You know, the sparkling husband primitive reminds me of people who look around when the hat's being passed, to see what others are chipping in, and then decide how much to contribute based upon that.
Not exactly a charitable, or disinterested, way to be.
I think the sparkling husband primitive should look around to see what he has, rather than what others have, and make his sacrifice.
The sparkling husband primitive has a basement with a bathroom, cable television, and internet connection in it; perhaps he could hire some of that non-union, under-the-table, labor to build a kitchen down there too, and then sacrifice the space for a homeless person.