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undergroundDUmmy Ain't Scared
« on: October 24, 2009, 06:00:37 AM »
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undergroundpanther  (1000+ posts)        Sat Oct-24-09 01:51 AM
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Shooters on my street
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Tonight I heard a gunshot I was in my bathroom but it,sounded kinda close by. I went out on my porch my roomate asked if I heard it.I said I did than we heard it again .This time we both determined the direction of the shot.

I went to my front door,and as I opened it,to turn off my porch light and get ready to shut down for the night I heard another shot ,I saw where it came from, a grey car that was parked in the road that passes by my front window,by the bushes.That was it, I called the cops. Why this car is cruising my street, I dunno. But if this piece of shit continues to take pot shots at my house,I'll get some caltrops,for next time, toss 'em where they've been parking,So when the cops come, the shooters will still be there.
Normally I don't trust cops,but sometimes you have to use one kind of evil to get rid of another kind of evil.

Anyway my neighborhood is going to shit.Mom's little fantasy about how safe this area is has been blown apart.The drug dealer assholes that operate in other areas have decided to come around here. I say, **** them all. These assholes are wastes of skin.I'll be damned if I am going to be intimidated by a bunch of sociopathic prey animals who think it's ok to take potshots at the house..
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undergroundpanther  (1000+ posts)        Sat Oct-24-09 02:19 AM
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7. I can throw knives
 shoot a bow,and use a few other things along those lines. I am a bad shot with a gun. I don't like using guns,myself. My mom was held at gunpoint by my father and I body slammed my father so we could escape the house.

Another time a guy attempted to kidnap me or some shit he grabbed me from behind and out of my periphial vision I saw he had a gun aimed at me. So I bent over suddenly and I stabbed him with my bootknife a few times.He ran away left a blood trail.


Walking home from the inner harbor, several years ago an asshole put a gun with a silencer looking thing on it in my face. So I grabbed the gun out of his hand. This said jerk finding his own gun pointed at himself just freaked and ran.I turned the gun into the police station and reported the incident.

Because I have been shot at,and threatened by a gun before a few times I think guns trigger me, it sets off an emotional response in me because of my past that interferes with my aim perhaphs. So I'd rather use other means of defense if I can. And there are plenty of them.
 
 
Well hell, why didn't you just go out there and take their guns?  ::)


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undergroundpanther  (1000+ posts)        Sat Oct-24-09 02:32 AM
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9. My first wishful thought was bottle rockets
 but bottle rockets whistle before they pop. And fireworks have a rhythm in how they go off. Guns sound different.And the intervals between shots is random.

I'm in my basement.Can't get any lower than that. It has been a shitty night. One of my roommates had an anxiety attack,he took his meds and he's asleep now. The other roommate is asleep because he's gotta work tomorrow early he slept through it all.My klonopin is useless tonight.

The cops did show up and patrol the street.

In a nearby complex a guy was beaten and threatened with a gun for "snitching" on a drug dealer asshole that was living in his cul de sac, having 12 year olds running drugs.
Drug dealer assholes don't intimidate me,they cannot do anything to me that I have not already faced before.I have had my neck broken,beaten up,raped,tortured etc.I'm not scared of death anymore and I have enough hate in my heart aimed at sociopaths to not give a shit what happens to these ****ers or this body that imprisons me.They will not find a market here..oh hell no.
 

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undergroundpanther  (1000+ posts)        Sat Oct-24-09 02:37 AM
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10. yes,but not 
 on my street directly,except for the 1 house three doors down that was my neighbor's. He was taken away the day after xmas..The house is unoccupied.

Here's that story if you are curious.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph... 

undergroundpanther  (1000+ posts)        Sat Oct-24-09 02:51 AM
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12. Haven't a clue
 And I KNOW they don't do all that shit for 1 suicidal person. I know because I have been taken to the ER by the cops,a grand total of 2,who were untrained in how to work with people in a psych crisis.
It was a really crappy experince.The ****ing cops put cuffs on me escorted me to thier cars parked a short way down the road.I was not violent,threatening or anything.
 



