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primitives rectally examine Republicans
« on: February 11, 2009, 04:33:49 PM »
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Oh my.

One wouldn't want to go where the primitives put their fingers and noses.

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MrPerson (278 posts)      Wed Feb-11-09 05:21 PM
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Out of all the Republican assholes - who is the BIGGEST?

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Oceansaway  (1000+ posts)        Wed Feb-11-09 05:22 PM
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1. McLame....no question....

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stevedeshazer  (1000+ posts)        Wed Feb-11-09 05:22 PM
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2. Cheney

The bobbling primitive:

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bobbolink  (1000+ posts)        Wed Feb-11-09 05:23 PM
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3. LIEberman, Reid and Feinstein

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devilgrrl (1000+ posts)        Wed Feb-11-09 05:23 PM
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4. All of them!

The ukelele-playing primitive, the primitive who lies:

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guitar man  (1000+ posts)      Wed Feb-11-09 05:24 PM
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Without hesitation 

Jim Inhofe

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The Velveteen Ocelot  (1000+ posts)        Wed Feb-11-09 05:24 PM
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5. Width or depth?

There are different ways to measure assholery, but IMO the widest *and* deepest asshole has to be Dick Cheney.

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madaboutharry  (1000+ posts)        Wed Feb-11-09 05:25 PM
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6. I think that Eric Cantor can give them a run for their money.

He isn't a war criminal, but man what a GIANT TWIT.

Hmmm.  The primitives must be worried.  I wonder why.

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texastoast  (1000+ posts)        Wed Feb-11-09 05:25 PM
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7. Phil Gramm
apres moi, le deluge

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Re: primitives rectally examine Republicans
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2009, 07:46:08 PM »
ME.  Now suck a wet turd out of my giant asshole!
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Re: primitives rectally examine Republicans
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2009, 08:03:47 PM »
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LIEberman, Reid and Feinstein

Republican a**holes, eh.   :mental:

No wonder they are called DUmmies.  Not a brain between the lot of them....   :shortbus:
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Re: primitives rectally examine Republicans
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2009, 08:45:52 PM »
I'm surprised, from what was brought over here, that the name of "Sarah Palin" wasn't mentioned.

Sarah's going to the the 45th President of the US, in 2013.  Watch and see.
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Re: primitives rectally examine Republicans
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2009, 01:51:15 PM »
Yeah, I'm surprised their list was kind of anemic.  Why don't we turn it around and do the same thing to Demos?  You only get three, who really makes you sick?

I vote for
Bahny Fwank
Chucky Schumer
Nancy Pelosi

I dont' know, I can't stop at 3.  Forget I said anything.   :p

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Re: primitives rectally examine Republicans
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2009, 01:56:41 PM »
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7. Phil Gramm

Thanks again ATMAN for showing us why you're such a colossal moron.

Do all of us real Texans a favor and take the name of our great state OUT of your name.
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Re: primitives rectally examine Republicans
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2009, 04:15:15 PM »
Thanks again ATMAN for showing us why you're such a colossal moron.

Do all of us real Texans a favor and take the name of our great state OUT of your name.

Really.  I'm from Noo Yawk and it pisses me off that Assman would have the name of the great state of Texas in his name.  (I did live in Texas for two years, though, from 1988 to 1990.)
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Re: primitives rectally examine Republicans
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2009, 04:28:14 PM »
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Still Sensible  (851 posts)      Wed Feb-11-09 05:40 PM
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16. How true
 so do I... we have stereo assholes in Coburn and Inhofe. And our democrats have to run and govern basically as republicans.

Nowhere did the Reagan mantra of all-taxes-are-bad and all-tax-cuts-are-good take hold as strongly as Oklahoma. When you add that to the influence of the Baptist churches and the fact that from virtually any point in the state you can tune in Rush on at least three stations, we're screwed.

Bwahahaha! Such impotent rage.
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Re: primitives rectally examine Republicans
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2009, 05:10:05 PM »
Arlen Specter, no doubt what-so-ever.
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Re: primitives rectally examine Republicans
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2009, 05:15:40 PM »
Arlen Specter, no doubt what-so-ever.

Followed VERY CLOSELY by Susan Collins and Olympia Snowe.

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