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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #325 on: January 17, 2008, 09:16:47 PM »
go wild and run the streets so she decided.....

to instead administer tickling CH with a feather as he lay bound helpless atop a feather bed.... *PG-13!*.... What lies between thy fine and sturdy legs stranger? ... ooops.... never mind... carry on.....
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #326 on: January 17, 2008, 09:19:14 PM »
go wild and run the streets so she decided.....

to instead administer tickling CH with a feather as he lay bound helpless atop a feather bed.... *PG-13!*.... What lies between thy fine and sturdy legs stranger? ... ooops.... never mind... carry on.....

*gasp*.......gasp.................I will die a happy..............
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #327 on: January 17, 2008, 09:25:22 PM »
...a man with soul of python hidden by tailored pantaloon?....  :naughty:
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #328 on: January 17, 2008, 09:30:56 PM »
Who never wanted to scare the opposite sex.........
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #329 on: January 17, 2008, 09:35:08 PM »
or tempt the fragrant secret garden that lies therein.....
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #330 on: January 17, 2008, 09:36:51 PM »
while gasping for air in the sweet pleasure and fragrance that filled the .......
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #331 on: January 17, 2008, 09:39:11 PM »
very depths of his being, was it the soft tickle of the ....
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #332 on: January 17, 2008, 09:41:44 PM »
feather or the whip one will never know
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #333 on: January 17, 2008, 09:51:37 PM »
unless one asks the subject, to which he tells, 'twas the tantalizing tickle that touched 'tween two....
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #334 on: January 17, 2008, 10:02:08 PM »
....disgusted matrons admonishing them to get a room....
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #335 on: January 17, 2008, 10:04:15 PM »
with a view o'erlooking two disgusting matrons who .....
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #336 on: January 17, 2008, 10:09:18 PM »
...were sunbathing on the roof dressed in nothing but...
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #337 on: January 17, 2008, 10:15:51 PM »
Hillary mullet hairdos and Birkenstocks, while listening to Bohemian Rhapsody ...
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #338 on: January 17, 2008, 10:23:22 PM »
played by an accordian toting monkey, fresh from his triumphant tour of....
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #339 on: January 17, 2008, 10:25:02 PM »
Lost Wages, where they had 2 shows a day and an additional matinée on Saturdays, which worked out well because
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #340 on: January 17, 2008, 10:29:18 PM »
as we all know, mama has a squeeze box she wears on her chest and she plays ....
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #341 on: January 18, 2008, 11:06:43 AM »
all night and daddy gets no rest 'cause

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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #342 on: January 18, 2008, 11:51:04 AM »
...he is in reality a woman trapped in a man's...
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #343 on: January 18, 2008, 12:31:25 PM »
underpants, looking for a way out she......
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #344 on: January 18, 2008, 12:37:57 PM »
....plausibly deny to maintain her political viability to run for...
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #345 on: January 18, 2008, 01:56:35 PM »
dog catcher in the lowly town of...
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #346 on: January 18, 2008, 03:27:45 PM »
Hope, Arkansas where "is", is a matter of opinion and much .....
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #347 on: January 18, 2008, 03:29:09 PM »
Hope, Arkansas where "is", is a matter of opinion and much .....
more open to interpretation than....
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #348 on: January 18, 2008, 03:32:35 PM »
words like "cigar" or "blue dress" which is why
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Re: Finish the sentence and keep the sentence going...
« Reply #349 on: January 18, 2008, 03:33:00 PM »
more open to interpretation than....

Hillary's legs...  :rotf: .... But enough about the mullet-sporting Senator from ...

*damn FD beat me to the post....without the flow or continuity, my sentence falls flat*  :lmao:
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