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The Bar => The Lounge => Game Threads => Topic started by: Schadenfreude on January 12, 2008, 05:18:20 PM
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As a rule, I don't embark in futile endeavors, but I will make an exception in this case.
Start!
'Twas a night that was ripe for mischief and tomfoolery.....
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when I decided to start a thread about a never0ending sentence, but
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instead of merely ending it, which would be the easy thing to do, I decided to .....
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post pictures of my underwear when.....
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look to my new friends, who...
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thought perfectly plump posteriors were practically perfect when, in fact, ,,,,
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the pictures disappeared, luckily, I
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copied them onto my hard drive but....
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had to spank me relentlessly due to all the tomfoolery
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had to spank me relentlessly due to all the tomfoolery
it was titillating, tingling and tantalizing for Spel Chek as she lifted the paddle.....
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but then decided against it because she knew that crazy bastard would enjoy it too much so then she...
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called her BBF BEG who LOL'd and said, "AFAIK, TTMBFFITP are...."
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.. to be dispensed with, meanwhile in a dimly lit booth, Vinny and Luigi discuss...
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the art of seduction, which neither of them are proficient but they decide to....
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write a book about...
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it anyway, because those that do, do.... and those that don't, write about it.... :lmao:
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which they then deicde to ditch writing a book because then everyone would know they know nothing about .......
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women, who ...
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women, who ...
are dudes dressed like .....
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women who.....
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bear an eerie resemblance to ....
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aliens, who have been secretly watching us and
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learning how to assimilate, in hopes of one day, inhabiting our bodies ...
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and playing mah jang but until then they...
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use the correct methods of spanking, until...
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BEG says "no" after which they
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use the correct methods of spanking, until...
... wait they tried to use the correct methods, but they were unable to perform a mind meld on the resident expert spankmaster, Crazy Horse, due to ....
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some **** up which...
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some **** up which...
involved DrNuts, two circus midgets and one token bohemian engaged in wild...
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ankle biting and window licjking on the short bus, when the paddle was brought out and
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ankle biting and window licjking on the short bus, when the paddle was brought out and
with a swift hand and a crooked eye, someone...
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who looked like CH Yelled out "beat me beat me" and BEG, with a wild, evil look said "No" but then
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did it anyway to shut him the hell up but then...
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did it anyway to shut him the hell up but then...
...an image appears! They'd like to think it was something as enticing as Schade's tush, but instead it was a big, hairy...
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man back that makes Schade want to shave it so she....
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grabbed the shears and hacked away and found...
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a huge ass mole that made her shriek so she....
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ran to Freedumb2003 for comfort and he
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ran to Freedumb2003 for comfort and he
tapped dat ass..... :rotf:
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and found it surprisingly springy and so he..
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got smacked in the face by Schade for...
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asked himself, is this the fair maiden who dazzled me with prose?...... Shall I be her obsequious love slave or shall she be my......
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got smacked in the face by Schade for...
bouncing quarters off her ass for sport and for .....
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trying to slip her a little somethin' somethin' so then she...
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serendipitously savored the sweet succulent strawberries and .....
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found she was allergic, covered in hives she decided to.....
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take a calamine lotion bath and then
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get on with the business of the day, freedumb, otoh, was quite content watching...
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the clouds go by, since they remind him of...
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elephants which also reminded him of....
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big soft fluffy pillows like Mom used to put on his
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an awesome African Safari that took him to the outer limits of the Saharan Desert where he mingled with ....
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zebra's and...
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wondering if they were black with white stripes or white with black and then his mind quickly drifted to....
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images of ladies in their delicates, that for some reason had been haunting his thoughts...
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and the zebras were quickly dismissed in deference to....
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the glistening sweat that poured off the haunches of...
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A Crazy Horse that just seemed as it wanted to be wipped, when suddenly
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the women volleyball players who just showed where...
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and how they bump, set and spike their balls...
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...as they dig and sweat in the warm, golden sands...
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displaying their goddess-like skills while mere mortals hastened to ...
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their every wish and desire yet it didn`t seem...
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as if the bread would EVER finish rising in the pan...
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.... even breadboy couldn't get it up.... :lmao:
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however after getting it up seven times he was tired
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and was plagued by a recurring... yeast? .... infection...
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however it was nothing that a little Monostat couldn't resolve
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when suddenly his mind wandered to lesser ailments like the time he....
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had a hangnail that hurt so bad when he
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accepted that paper shufflin position at Acme Paper Shufflers, where he shuffled ... you got it... papers, but that wasn't nearly as bad as the time he had the flesh eating bacteria attack his lower....
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groin region. but his outlook was somewhat happy since . . .
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his groin was quite expansive and the nether regions were pretty well concealed from the outer regions ... :hammer:
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his groin was quite expansive and the nether regions were pretty well concealed from the outer regions ... :hammer:
. . . . her wetness was confusing to him . . . .
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and yet, that was an essential defense mechanism she possessed, but be that as it may, WE decided to....
