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Offline Tess Anderson

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Amber is going to make lasagna this Wednesday
« on: January 27, 2014, 10:32:07 PM »
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 The moving guys will be there with my stuff at 8 a.m. the 29th! These are guys that work for the program that do this. They are to move it in, set up things that are more than a one person job. then I start cooking my first dinner in my new place!

and she posts a picture of some keys, to make sure they know what she's talking about.  :rotf:

Dummy "fizzgig" asks her about dinner and she says:

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2. Going with Lasagna!


Along with garlic bread and a green salad

"a green salad"  ::)
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Re: Amber is going to make lasagna this Wednesday
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2014, 10:33:48 PM »
Pro tip... the moving guys don't decorate.

What a useless cow.
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Re: Amber is going to make lasagna this Wednesday
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2014, 10:44:58 PM »
If she gets her keys tomorrow, I wonder if she will sleep there tommorow before the movers come on Wed.

I'm also wondering if she's just going to say hasta la vista to her current bedmates, or if she'll play it forward by giving someone else a safe place to stay and a hand up.

My guess is she'll go solo and ignore "those people".



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Re: Amber is going to make lasagna this Wednesday
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2014, 10:48:23 PM »
Is she bringing the bed bugs with her?
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Re: Amber is going to make lasagna this Wednesday
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2014, 01:36:06 AM »
Quote from: Dblhaul on January 27, 2014, 10:48:23 PM
Is she bringing the bed bugs with her?

Amber's tiny hitch hikers.

I wonder how long before the complaints from her begin about how the mattress and bedclothes were contaminated by "others".

You know, like the two times she got the bum's rush at the Sally's.
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Re: Amber is going to make lasagna this Wednesday
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2014, 07:31:09 AM »
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3. That's great!

Enjoy! I know you are going to be relieved to get somewhat settled.

Keyword: somewhat
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Re: Amber is going to make lasagna this Wednesday
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2014, 07:38:35 AM »
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1. have you decided what you're doing for dinner?

Allow me to complete the thought:

Amber: "then after the fire dept leaves but before Serve-Pro gets here, I'm headed to the Golden Arches with my paycheck!"
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Re: Amber is going to make lasagna this Wednesday
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2014, 07:44:02 AM »
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 The moving guys will be there with my stuff at 8 a.m. the 29th! These are guys that work for the program that do this. They are to move it in, set up things that are more than a one person job. then I start cooking my first dinner in my new place!

Being a retired military wife, I can tell you that they are NOT going to set things up for you Amber.
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Re: Amber is going to make lasagna this Wednesday
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2014, 07:45:26 AM »
For some reason I think a green salad means she is going to be picking grass. 
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Re: Amber is going to make lasagna this Wednesday
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2014, 08:08:14 AM »
Quote from: Gina on January 28, 2014, 07:45:26 AM
For some reason I think a green salad means she is going to be picking grass.

Or her nose.

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Re: Amber is going to make lasagna this Wednesday
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2014, 08:09:11 AM »
Quote from: Linda on January 28, 2014, 07:44:02 AM
Being a retired military wife, I can tell you that they are NOT going to set things up for you Amber.

Random housewarming party remarks:

"Amber, I love what you have done with this space! Who would have ever thought of placing the bong right on the center of the coffee table?"

"Amber, I found the remote. All we need is a ladder to reach the ceiling"

"Amber, is it ok to leave the dishes in the sink for later?"

"What time does the handyman get here?"

"Anyone know where the patching plaster went to?"

"Does the light in the bathroom always make those sparks?"

"How do you turn up the heat?"

"Do you mind if we crash here tonight?"

"Where did you store the gin?"

"My place is nicer and bigger. This place is much cleaner though"

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Re: Amber is going to make lasagna this Wednesday
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2014, 08:58:11 AM »
Poor delusional Amber.  She will go to some apartment complex website and steal some pictures to post as her new place. 

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Re: Amber is going to make lasagna this Wednesday
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2014, 09:49:34 AM »
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The moving guys will be there with my stuff at 8 a.m. the 29th!