And from that story, we get a taste of this one's bravery:
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undergroundpanther  (1000+ posts)        Sat Dec-31-05 02:14 AM
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3. Beer?
 Try a valium.(Nah I don't use drugs or drink to cope with stress for me it's a bad idea)

So I spent the day curled up with my partner in warm blankets in bed sipping some of the white tea I got for a xmas gift..Later we went out to eat,got some really good ribs. We are taking it easy and slow, I took a hot bath..cried my eyes out, we ranted in the car..The stress is beginning to wear off of us slowly. We are taking care of each other.Writing the post above helped me alot. I think I may finally get some sleep pretty soon.
I am guessing in a half hour maybe.
 
That'll teach those sociopaths to mess with her.
 




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Re: undergroundDUmmy Ain't Scared
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2009, 07:45:53 AM »
Buuuuuuuuulllllllllllllllllll Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

Eta: I guess PantherPiss is feeling left out of the keyboard warrior class, huh? What a bunch of total CRAP! I would think her looks are enough to scare the pants off any self respecting dope dealer!
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Re: undergroundDUmmy Ain't Scared
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2009, 08:59:38 AM »
Here's the link to the OP

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Anyway my neighborhood is going to shit.Mom's little fantasy about how safe this area is has been blown apart.The drug dealer assholes that operate in other areas have decided to come around here. I say, **** them all. These assholes are wastes of skin.I'll be damned if I am going to be intimidated by a bunch of sociopathic prey animals who think it's ok to take potshots at the house..

Of course it's going to shit.  That started the day your mother left you the house and you started to adopt other losers to share the place.
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Re: undergroundDUmmy Ain't Scared
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2009, 11:03:26 AM »
Sounds like some DUmmy just rented Gran Torino.
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Re: undergroundDUmmy Ain't Scared
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2009, 11:06:39 AM »
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I went to my front door,and as I opened it,to turn off my porch light and get ready to shut down for the night I heard another shot ,I saw where it came from, a grey car that was parked in the road that passes by my front window,by the bushes.

A car jumped out of the bushes.  :lmao:
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Re: undergroundDUmmy Ain't Scared
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2009, 11:19:16 AM »
Assuming that this is not made up entirely from whole cloth.........nice neighborhood........and UGP wants to bring a bow to a gunfight........good luck with that......what a psycho.

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Re: undergroundDUmmy Ain't Scared
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2009, 11:20:27 AM »
This doofus has been kidnapped, tortured, shot at, has stabbed people multiple times, grabbed guns with silencers from would-be assassins with ease, and even body-slammed its own father as he held its mother at gunpoint!

What a load of horse shit.  All of it.  Quit the drugs, DUmmie.

Quote from: jukin on October 24, 2009, 11:03:26 AM
Sounds like some DUmmy just rented Gran Torino.

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Re: undergroundDUmmy Ain't Scared
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2009, 11:24:26 AM »
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undergroundpanther  (1000+ posts)        Sat Oct-24-09 02:19 AM
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7. I body slammed my father so we could escape the house.

I stabbed him with my bootknife a few times.

So I grabbed the gun out of his hand.

:rotf:  What an awesome kung-fu bouncy!
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Re: undergroundDUmmy Ain't Scared
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2009, 11:31:50 AM »
Quote from: TVDOC on October 24, 2009, 11:19:16 AM
Assuming that this is not made up entirely from whole cloth.........nice neighborhood........and UGP wants to bring a bow to a gunfight........good luck with that......what a psycho.

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19. i guess if you try to go against them with a bow and knifes it will make an intersting obituary
   
your are not a wood elf i repeat you are not legolas no matter how much you think you could do it.

 :lmao:
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Re: undergroundDUmmy Ain't Scared
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2009, 11:37:39 AM »
Gran Torino = excellent movie. You still don't want to mess with Dirty Harry. Wonder what he would think of UGP?
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Re: undergroundDUmmy Ain't Scared
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2009, 01:49:42 PM »
Wow. Not only did she/he/it determine the direction of a gunshot but narrowed down to a single vehicle. In the dark.

Amazing.

It must be an amazing thought process that uses cops as a great and wonderful example of socialism in one thread and call them evil in another.
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Re: undergroundDUmmy Ain't Scared
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2009, 02:20:21 PM »
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Normally I don't trust cops,but sometimes you have to use one kind of evil to get rid of another kind of evil.

What a friggen loon. I really doubt this episode even happened except in her flea bitten mind.