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and yet, that was an essential defense mechanism she possessed, but be that as it may, WE decided to....
. . . stop. and whisper in her ear, "do you want me, baby" . . . .
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. . . stop. and whisper in her ear, "do you want me, baby" . . . .
And then he totally woke up and realized the bassett hound he was sleeping next to, Cleo, did not appreciate his advances....
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. . . stop. and whisper in her ear, "do you want me, baby" . . . .
And then he totally woke up and realized the bassett hound he was sleeping next to, Cleo, did not appreciate his advances....
****ing wet blanket. :madface:
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he said to the basset hound. He got out of bed and went into the kitchen to make waffles...
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he said to the basset hound. He got out of bed and went into the kitchen to make waffles...
nice save. :-)
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Ah, yes light fluffy waffles, with fresh melted butter and maple syrup drizzled over the top, freshly squeezed orange juice with pulp, yes pulp.... he turned on faux news and saw....
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A fine lady covered with the same...
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deliciously delicate delicacies.... desperately he said, without guilt, ... "im die" .....
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deliciously delicate delicacies.... desperately he said, without guilt, ... "im die" .....
For a taste of...
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deliciously delicate delicacies.... desperately he said, without guilt, ... "im die" .....
For a taste of...
a Bavarian Tart named.....
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after a term I had heard somewhere but just can`t remember...
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Musta been too many Snap-E-Toms while enroute from west to east coast in search of true love or at minimum "pleasant feelins"... :hyper:
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yet even still that haunting name is just at the tip of my tongue...
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Could it be .... sch .... sch.... ? .....
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Schade.....but no he thinks...it sounds more like BE.....
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Bellick or..
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BEGuiling or BEGomaniac ...?....
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or maybe he was just BEGging for..........
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an ebullient bodacious blossoming bosom o'er a bustier ....
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southern lady that has suddenly re-entered the thoughts,leaving me torn...
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Carl... you are speaking in riddles, to whom are you referring? I thought I was your fair maiden of the north...?....
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which of course is true...
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which of course is true...
and yet you leave me wondering .....
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although there was no reason to...
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think that the gun was loaded! He hadn't touched it in years and as he pointed it idly and vaugely in the direction of the cat and casually squeezed the trigger ...
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not realizing the cat had its own gun until it began returning fire...
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making me realize just how hot that ***** was...
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making me realize just how hot that ***** was...
Heavens! Carl, I must check to see if someone has hi-jacked your account. You certainly aren't that mild-mannered farm boy from out east.
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ROFLMAO!
It's the whole "One Eye" thing... It's affecting his thinking. ;)
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ROFLMAO!
It's the whole "One Eye" thing... It's affecting his thinking. ;)
One Eye thing..... eh? :lmao:
... and so the ribald tale begins, exactly where it left off.....
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making me realize just how hot that ***** was...
without the air conditioner running. it had been broken since Gloria was over last week and...
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making me realize just how hot that ***** was...
without the air conditioner running. it had been broken since Gloria was over last week and...
that was what got me started down this road...
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a road less traveled ...
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but often dreamed of...
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the road more traveled...
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being too populated with the debris of...
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not to be confused with the road that leads to Rome, which is 1/2 mile past the....
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armed cats who...
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shot at anything in sight but then decided to...
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Hunt that ***** down...
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and kill it, just then....
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there would be no more....
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***** to dream of for that day....
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so he decided to....
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stop at the Carls Junior where he...
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thought of the Paris Hilton commercial and then started to....
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realize what was to become his lifes mission...
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which was to eat a Western Bacon Cheeseburger, which he did then he.....
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took a deep breath,got up and with a steely look in his eye...
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got one of those gawdawful teriaki burgers...
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when suddenly from the corner...
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of his eye came a beautiful...
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brown eyed girl who
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sat down beside him and asked....
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"come here often sailor?" already knowing
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She didn't and was just being polite to him...
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as the scene had been repeated many times before....
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his mind wandered to the latest tinfoil theory being spewed by DrNuts groupies, that of ...
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speaking of groupies....
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a certain sultry blonde lady from Minnesota caught his eye....
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I have them!.... and speaking of limericks, I have those too.... :lmao:
There once was un homme from Quebec
Whose balls did hang from his neck
try as he may,
he couldn't get laid
exasperated, he said "what the feck!"
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Thinking this must be code for something....
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:lmao:
the code that even the monkeys from Lancelot Link would be hard pressed to....
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decipher,but I had noticed a certain look in her eyes,it was just a glance but....
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It surely said that the insane Pony needed another spanking
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I swear it was the same look that Agent 99 gave Maxwell Smart as he solved yet another unsolvable....
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spanking of the insane pony, who seemed.....
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relentlessly requesting a reddened rear :asssmack: :tongue:
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Which always enjoys it more than most.......
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but half as much as many... or some such thing.... lemme get yur paddle sir :naughty:
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so we could take a nice ride acrossed the lake here and talk about...
