I'm on vacation starting tomorrow and running through next week. Since 0 has gotten the economy in such a state that I can not afford to take a traveling vacation I have decided that spending time on DU, via my mole naturally, will be my vacation. So during these several days my mole intends to post regularly, stir things up, and generally shine the light on your stupidity from within your own website.
When the MRT was first installed on your island I was concerned. I knew that I would be busted, and back then I would have never thought a vacation full of stirring the hive group-mind would be possible. The inability of the MRT, however, has convinced me that the MRT rats can NOT ferret out my mole. I guess now we will see.
My fun will start sometime after 6:00 am on Thursday, May 24 and will continue through the following Thursday. Unless, I guess, the brilliant minds of the MRT can flush me out and down the drain. Since this is essentially a game of find-the-mole I am willing to offer you some hints about my mole's DU identity...
1.My mole is either a male, a female, a transgender, or someone who believes him or herself to be an animal.
2. My mole is either heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual.
3. My mole often attempts to present kindness, but sometimes does so in a condescending way.
4. My mole comes across as knowledgeable about a lot of things, but it is often pretend knowledge.
5. If I remember correctly my mole has mentioned on at least one occasion that I have scored well on IQ tests.
6. My mole will alert on your ass in a heartbeat.
7. My mole sometimes seems a bit wishy-washy on somethings.
8. In the past my mole would sometimes only give a K&R to a post.
So there are your clues. Now for the rules. Even if you are not on the MRT you can out my mole. If you suspect that you've found my mole just ask in public and I will answer honestly. If you ask via PM I'll lie and deny that you have found my mole. If you do happen to discover my mole I will not attempt to mole again on DU for at least the rest of 2012. If you do NOT discover my mole I intend to have so much fun during the elections.
I guess that is everything. The game will soon be afoot. Have fun.