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Offline AllosaursRus

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Solution for all the controversy over airport Body Scanning
« on: March 03, 2010, 01:05:27 PM »
 
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Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.
 
It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be no crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift..
 
Case Closed!

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Re: Solution for all the controversy over airport Body Scanning
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2010, 01:06:03 PM »
There's a plan I could 100% support!

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Re: Solution for all the controversy over airport Body Scanning
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2010, 02:55:46 PM »
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Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

Hrm...  Is there a way to blow up any kind of explosives from a distance (no matter how short) without a detonator?

And exactly how would such a booth be built?  It would need to be damn tough!

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Re: Solution for all the controversy over airport Body Scanning
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2010, 03:15:42 PM »
Hrm...  Is there a way to blow up any kind of explosives from a distance (no matter how short) without a detonator?

And exactly how would such a booth be built?  It would need to be damn tough!

Well, most detonators the RagHeads use nowadays are triggered by cellphones, altitude switches or just an on off switch. All of these could be overcome fairly easy.

As far as the container, they already exist in the way of bomb disposal units.
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Re: Solution for all the controversy over airport Body Scanning
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2010, 03:26:47 PM »
I'd support that. I definitely do not support the scanners.

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Re: Solution for all the controversy over airport Body Scanning
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2010, 04:03:57 PM »
Body scanners could revive the airline industry. Have good looking young women run them. Every pervert and even some 'normal' guys will fly as often as financially possible just so they can have the girls look at their 'junk'.
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Re: Solution for all the controversy over airport Body Scanning
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2010, 04:17:42 PM »
Body scanners could revive the airline industry. Have good looking young women run them. Every pervert and even some 'normal' guys will fly as often as financially possible just so they can have the girls look at their 'junk'.

Get your mind outa the gutter Little Johnny!

BTW, were you the kid I read about in all the grade schrool jokes? Heh, heh!
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