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bruised equine buttocks, so firm and yet so
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equineous...
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*Oh my... velvet..... thy name is fitting. :naughty: *
*You too, FD. :hyper:*
Carry on! Please.
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tis better to let the fart and bear the shame than to hold the fart and bear the pain....
:lmao:
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lest you have a permanent sphincter face like DrNuts.... :lmao:
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lest you have a permanent sphincter face like DrNuts.... :lmao:
Who da Hell is DrNuts?
Any kin to Deez Nutz?
:lmao:
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I think it is actually dem nuts... :lmao:
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I think it is actually dem nuts... :lmao:
I bet Deez Nutz are bigger than Dem Nuts.
:whatever: :hyper:
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As deez and doz nutz are meashured it becomes quite clear to Schadie that she has met her match in a finish the sentence thread.... a packer fan..... hey good looking..... :naughty:
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As deez and doz nutz are meashured it becomes quite clear to Schadie that she has met her match in a finish the sentence thread.... a packer fan..... hey good looking..... :naughty:
:naughty: :sheshot:
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That pretty much wraps up what was a fun tread.
It only takes a few to ruin it for everyone.
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That pretty much wraps up what was a fun tread.
It only takes a few to ruin it for everyone.
Nonsense! Sorry for the tangent F/D, The Mack and I get silly at times, but that's because we go way back.
Where were we?....ah yes....
equineous...
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He rode the fine steed o'er brambles in the wood, nothing could stop him, no nothing, he must get to the ....
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....the 'Hood, lest some Crips busta cap in his peeps, as they stood....
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jonesin over the shiznit and biscuits .....
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when a Packer Backer with a Brett Favre came up with a 'brat and said "you call them SAUSAGES?" which led to...
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condiments... :naughty: .... relish the thought!
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It would be easy to sit there, fat and happy, from condiment indulgence, but that wasn't possible because...
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of the obvious confusion between ketchup and catsup caused Schade to put that condiment away in deference to grey poupon, the condiments of ... *insert reference to pretentious dude, you know who*
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crazy horse, which is always looking for a good
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way to dress his dawg! :rotf: .... Oh! I can certainly help with the ornamentation of your hotdog... :-)
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But seriesly..... :drunksailor:
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which was way too large for the bun
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While relaxing around the fireplace, a loud noise was...
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heard from the upstairs bedroom, the moaning and screaming with sheer delight
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torrid tantalizing tantric ..... talents :naughty:
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and it seemed that Schade enjoyed it too...
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while others were jealous of her and.....
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much in fact, that she quickly changed the subject to something less .... er... stimulating than the kama sutra....
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while others were jealous of her and.....
her skills.... the "unknown activity" that so sublimely described her...
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ability to bring joy and happiness....
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to the male members of the ..
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human race..... :tongue: not to mention the animal kingdom... :lmao: .... but enough about my indiscretions, there was a mysterious cajun shoutboxer....
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who couldn't reply cause he was taking a nap, when
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who couldn't reply cause he was taking a nap, when
a long came the hot dog too big for a bun..... also known as the spankmeister .... who.....
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was really dreaming because of his inefficiencies that were too........
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private that even Schadie was not privy to.... Meanwhile in his prius on the hershey highway...
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a certain young man was searching for.......
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love in all the wrong places... :innocent: .... I can't do it! :lmao:
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but, fortunately the Hershey Highway way empty because........
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of massive tolls which levied at the entrance, so the cym (certain young man) had free access ...
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to the soft dark nether regions of moist...
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-ened Hormel meat-pressed by products.... in the vernacular, that would be Spam..... :popcorn:
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... the perfect meat product for those on the go and those that.......
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like to break open a can and scrape off the trademarked jellied stuff while watching old Get Smart episodes and.....
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reminiscing whether the old key type spam cans were better than the new poptop cans, while making......
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up your mind which gun to take to keep yourself safe from...
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up your mind which gun to take to keep yourself safe from...
..........playa haters who be tryin to get up all in The Mack's grill. But The Mack don't be sweatin it; he be up in da crib with several..............
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hot, sweaty women, who...
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have just been Sweating to the Oldies, and ....
:tongue:
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grease up and jello-wrestle, after which they...
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Put the all-you-can-eat buffet out of business. Then....
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suddenly without warning, a group of overweight, bodybuilding midgets....
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stormed into a local Starbucks and...
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stormed into a local Starbucks and...
.....said they were Skizz's ho posse and demanded free coffee after which the manager.............
:-)
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forgot to take their helments off, then.....
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complained that they really hated run-on sentences and then...
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they started an endless thread doing JUST THAT but they...
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were thwarted by the sudden appearance of Tom Cruise and three Ilamas who...
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escaped from the shortbus, while Jack was planning....
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to molest the midget women on the short bus who.......
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...had never seen their own feet because they had such big....
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aspirations which included stopping Xenu who...
