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Offline BEG

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Re: Scientific confirmation dumtinjerk is full of rancid shit
« Reply #25 on: February 14, 2012, 09:53:00 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on February 14, 2012, 09:27:00 PM
Oooh, burn. :-)

My doctor moved from the suburban area I'm in over to Vanderbilt University.  Sure, they have nicer equipment (the eyeball sonogram was interesting) but the offices are a whole lot smaller.

Is that the thing that looks like a big contact lens that they put on your eyeball then squirt fluid on your eye between your eyeball and the lens thing?
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Re: Scientific confirmation dumtinjerk is full of rancid shit
« Reply #26 on: February 14, 2012, 09:55:19 PM »
No, I've never heard of that.  This was a big probe connected to the sonogram machine.  They smeared my face with sonogram fluid and ran it over my eye for a few minutes.  At least this was painless.
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Re: Scientific confirmation dumtinjerk is full of rancid shit
« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2012, 10:23:23 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on February 14, 2012, 09:55:19 PM
No, I've never heard of that.  This was a big probe connected to the sonogram machine.  They smeared my face with sonogram fluid and ran it over my eye for a few minutes.  At least this was painless.

I remember what it was called now, immersion scan. They also did two other tests to measure my eye too. 
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Re: Scientific confirmation dumtinjerk is full of rancid shit
« Reply #28 on: February 14, 2012, 10:56:18 PM »
My Doctor is always running behind, but as was pointed out by proud the majority of the time it's because he's spending extra time with other patients, plus they stick emergencies in during office hours.
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Re: Scientific confirmation dumtinjerk is full of rancid shit
« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2012, 04:14:29 AM »

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Somebody has to mind the kindergartners, besides, they are so damned cute when they are mad.   :rotf:
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Re: Scientific confirmation dumtinjerk is full of rancid shit
« Reply #30 on: February 15, 2012, 07:58:37 AM »
Awwww, come on Pam.  You know you like the idea of a sitcom called "Dawson's Crack."  Maybe we can cast Charlie Sheen as your crack.

Winning! 

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Re: Scientific confirmation dumtinjerk is full of rancid shit
« Reply #31 on: February 15, 2012, 08:11:09 AM »
I love it when Pammy stamps her little feet in frustration when she is reminded that the world does not revolve around her. :rotf:
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Re: Scientific confirmation dumtinjerk is full of rancid shit
« Reply #32 on: February 15, 2012, 08:36:16 AM »
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This was a big probe connected to the...
   :panic:  Oh my God, don't ever say that in connection with an eyeball.  Ever. 

I've never gotten worked up about waiting for a doctor, I know it happens, and I know the world does not revolve around me.  I did get pissed at a hairdresser who habitually did this.  Hour, hour and a half behind schedule.  Can you believe that? 
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Re: Scientific confirmation dumtinjerk is full of rancid shit
« Reply #33 on: February 15, 2012, 09:16:03 AM »
Quote from: Karin on February 15, 2012, 08:36:16 AM
   :panic:  Oh my God, don't ever say that in connection with an eyeball.  Ever. 

I've never gotten worked up about waiting for a doctor, I know it happens, and I know the world does not revolve around me.  I did get pissed at a hairdresser who habitually did this.  Hour, hour and a half behind schedule.  Can you believe that? 

Yes I do.  My stylist in Dallas is always late.
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Re: Scientific confirmation dumtinjerk is full of rancid shit
« Reply #34 on: February 15, 2012, 09:23:02 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on February 14, 2012, 06:30:35 PM
We can turn this into a weekly dramatic series.

We'll call it:

DAWSON'S CRACK

SWAMP PEOPLE

MUD CATS

DIRTY JOBS

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REALLY BIG THINGS

HOW IT'S MADE

DOOMSDAY 2012

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