What, is it open season on Panthers where she lives??? :rotf:

She really is nothing more than a Drama Queen. Could you imagine her and bobbolink together???
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Re: undergroundDUmmy Ain't Scared
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2009, 02:52:58 PM »
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and I have enough hate in my heart aimed at sociopaths


And yet you post on a website full of them.
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Re: undergroundDUmmy Ain't Scared
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2009, 03:01:06 PM »
Quote from: Chump on October 24, 2009, 11:20:27 AM
This doofus has been kidnapped, tortured, shot at, has stabbed people multiple times, grabbed guns with silencers from would-be assassins with ease, and even body-slammed its own father as he held its mother at gunpoint!

What a load of horse shit.  All of it.  Quit the drugs, DUmmie.

 :lmao:

So, basically TiT in a catsuit.
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Re: undergroundDUmmy Ain't Scared
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2009, 03:21:13 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 24, 2009, 11:37:39 AM
Gran Torino = excellent movie. You still don't want to mess with Dirty Harry. Wonder what he would think of UGP?

I see a raised eyebrow, a Harry sneer while he turns to walk away shaking his head.  :-)
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Re: undergroundDUmmy Ain't Scared
« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2009, 04:27:37 PM »
Quote from: FGL on October 24, 2009, 01:49:42 PM
Wow. Not only did she/he/it determine the direction of a gunshot but narrowed down to a single vehicle. In the dark.

Amazing.

It must be an amazing thought process that uses cops as a great and wonderful example of socialism in one thread and call them evil in another.

Ummmm, Cats can see in the dark. :rotf:
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Re: undergroundDUmmy Ain't Scared
« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2009, 04:47:37 PM »
Sounds like UGP is yearning for its yearly/monthly visit to the place with the rubber walls and restraints.
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Re: undergroundDUmmy Ain't Scared
« Reply #17 on: October 24, 2009, 07:18:32 PM »
Quote from: Randy on October 24, 2009, 03:21:13 PM
I see a raised eyebrow, a Harry sneer while he turns to walk away shaking his head.  :-)

Then he has a second thought, and decides to be merciful. He turns and gives her a lead injection right between the eyes.

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Re: undergroundDUmmy Ain't Scared
« Reply #18 on: October 24, 2009, 07:40:49 PM »
Quote from: dandi on October 24, 2009, 03:01:06 PM
So, basically TiT in a catsuit.

My thoughts exactly.
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Re: undergroundDUmmy Ain't Scared
« Reply #19 on: October 24, 2009, 07:45:24 PM »
I just thought of something. UGP claims to have been held (by the government I believe) and forced to "remote view". Maybe when she calls the cops she should drink some organic pineapple juice. She could do some remote viewing and tell the cops where the shooters are located.
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Re: undergroundDUmmy Ain't Scared
« Reply #20 on: October 24, 2009, 07:52:53 PM »
I'm waiting on her/it's review on The Men Who Stare at Goats when it comes out. I'm sure there will be a long diatribe about how they got it all wrong.  :hyper:
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Re: undergroundDUmmy Ain't Scared
« Reply #21 on: October 25, 2009, 12:00:39 AM »
GOD help us if TIT and UGP ever  get together. The comedy alone would keep us in stitches for weeks.
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Re: undergroundDUmmy Ain't Scared
« Reply #22 on: October 25, 2009, 12:11:31 AM »
Quote from: Chump on October 24, 2009, 11:20:27 AM
This doofus has been kidnapped, tortured, shot at, has stabbed people multiple times, grabbed guns with silencers from would-be assassins with ease, and even body-slammed its own father as he held its mother at gunpoint!

What a load of horse shit.  All of it.  Quit the drugs, DUmmie.

 :lmao:

Hell, I was thinkin' "Kill Bill"!
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Re: undergroundDUmmy Ain't Scared
« Reply #23 on: October 25, 2009, 12:15:00 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on October 25, 2009, 12:00:39 AM
GOD help us if TIT and UGP ever  get together. The comedy alone would keep us in stitches for weeks.

OMG! What if they're the same person!!!!????
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Re: undergroundDUmmy Ain't Scared
« Reply #24 on: October 25, 2009, 12:23:40 AM »
Quote from: Alpha Mare on October 24, 2009, 06:00:37 AM
Well hell, why didn't you just go out there and take their guns?  ::)

  

And from that story, we get a taste of this one's bravery:That'll teach those sociopaths to mess with her.
 





I will guarantee every person on this board that this is complete bullshit and that UGP is afraid of her own shadow! She's got some TIT in her though! Wonder if they're related? :-)
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