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was admiring her own elfin ears..... yes, she was devastatingly beautiful
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but not quite as beautiful as....
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the mixture of BEG, Schade and Dixie that all the men salivate over, which is good because...
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the mixture of BEG, Schade and Dixie that all the men salivate over, which is good because...
.......The Mack be likin deez shawties because they be lookin fine in their.........
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...curlers, hip boots, and Nehru jackets, which they found in...
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The Goodwill drop boxes across the street from......
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Ma and Pa Kettle's Cafe, where....
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Rebel was eating a tuna fish sandwich and ....
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riding the hershey highway, while....
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...driving his shiny new Prius, to...
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Brown Bag Video to pick up....
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...the latest home self help video entitled " You and Your....
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Foot long double head knobby dildo"...
(Knew I should haven't been as esoteric here)
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...for a door prize at the "Support the :censored: Israelis" fundraiser on CU, hosted by...
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gator and ronbots For Change, who...
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gator and ronbots For Change, who...
are closet homosexuals with jewish penis envy...but
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...still wear their turtlenecks in support of...
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NAMBLA and other assorted societies of the sexually deviant, for example..
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those furbys who get it on with a big old .....
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x-boxes, which really like to
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x-boxes, which really like to
shock you till you climax, unfortunately, it's been known to
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over-stimulate Viagara users, which is why
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there is a warning on the side of it which he failed to noticed so he...
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passed out while..........
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had to call a doctor, just like with Cyalis, since he
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walked around the better part of the day not being able to tell his joystick from his ..... :uhsure:
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penis so he
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ended up not doing too well in Need for Speed, but he sure felt awesome.... :lmao: ... Alas, he was tired of diddling so he switched to ....
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posting in inane threads in the Conservatives Cave and.........
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decided on using the screen name Thor and then.....
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thinking to himself, that Schade, she is one fine woman.... :-) <- forgot to add mr. sillygrin
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until he saw BEG which he then decided......
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yeah she's hawt, but Schadie has that je ne sais quoi... that 'I don't know what' if you parlay vous....
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but then he realized it was crabs so he....
:p
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ew.... you didn't tell me about a crab problem .....
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which surprised him as he thought she would know she had crabs, so he decided to....
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draw up some butter anyway and steam some asparagus and light some candles in the hopes that
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he would get lucky and eat dinner at the same time but.....
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it was BEG so fat chance of that but fortunately
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but then he realized it was crabs so he....
:p
.....he decided that BEG has been dogging out too many doods and needs to get a shot for the crabs and genital warts.....
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....he decided that BEG has been dogging out too many doods and needs to get a shot for the crabs and genital warts.....[/b][/color]
....but since she's a New York Giants fan, who tends to stick with the more sane and monogamous members of society, it's highly unlikely.
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....he decided that BEG has been dogging out too many doods and needs to get a shot for the crabs and genital warts.....[/b][/color]
....but since she's a New York Giants fan, who tends to stick with the more sane and monogamous members of society, it's highly unlikely.
You're right NYG Rule
I apologize BEG.
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....he decided that BEG has been dogging out too many doods and needs to get a shot for the crabs and genital warts.....[/b][/color]
....but since she's a New York Giants fan, who tends to stick with the more sane and monogamous members of society, it's highly unlikely.
You're right NYG Rule
I apologize BEG.
Dude -- don't break the flow...
*gathers up the thread, tries to re-establish continuity....*
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.....he decided that BEG has been dogging out too many doods and needs to get a shot for the crabs and genital warts.....
or he needs to touch Brett Favre's helmet, which he thought he could find in...
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buried in the....
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the brush, just between two great limbs and atop two stones, not to be confused with...
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*oh my, that was truly a great metaphor, if I must say so myself.... :naughty:*
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which was all the more obvious when something arose....
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but a quick cold shower took care of that so it was back to...
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reminiscing about that moment so many years earlier and what might have been had she....
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shown up at the strip joint for their first date, despite her dislike of
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the chemicals they use to strip old varnish off of furniture but fortunately
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when she did finally agree to meet,it was for a picnic in a meadow of wildflowers....
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which were pretty wild, since they asked for "tribute" but then they saw
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a large group of street performers with RU Paul vest stickers screaming out things like....
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"Israel for israelis" and "shine your head for a nickel, buff your head for a dime" and even
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a big old "hollaback girl" from Gwen Stefani, not to mention....
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a large flock of sheep,damn they looked....
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baaaad, their fleece was .... well, it was rank, and where the hell is Mary?.....
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Mary...his eyes widened as more memories....
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washed over his senses... yes, Mary had a little lamb whose....
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price was really a bit high for what she offered since in town it was only
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three bags full.. or was that baa baa black sheep?... it doesn't matter since the cow jumped over the ....
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the dish and the spoon while the moon took a .........
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thumb and pulled out a plum and said....
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cab back into the city to find Mary to compare rates and services and service quality and, to their surprise, found
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that Mary just didn`t measure up to....
