I don't know what cute kids some of you guys were looking at, but those are some ugly children. Only when they are very tiny infants are they at all cute. 704wipes sitting on the toilet was cute.
Archae looks like a young Herman Munster.
Skittles looks like a 6-year old prize fighter or barroom brawler
Snowball's mom? Meh. I think Friday's Child's mom is a knockout, though.