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Offline bijou

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Insemination fight ends in wife's arrest
« on: March 13, 2009, 12:47:37 PM »
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PITTSFIELD — A woman who allegedly intended to artificially inseminate her wife with her brother's semen has been charged with domestic assault and battery.

Pittsfield police responded to a call shortly before 4:30 p.m. Tuesday in the city's Morningside neighborhood, where the assault allegedly occurred.

Stephanie K. Lighten, 26, was released on personal recognizance after denying the allegations in Central Berkshire District Court Wednesday morning.

Jennifer A. Lighten, 33, told police that Stephanie Lighten, her wife, was "all liquored up" when she returned to their Lincoln Street apartment, where the defendant then allegedly tried to use a syringe to inseminate her, according to a police report.

Jennifer told investigating officers that Stephanie "has been talking about trying to impregnate (her) for some time," police said.

According to a report by Pittsfield Police Officer Kipp D. Steinman: "Jennifer said that Stephanie had a 'turkey baster and her brother's semen in a sealed container.' Jennifer said she told Stephanie that she didn't want to get pregnant." The device was actually a large syringe with a catheter tip, police said, and it was still in its original package when officers confiscated the item.

That's allegedly when Stephanie threw Jennifer on the couch, grabbed at her clothes and threatened to impregnate her, police said.  ...
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Re: Insemination fight ends in wife's arrest
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2009, 12:49:31 PM »
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'turkey baster and her brother's semen in a sealed container'


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Re: Insemination fight ends in wife's arrest
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2009, 01:09:35 PM »
Yep.  Normal behavior.  Every marriage needs a turkey baster and a horny brother in order to start a family.  Perfectly normal. 
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Re: Insemination fight ends in wife's arrest
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2009, 01:14:41 PM »


Thant was my laugh so hard you almost pee moment for the day.  :rotf:
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Re: Insemination fight ends in wife's arrest
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2009, 07:38:43 AM »
I was gonna say, Pittsfield, NH?  Then I saw the wife-wife bit.  That God we haven't gone that insane--YET.

So, lurker, how's life in Taxachusettstan?
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Re: Insemination fight ends in wife's arrest
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2009, 07:40:08 AM »
One has to wonder how ****ed up a family is when a brother will willingly give his sister seman to make a baby with...
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Re: Insemination fight ends in wife's arrest
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2009, 07:41:08 AM »
Of course, in some locales, he would have just banged her and then they would have all gone on Jerry Springer afterwards.
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