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talents of Gilda, the circus acrobat, who did stunts that mere mortals dreamed of....
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especially when they dreamed of dwarves, watermelons and orange Jello, which of course was
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contraband in the land of....
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Lullaby Mountain, where the rivers flowed chocolate and the flowers were full of, well they were poppies which is why the populace was so happy but, sadly,
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after days of terrential rain fall, the poppies died, in their place, sprouted
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.....marijuana which Barach Hussain Obama packed up and rolled a fatty and smoked it and then said.....
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"I did not inhale".... wait that's a Clinton line .... the wet behind the ears dude can't even come up with an original line much less an original....
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idea to disguise the fact that he is a stinking liberal Muslim that will...
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surrender Israel and the mideast to radicals....
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and turn the US into western hemi branch of the UAE, meanwhile back at the ranch...
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Farmer John looked over his pigs and said "you are now all named muhommed" which of course
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was code for 'your bacon are belong to us', m-m-m-m.... hot dogs are dandy, but pork drippin's are
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not good for your cholesterol so therefore one who eats them should....
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not forget to take their Lipitor and....
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have their liver checked for damage for we all know that RX drugs can...
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do more harm than good so always...
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accompany them with beer which will ensure they only have good results since
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pharms and alcohol are always recommended if you...
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plan on killing yourself so remember....
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combine and experiment since this will lead to a long and happy life which you can
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enjoy each day savoring each second smelling each rose until you....
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stumble upon the stench of ailing health due to your misuse of
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...Preparation H and your toothbrush, but your mouth feels really...
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crappy,so now not knowing what to think of....
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resort to oggling women in bikini's behind dark sunglasses at the local beach club, oblivious to the fact that....
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like a damn fool I had switched to contacts the week before,so immediately....
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after I stepped foot on the hot sand, a large, but beautiful creature approached me with
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a Big Mac in one tentacle, a beer in the other tentacle and a Cuban cigar in its claw so I
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grabbed the Big Mac and she said, do you want fries with that?, it reminded me of
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that time in high school when....
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I was abducted by aliens, only to realize it was really a group of
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Beach Boys fans who ..........
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...wanted to show off their classic Woodies to a tall, slender, blonde...
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hermaphrodite named zelda who had a third .....
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eye and worked at Wendy's along with most of the DUmmies in the world who
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attract freaks and dangerous alcoholics like..
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someone had called my name,strange how that....
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happens, I pucker up and start doing cartwheels down the street until I
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finally crash into a farmboy that appears lost and....
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...wake up with a rubber glove on my...
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Tennis Racket handle, along with a sore...
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loserman sign, a keepsake from the 2000 elections, when a hanging chad became a ....
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quickly overused buzz-term but fortunately
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after 3 recounts, the democrats abandoned their mission and started practicing...
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the swinging chad did not prevail and Schadie did not have to take to streets with her .....
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Spanked Horse that seemed to have gone loco in............
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the process, lucky for her she had discipline of a ninja as she administered....
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Stimulating slaps, which made him.........
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go wild and run the streets so she decided.....
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go wild and run the streets so she decided.....
to instead administer tickling CH with a feather as he lay bound helpless atop a feather bed.... *PG-13!*.... What lies between thy fine and sturdy legs stranger? ... ooops.... never mind... carry on.....
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go wild and run the streets so she decided.....
to instead administer tickling CH with a feather as he lay bound helpless atop a feather bed.... *PG-13!*.... What lies between thy fine and sturdy legs stranger? ... ooops.... never mind... carry on.....
*gasp*.......gasp.................I will die a happy..............
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...a man with soul of python hidden by tailored pantaloon?.... :naughty:
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Who never wanted to scare the opposite sex.........
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or tempt the fragrant secret garden that lies therein.....
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while gasping for air in the sweet pleasure and fragrance that filled the .......
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very depths of his being, was it the soft tickle of the ....
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feather or the whip one will never know
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unless one asks the subject, to which he tells, 'twas the tantalizing tickle that touched 'tween two....
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....disgusted matrons admonishing them to get a room....
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with a view o'erlooking two disgusting matrons who .....
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...were sunbathing on the roof dressed in nothing but...
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Hillary mullet hairdos and Birkenstocks, while listening to Bohemian Rhapsody ...
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played by an accordian toting monkey, fresh from his triumphant tour of....
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Lost Wages, where they had 2 shows a day and an additional matinée on Saturdays, which worked out well because
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as we all know, mama has a squeeze box she wears on her chest and she plays ....
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all night and daddy gets no rest 'cause
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...he is in reality a woman trapped in a man's...
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underpants, looking for a way out she......
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....plausibly deny to maintain her political viability to run for...
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dog catcher in the lowly town of...
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Hope, Arkansas where "is", is a matter of opinion and much .....
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Hope, Arkansas where "is", is a matter of opinion and much .....
more open to interpretation than....
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words like "cigar" or "blue dress" which is why
-
more open to interpretation than....