"My stuff."   ::)  None of this is happening.  The various poverty programs do not treat you like a Queen.  They treat you like a dirtbag, nothing more, which is why I engineered my life to not require such programs. 
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Re: Amber is going to make lasagna this Wednesday
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2014, 09:50:29 AM »
Such a busy life.  When does she fit in time to work at the coffee shop?
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Re: Amber is going to make lasagna this Wednesday
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2014, 09:54:12 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 28, 2014, 09:50:29 AM
Such a busy life.  When does she fit in time to work at the coffee shop?

She better be working.  A third of her paycheck is supposed to go towards the cost of her new digs.

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Re: Amber is going to make lasagna this Wednesday
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2014, 12:10:47 PM »
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then I start cooking my first dinner in my new place!

I recommend some grilled cheese, just like Demo-Chris did.
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Re: Amber is going to make lasagna this Wednesday
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2014, 01:26:39 PM »
I hope she invites all the guys and gals from the Sally to her gala housewarming party.

She should plan to prepare a big deep-fried turkey for them.
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Re: Amber is going to make lasagna this Wednesday
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2014, 02:54:24 PM »
How does she have enough "stuff" to even need movers??? I thought
she was one paw step ahead of a wolf pack??? :lmao:
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Re: Amber is going to make lasagna this Wednesday
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2014, 03:17:27 PM »
Quote from: SarasotaRepub on January 28, 2014, 02:54:24 PM
How does she have enough "stuff" to even need movers??? I thought
she was one paw step ahead of a wolf pack??? :lmao:

She was taken to a warehouse/showroom a couple of weeks ago where they store furnature and furnishings. Part of her treatment is being allowed to pick out her stuff, stuff that she approves of. So her stuff is being delivered at 08:00 hours wed.

Then the workers will place everything just so and then off to the kitchen! Then she will stuff herself.
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Re: Amber is going to make lasagna this Wednesday
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2014, 03:52:41 PM »
Quote from: SarasotaRepub on January 28, 2014, 02:54:24 PM
How does she have enough "stuff" to even need movers??? I thought
she was one paw step ahead of a wolf pack??? :lmao:

According to Amber, in Tucson the taxpayers set up deadbeats - even if they just arrived on a bus from out-of-state - in nice furnished apartments, including appliances and a stocked refrigerator.

And it's not just a crummy furnished flat. She gets to choose custom furnishings so it's exactly to her taste, and then the taxpayers pay a mover to get all the chosen stuff moved in and set up.

They give the deadbeats made-up jobs, and freeze their rent at 30% of whatever they make at their made-up job. If they go on a bender, miss a lot of work, and make less money, the rent will just go down.

It's hard to imagine why a wino or hobo would live anywhere but Tucson.
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Re: Amber is going to make lasagna this Wednesday
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2014, 03:56:39 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 28, 2014, 03:52:41 PM

It's hard to imagine why a wino or hobo would live anywhere but Tucson.

I can think of one reason...

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Re: Amber is going to make lasagna this Wednesday
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Re: Amber is going to make lasagna this Wednesday
« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2014, 04:01:09 PM »
Quote from: Karin on January 28, 2014, 09:49:34 AM
"My stuff."   ::)  None of this is happening.  The various poverty programs do not treat you like a Queen.  They treat you like a dirtbag, nothing more, which is why I engineered my life to not require such programs. 


It appears that you and I are on the same page.  None of this is happening, period. 
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Re: Amber is going to make lasagna this Wednesday
« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2014, 05:48:25 PM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on January 28, 2014, 04:01:09 PM

It appears that you and I are on the same page.  None of this is happening, period. 

I'm in agreement.  This fictional tale is really getting ludicrous.   :mental:
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Re: Amber is going to make lasagna this Wednesday
« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2014, 06:11:23 PM »
Quote from: JLO on January 28, 2014, 05:48:25 PM
I'm in agreement.  This fictional tale is really getting ludicrous.   :mental:

From my observations in Lincoln, Nebraska (the place where I lived the longest in my life, and so had time to notice such things), the "mover" is some truck driver who collects donations and stashes them away somewhere in donated space.  Recipients of such things--furniture, appliances--weren't allowed to go there and pick-and-choose.

When the driver had to deliver stuff to a person's place, he just went and took what looked likely--to him--to be of use for the recipient, dleivered it, and that was that.

I've never been aware it's different anywhere else. 
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