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Offline CG6468

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WHERE CAN I SHOP NOW?
« on: July 06, 2013, 11:28:36 AM »
WHERE CAN I SHOP NOW?

When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note so I could complain to my local police about this running amok security rubbish, I did just as she had instructed.

After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should position my credit card.

Nonetheless, I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions a little clearer for seniors.

Man I hate this getting older stuff.
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Re: WHERE CAN I SHOP NOW?
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2013, 01:06:28 PM »
A little excitement might do a body some good.
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