Author Topic: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going... (Read 139603 times)

Chris_ · « **Reply #600 on:** February 10, 2008, 03:11:32 PM »

enmity, although there is always that Darwinian struggle for survival, which explains the small civilizations known to spring from belly-buttons, and that explains

Chris_ · « **Reply #601 on:** February 10, 2008, 03:20:25 PM »

their extinction, for when one springs from a lint ball, one can never shed that imdie stigma that is so often the downfall of great....

Chris_ · « **Reply #602 on:** February 10, 2008, 03:38:56 PM »

liberals, which is sad since we really can't list any, but some day the lint life-forms will gather and unite and then we will see

Chris_ · « **Reply #603 on:** February 10, 2008, 04:04:40 PM »

a ronulan invasion disguised as conservatism, oh wait a second....

..... the premise is silly. everyone knows that behind every great lint ball is a ....

Free, have you gone nuts with me?

Chris_ · « **Reply #604 on:** February 10, 2008, 04:08:37 PM »

a belly button -- the big question is always "innie"vs. "outie" since we know Dr. Nutz prefers

(If you go nuts, I'll be by your side.)

Chris_ · « **Reply #605 on:** February 10, 2008, 04:19:07 PM »

things that are "out there", but whether or not he likes an outie with a big lint fluff.... I do not know, but it sure makes for interesting Sunday topics on an otherwise slow....

Carl · « **Reply #606 on:** February 10, 2008, 04:22:27 PM »

and uneventful day but suddenly it occurs to me that schade....

Chris_ · « **Reply #607 on:** February 10, 2008, 04:26:15 PM »

probably has an "innie" -- she just has that look -- and of course when you have an "innie" it means

Chris_ · « **Reply #608 on:** February 10, 2008, 04:34:14 PM »

an outie is just what you need to feel complete... pen in hand, Schade has another inspiration for a limeric....

There once was un homme from France...

Chris_ · « **Reply #609 on:** February 10, 2008, 04:36:28 PM »

who taught his outie to dance

Chris_ · « **Reply #610 on:** February 10, 2008, 04:40:50 PM »

the samba was daunting, the tango too flaunting....

Chris_ · « **Reply #611 on:** February 10, 2008, 04:57:54 PM »

and his hotness set fire to his pants

Chris_ · « **Reply #612 on:** February 10, 2008, 05:05:36 PM »

Quote from: freedumb2003 on February 10, 2008, 04:57:54 PM

and his hotness set fire to his pants

Carl · « **Reply #613 on:** February 10, 2008, 05:17:00 PM »

which was something Schade was realizing her responsibility....

Chris_ · « **Reply #614 on:** February 10, 2008, 07:48:15 PM »

And as such owning her part in the small fire, proceeded to pat it out, the only way she knew how which was...

dutch508 · « **Reply #615 on:** February 10, 2008, 07:54:21 PM »

Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 10, 2008, 07:48:15 PM

And as such owning her part in the small fire, proceeded to pat it out, the only way she knew how which was...

with a deep sensual massage, followed by a tongue-bath, which, given the heat...

Chris_ · « **Reply #616 on:** February 10, 2008, 08:04:15 PM »

was hot enough to melt the polar ice cap thus contributing to global warming in a major way....prompted AlGore to....

Crazy Horse · « **Reply #617 on:** February 10, 2008, 08:08:08 PM »

be a dumbass hypocrite and a idiot of the

Chris_ · « **Reply #618 on:** February 10, 2008, 08:09:42 PM »

moonbat masses... but enuf already, whenever I see you, it makes me want to paddle sump'n....

dutch508 · « **Reply #619 on:** February 10, 2008, 08:10:50 PM »

...of the normal liberal extraction, and that brought out Bill Clinton who...

Chris_ · « **Reply #620 on:** February 10, 2008, 08:14:10 PM »

incidently wrote the book on ...

THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! · « **Reply #621 on:** February 10, 2008, 09:12:06 PM »

..cigar sex but now at an older age can only indulge in.....

Chris_ · « **Reply #622 on:** February 10, 2008, 09:17:16 PM »

an inflatable rubber doll with a cigar-sized....

Chris_ · « **Reply #623 on:** February 11, 2008, 07:03:13 PM »

cigar, no not a bubble gum cigar, a real cuban ceegar, the kind that would make Castro....

Chris_ · « **Reply #624 on:** February 11, 2008, 07:31:27 PM »

yearn for the days when he was just a pretty good baseball player instead of giving 6 hour speeches which, for the most part,

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