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Offline Alpha Mare

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DUmmies Root for Iran
« on: March 01, 2010, 01:16:56 AM »
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devilgrrl  (1000+ posts)        Sun Feb-28-10 10:21 PM
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Poll question: How many here genuinely believe that Iran is a threat to humanity?

Poll result (97 votes) 
No  (78 votes, 80%) Vote
Yes - Bomb them now before it's too late! :-O  (5 votes, 5%) Vote
Other (explain)  (14 votes, 14%) Vote

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IndianaGreen  (1000+ posts)        Sun Feb-28-10 11:28 PM
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23. The sky is falling! More neocon channeling!
 The only threat are nuclear weapons themselves, of which the USA holds the largest stockpile of all, with no signs of getting rid of it.


varelse  (1000+ posts)      Sun Feb-28-10 10:28 PM
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4. If Iran is a threat to humanity
 what would that make us? 


tularetom  (1000+ posts)        Sun Feb-28-10 10:29 PM
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5. From 1989 to 2005 we never heard jack shit about Iran
 Now they stand for everything that's wrong in the world.

We can no longer demonize Iraq. We need a boogeyman.

Viola! Now Iran is a threat to humanity.

We're so good at this. All the yahoos fall for it every time.

Side comment: I did think the old "Bomb Iran" song was funny back in the 80's.


 Psephos  (1000+ posts)      Sun Feb-28-10 11:26 PM
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20. Ahmadinejad took office as President on August 3 2005.
 Which is probably more than a coincidence regarding your observation.


PerfectSage (1000+ posts)        Sun Feb-28-10 10:43 PM
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9. Nope, but Iran is a threat to a privately owed Fed.
 Edited on Sun Feb-28-10 10:55 PM by PerfectSage
Iran has been selling oil for other currencies besides the US dollar since Dec 2007. Which is a threat to the US dollar as reseserve currency of the world. Which is a direct threat to the Wall Street banks who own the Fed.

The propaganda about an Iranian "nuclear weapons program" is 99% guaranteed BS. The real intent is to scare the crap out of Americans to support a war to punish Iran for messing with Wall Street's privately owed Fed's money printing gravey train.

The only threat to humanity comes from humanity's capacity for infinite stupidity.
I've reached the conclusion that humanity would be better off if homo sapiens became extinct. (At least the DUmb ones.)


 SDuderstadt  (1000+ posts)      Sun Feb-28-10 11:08 PM
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13. Jesus...
 Edited on Sun Feb-28-10 11:16 PM by SDuderstadt
the Fed is not privately owned, nor do the "Wall Street Banks" own the Fed. Where do you get this bullshit?
 
mitchtv  (1000+ posts)        Sun Feb-28-10 10:53 PM
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10. As a Gay, They are a threat to some of us
 NO MORE SO HOWEVER than Christians in Africa (numerous nations)   :yawn:

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Re: DUmmies Root for Iran
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2010, 04:02:10 AM »
When a nuke is set off in the US, courtesy of Hezbollah or Hamas, we'll see how their tune plays out over at the DUmp.
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Re: DUmmies Root for Iran
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2010, 08:04:27 AM »
When a nuke is set off in the US, courtesy of Hezbollah or Hamas, we'll see how their tune plays out over at the DUmp.

It'd be nice if it got set off on that lake-front real-estate the affluent equestrian tularetom primitive owns out in California.

If not that, then Vermont will do.
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Re: DUmmies Root for Iran
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2010, 08:09:41 AM »
When a nuke is set off in the US, courtesy of Hezbollah or Hamas, we'll see how their tune plays out over at the DUmp.

No, somehow it will Bush's fault. They will not blame the Iranians.

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Re: DUmmies Root for Iran
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2010, 03:00:16 PM »
Were those DUmmies or Ronulans?
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Re: DUmmies Root for Iran
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2010, 05:44:05 PM »
Mole trap alert.
Go and tell the Spartans, O traveler passing by
That here, obedient to their law, we lie.

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Re: DUmmies Root for Iran
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2010, 05:58:34 PM »
Mole trap alert.
Every poll at the DUmp is a mole trap. Their polls are not for tabulating opinions; every one has a right answer, and a wrong answer. Too many wrongs, and you're history.

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Re: DUmmies Root for Iran
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2010, 08:53:24 PM »
Correct, GOBUCKS, but for one small point:  Some of the polls are one-shot pass-fail.  Regardless of how carefully you watch yourself on content otherwise, a single misstep will get you TS'd on these.  Typically the sudden death mole traps involves the poufs and a chance to indicate they really are annoying diva bitches after all, or just might not really be humanity's last, best hope.  This poll has that same right-answer/wrong-answer kind of flavor to it.
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Re: DUmmies Root for Iran
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2010, 09:26:18 PM »
This should be DUs song. You have to have seen Team America to get it. *LANGUAGE ALERT*

Iranians, **** Yeah



Iranians
Iranians

Iranians, **** Yeah!
Comin' again to kill the mother****in' Joos. Yeah

Iranians, **** Yeah!
Islam is the only way. Yeah

Neocons, your game is through
'cause now you have to answer to

Iranians, **** Yeah!
I'm makin' nukes and you won't stop me

Iranians, **** Yeah
Whatcha gonna do when we come for you now

It's a world caliphate
It's the law of tomorrow

Terrorists (**** Yeah!)
Bomb Vests (**** Yeah!)
Suicide (**** Yeah!)
Shariah (**** Yeah!)
Camel Sex (**** Yeah!)
Genocide (**** Yeah!)
Fascism (**** Yeah!)
Mushroom Clouds (**** Yeah!)

**** Yeah!

Hanging Gays (**** Yeah!)
Burkas (**** Yeah!)
Ayatollahs (**** Yeah!)
Theocracy (**** Yeah!)
Beheadings (**** Yeah!)
Honor Killings (**** Yeah!)
Pedophiles (**** Yeah!)
Police State (**** Yeah!)
Muhammad (**** Yeah!)
Pita Bread (**** Yeah!)

Oppression (**** Yeah!)
Sand Storms (**** Yeah)
Al Qaeda (**** Yeah!)
Martyrs (**** Yeah!)
Hezbollah (**** Yeah!)
Public Flogging (**** Yeah!)
Patriarchy (**** Yeah!)
Anti-West (**** Yeah!)
DU (**** Yeah!)
Progress (...**** yeah...**** yeah)
Tolerance (...)
Diversity (...)
I don't want...anybody else
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Re: DUmmies Root for Iran
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2010, 10:34:59 AM »
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IndianaGreen  (1000+ posts)        Sun Feb-28-10 11:28 PM
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23. The sky is falling! More neocon channeling!
 The only threat are nuclear weapons themselves, of which the USA holds the largest stockpile of all, with no signs of getting rid of it.

This has to be one of the most idiotic, childish, and myopic statements I have ever seen come out of the DUmp.  Does this DUmbass consider itself "intelligent"?
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