lawyers and a cease and desist order for CU.

I guess CPeg never changed her/its ways.
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2010, 03:01:45 PM »
Quote from: Karin on June 11, 2010, 07:49:15 AM
It is required and compulsory. 

Ya know, this was so bad, it didn't even inspire a parody.  I wonder if Miskie will come through for us. 

Done  :-)
Quote from: Nightly Nooseworthy

 they talk to us every
night
excited, snarky, greasy
smiles and
hair

false rage
Blame Bush
even though he is
Nowhere to be seen

no
thinking


underneath
Olbermann's clothes
lies a tiny
treasure in waiting

almost as big as mine
I am pressed against the
TV screen

naked, hot and moist.

until a jolt of electrical
current puts me
to sleep

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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2010, 03:38:02 PM »
Quote from: Alpha Mare on June 11, 2010, 06:42:08 AM
My dear Robn, you must read all Piggy Poems.  :rotf:

AM, don't do that to the newbie....

Mandatory reading of CalPiggy's poetry is considered cruel and unusual punishment in 38 states and 14 countries....
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2010, 03:57:33 PM »
Quote from: Robn on June 11, 2010, 06:12:37 AM
Note to self (Never read another one of these poems). That was bad.
Is there such a thing as a coyote ugly poem???
Oh Robn,  just watch this ....  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EagNzajifo       :muahaha:
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2010, 04:29:25 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on June 11, 2010, 03:38:02 PM
AM, don't do that to the newbie....

Mandatory reading of CalPiggy's poetry is considered cruel and unusual punishment in 38 states and 14 countries....

And the 19 others are..............?
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2010, 04:33:58 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on June 11, 2010, 03:38:02 PM
AM, don't do that to the newbie....

Mandatory reading of CalPiggy's poetry is considered cruel and unusual punishment in 38 states and 14 countries....

Yeah but look what bijou did!  That's torture!  :tongue:
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2010, 04:53:05 PM »
I've been here for a few years, and I wouldn't wish that crap on a DUmmie!

There's such a thing as humane treatment, even on DUmb animals!
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2010, 05:02:11 PM »
Quote from: lars1701c on June 11, 2010, 12:48:12 PM
Why would u copywright such dreck?

the copywright is what makes it even funnier! What an idiot. She should have NO worries of anyone wanting that hot mess. Plus she has been known to steal phrases from other REAL poets. (one that I know of for sure, but I am sure there must be others) So she is a fake at that.
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2010, 06:07:51 PM »
Quote from: bijou on June 11, 2010, 03:57:33 PM
Oh Robn,  just watch this ....  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EagNzajifo       :muahaha:
Laughing, no offense but I think I'll pass.

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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2010, 06:45:11 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on June 11, 2010, 01:50:07 PM
That whole copyright thing swept thru the DUmp several years back when we were mocking Fat Che's Little Brother and his syndicated Queen Victoria comic strip. He threatened us(posters) with lawyers and a cease and desist order for CU.

I guess CPeg never changed her/its ways.

Peggy obviously can't afford a shyster lawyer... Fat Che's Little Brothery must have big bucks. 

I wonder if you can order cease-and-desist letters from LegalZoom.com.
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Re: Political Piggy Poem
« Reply #24 on: June 11, 2010, 07:49:47 PM »
Quote from: Robn on June 11, 2010, 06:12:37 AM
Note to self (Never read another one of these poems). That was bad.
Is there such a thing as a coyote ugly poem???
Chew your hands off so you cannot drive your mouse back to the DUmp?
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