Hillary's legs... :rotf: .... But enough about the mullet-sporting Senator from ...
*damn FD beat me to the post....without the flow or continuity, my sentence falls flat* :lmao:
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words like "cigar" or "blue dress" which is why
those two items can't be together in.....
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*damn FD beat me to the post....without the flow or continuity, my sentence falls flat* :lmao:
(when that happens to me, I just wait a few minutes for the thread to straighten itself out ;) )
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those two items can't be together in.....
the same sentence, lest we be reminded of 8 disgraceful years in which
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the USA political system was up for sale to the Chicoms and our enemies were told in no uncertain terms that they could attack the USA with no retaliation, leading to 9/11 and
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MIHOP, LIHOP, and the lesser known, IHOP, where they sell the best flapjacks and ....
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you are greeted like a human being but you consume sub-human food which causes one to...
-
be overcome by gastronic gastritis, not to be confused with ....
-
a long and painful night on the toilet where the toilet paper is out and you....
-
have to use some yellow postit notes, hell, you have have to use a lot of postit notes, but your attention is averted when along came a....
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Caballo Loco wondering when the hell happy hour was starting.....
-
when in fact, Schadie started without him, there she was with pouting lips, eager, ....
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to decide wether it was going to be a spanking night or a .....
-
double-whipped cream smuthered all about .....
-
like the creamy filling of a Twinkie, or perhaps some oil...
-
with essence of lavender, a soothing sensual satisfying sensation, but first a
-
scramble to find the essence of lavender oil.......
-
the joi de vie ....
-
more than you can ever imagine...........
-
and yet everything I expected being the demanding bitch that I am, and yet...
-
stunned, breathless and a feeling of..........
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*cough*... it's getting hot in her....
-
delectable.....
-
unmentionables.... then were I to speak would thou be among company fair? Alas... my love... :naughty:
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of course M`lady as it would be an honor and great privilege to be....
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atop a mountain top amidst God's beauty, dressed in flowing white robements, anointed in oil.... Alas, it was the lark who was singing sweet....
:thatsright: LOL
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melodies that seemed to put a jump in everyones
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jumpable locations, but the tweakable poster named Crazy Horse was much too shrewd and he proceeded to....
-
to grab the booze
-
which was inadvertently placed between two ample mounds of an overweight trans-vestite, so as not to wake the foul beast, he gingerly....
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backed away as he realized he was not in the right place
-
and fled to the outstretched arms of Schade, devastatingly beautiful in her flowing white garments, a flowered wreath in her blonde locks, wait a minit... are those elfin ears...?...
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and an old fantasy came to fruition
-
the faerie woman, who is said to be 1500 years young, but doesn't look a day over...
-
25....sooo incredibly lovely and sensual in her.....
-
manner which is often imitated, never duplicated, but wait!..... A farmer from the east coast catches her eye, do you spose he has some fermenting hops which .....
-
might be used to entice her into an encounter that would make her.....
-
a star with swimming pools, sun-glasses, paparazzi and
-
tabloid recaps of her every move, how she yearned for the days when she was a nobody and people cared not where she went, what she did, and who she .....
-
played strip mah jong with and yet
-
her goal in life, seemingly unfulfilled as of this writing, was to merely seize the moment, is that so wrong a desire?..... For it was the ....
-
passion that burned so strong in both of us,that she seize....
-
something.... anything.... anything that has circumference by which she can clutch betwixt her fingers and opposing thumb.....
*oh brother, somebody save this thread!!* :rotf:
-
like a cigar or
-
... well, that's what he said, I knew better, it was not a cigar, it was not a blue dress with a DNA spoil, it simply..... "is".....
-
the moment that the two of us came together and.....
(damn (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/cool18.gif) that was good)
-
discussed the first law of inertia, followed by the 2nd law of acceleration, on to the third law of reciprocal actions when all of a sudden.....
-
all three laws came into play when a Frisbee hit them and it was clear that
-
Newton, while he was quite indisputably the 1660 Frisbee Freestyle Champion in Great Britain, he failed to realize that both light and matter .... mattered..... :tongue:
-
regardless the frisbee didn't work, so the water hose was turned on em..........
-
and suddenly it looked like a scene from a roman orgy, stomping grapes into wine and .....
-
building a big boat with senator's wives (and husbands) as prostitutes and
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shipping them to a toga party hosted by....
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BEG, Schadie, et al and they ..........
-
were rumored to have Thor tied in the dungeon and it was also rumored that he enjoyed this display of .....
-
dwarves in Jello carving watermelons while
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midgets slobbering seemed to touch...
-
a place inside her,one that she had never known or felt before,now she.....
-
knew where she could squirrel away cash for a rainy day....
-
because it was clear life was changing and a lot of rainy days....
-
are the result of global warming and we need the money to pay Algore to make it go away so we
-
can stop measuring the CO released in a cow's fart, which is about the same as the amount released from Hillary's piehole when she...
-
speaks, while that is not as bad as when she.....
-
does in fact break wind, pity the person downwind ...
-
who will not only die but be taxed to and after death which is normal for all dims but particularly
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for the policies of Friction Thighs....
-
whose inner thighs are so frigid that her hubby got frost bite and that is why....
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whose inner thighs are so frigid that her hubby got frost bite and that is why....
.....he went back to knockin boots with his ole girlfriend Rosie Palms who is satisfying but just can't seem to......
-
Beat the Giants when all is on the line, then....
-
in a moment desperation, Former Potus and his li'l Scrotus....
-
decided to take a cross country trip,not imagining what....
-
li'l scotus would do if he were asked to present his papers..... :-)
-
which made lil scotus run and hide, until.....
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it was realized that what lay in wait was a risk worth taking for the wait had been....
-
long and the penal codes a-plenty.... that wasn't half-bad, but when the judge asked to see his briefs..... oy!.... So the li'l scotus became emotionally detached from the ordeal....
*oh dear Lord* :lmao:
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and it just happened like Forrest Gump, lil shrimp, big shrimp, baby shrimp....
-
as another restraining order was added to the pile,yet deep down I knew she....
-
wuz beatin' 'round the bush? ... :-) Honestly fellas, it was the gechee that gets me going at night, not to be confused with the....
-
apparent act she has been putting on,where or who now will I turn....
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to, when I feel the need for release....
-
For the gechee, which she really didn't....
-
fully understand but she is sure that it must be naughty as the day is long.... speaking of which,
-
the long of the dat only happens, oh hell it happens....
-
it happens once in the morning and then again at night, the long really happens at night a lot..... :thatsright:
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making me realize that I must try to get a day job as....
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a male gigolo who services wealthy heiresses, it beats ho'ing the back 40 ...
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making me realize that I must try to get a day job as....
...a Pimp cuz a pimp be slappin bellies with them shawties but also be wearing a jimmy hat cuz.....
-
the head needs to be stylin'....
-
which suddenly dawned on me...THAT was the reason....
-
which suddenly dawned on me...THAT was the reason....
....that I bought them glow in the dark jimmy hats cuz them freaky shawties done went off da chains and said they likes it when.........
-
their heads look radioactive ? :confused: ... I don't speak the homie g language very well, but I am eager to learn under ....
-
some in depth,personal tutoring which will....
-
some in depth,personal tutoring which will....
...be conducted by The Mack who will give Shade some great homie/Pimp-speak tutorials and then give her a bonus lesson in the field of.........
-
Espanol 1-2-3, or the difference between yo muerto and yo estoy muerto... :-)
-
Espanol 1-2-3, or the difference between yo muerto and yo estoy muerto... :-)
....and then will follow up with private lessons in the fine art of.......
-
being a naughty boy who needs a :asssmack: or .... not....? ..... How about.....
-
being a naughty boy who needs a :asssmack: or .... not....? ..... How about.....
....a refresher course in the art of erotic tongue therapy surronding the human body region around.....
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....a refresher course in the art of erotic tongue therapy surronding the human body region around.....
... Bridget the midgets beef pit while enjoying the .....
-
while enjoying the game watching the snot get kicked out of the Packers on their home team...he realized that the Giants might just....
-
get their asses handed to them in the Super Bowl, and get sent....
-
get their asses handed to them in the Super Bowl, and get sent....
...back to New Yawk with their tails between their legs realizing that their win against the Packers was due to Favre showing his age and ..............
-
A.J. Hawk overpuruing the ballcarrier, but then again he is from......
-
a place where overpuruing your ball carrier can be quite hazardous to your.....
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life when you realize that it wasn't Schade, but Hillary
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which was a horror that no man should ever endure for Schade was ....
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the most desired to do the overpuruing (? would someone please tell me WTF that means :lmao:) and Hillary merely performed ballwashing duties at the links, yes deposit your dimpled balls and she'll clean them and shine them until they.....
-
shrivel to nothing,but Schade on the other hand could....
-
make them swell and grow to twice their normal size, of course they would be a most brilliant hue of blue, but that is beside the point, for it is a ....
-
truly a pain that he feels and and something she seems to enjoy, while
-
... JackZip plays with baby sheep and sells candy to ....
-
...his daddy and his uncle, who are the same man because...
-
of that fateful day while hiking in the backwoods of....
-
...of world famous CutnShoot Tx his momma stumbled across...
-
the short bus and was appaled when she saw
-
... rosie o'donnell spooning with a sloth and ...
-
couldn't tell which one was the sloth, so she just assumed......
-
the sloth was really Barbra Streisand who
-
was fresh off an appearance at the....
-
Des Moines Cabbage Festival where she
-
ate cabbage and exlax so she could do her best salad shooter impression for the...
-
... the next two-girl-one-cup audition that will ...
-
RuPaul and Madilyn Albright performing their famous....
-
...transvestite donkey diplomacy Riverdance , to the tune of...
-
...transvestite donkey diplomacy Riverdance , to the tune of...
...."I touch myself" by the artist Divinyls who.....
-
were one hit wonders just like
-
"99 Red Balloons by Nena" or if you prefer..... "Who Let the Dogs Out?" by Baha Men
-
...both of which narrowly missed selection as Hillary Clinton's campaign theme music as she runs for...
-
her life when rosie o'doodoo takes a sudden interest in....
-
her enormous....
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posterior, they say it is so large, one might think a solar eclipse might be occurring, however.....
-
that moon was larger then anyone could....
-
fathom, thank heavens for little round bottoms....
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on willowy and sultry blonde....
-
women who age gracefully and graciously and who seek the finer....
-
things of life such as a warm breeze on a spring night and....
-
making love like wild ferrets atop a feather bed.... :uhsure:
-
(http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/thud.gif) for hours on end and multiple....
-
arousals ensue, a rapture that knows no limits and seemingly.....
-
no end as time after time I....
-
looked for and found freedumb2003 who brought me to heights of rapture hitherfore unknown to womankind which is great because I want it for ME YES ME ME ME ME and then
-
...the batteries wore down in the virtual reality headset so he resumed manually...
-
oh my.... I am just speechless..... look at yur skillz in this thread. :-)
-
which for teh Schade speechlessness is an event that only happens....
-
...in a parallel universe, where Ron Paul is revered as a serious....
-
contender for the US president and Gator loves Jews because...
-
...they are so frugal with our tax dollars subsidizing...
-
lotsa matzah ball soup, not to be confused with ....
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chicken noodle soup with dense matter as a coagulant, although
-
coagulant really looks like a funny word when you stare at it, kind of like ....
-
kaopectate or wankle rotary engine or quibble, but nonetheless
-
the point of this sub-sentence, which has been lost and never recuped, will now evolve into a discussion of Star Trek episode "This Side of Paradise", in which Mr. Spock experiences ....
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LSD and other psychotropics which finally loosened his ass up and he got a chance to nail Nurse Chapel who
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chuckled at his anti-vulcanic impudence, not to be confused with impotence...
(though I believe it was Leila, was it not?)
-
No, it was the butler - cleverly disguised as a large eggplant, so he could ...
-
hide his shortcomings and remain....
-
a Vulcan with a woody who
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resented that Kirk always got laid....
-
by alien women who ...
-
were green and hot but Spock had one thing that Kirk didn't and that was
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a throbbing desire to play 3 dimensional chess with a klingon...
-
while naked. But this presented its own problems, because ...
-
in a dress with the oddly ambivilant name of "Jess" who played mah jong like a demon but whose weakness was
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eating peanuts while mocking elephants. This seriously infuriated the elephants who ...
-
...trumpeted their concerns about slurs against the "gray people" to the ...
-
ACLU, but they were too busy defending...
-
the rights of lounge lizards who had accidentally ...
-
...forgotten their fake ID's as they attempted to.....
-
get in to the 21 and older Mah Jong club where they
-
unwind to the sounds of....
-
depeche mode and
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cracked open a 3 pound tub of chocolate chip cookie dough and...
-
proceeded to roll in it like some kind of dough-addled schnauzer with
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Turette's syndrome, which is why they all ...
-
blurted out obscenities at inappropriate times while in...
-
...the throes of an attack of the vapors, they began to remove their...
-
clothing in such a manner as to reveal their big healthy...
-
clothing in such a manner as to reveal their big healthy...
....chi chi's and kootchies which were quite...........
-
chichi and kootchi, which in swahili means
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chichi and kootchi, which in swahili means
..perky and trimmed but with a tad bit of.........
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baby fat which actually can look good if it
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baby fat which actually can look good if it...
Is photographed in a soft light...
-
or on a big babe who is dressed like
-
Llamas.
-
'zounds, did dutch just end our sentence....?..... :lmao:
Hurry, someone do something quick, say something, anything.....
-
and the llamas started to spit which reminded...
-
Schade that it was time for her evening shower.....
-
so as I was waiting,holding the towel....
-
Schade, such a sneak, slipped out the back and in slipped Maddy Albright, in all her splendor....
-
...looking even more attractive after her Helen Thomas makeover, including a cosmetically reconstructed...
-
'Torsenfletcher' ... which loosely translated means ...
-
something I do not dare repeat, lest I be looked at as....
-
uncouth and unsubtle, but suffice it to say
-
that it's working better now than it did. Except for the ...
-
fletchin'.... the fletchin has never felched properly, fricking felcher fletchin..... :whatever:
-
so it was obvious that a fix was in order but....
-
it seemed apparent that the removal of the feckendorfer.... (er Torsenfletcher :-)) was rather complicated....
-
but certainly not impossible,only requiring a sensative.....
-
probe ....
-
and touch,which....
-
...completely fouled the frizzen, resulting in the deadly...
-
kindles snitch which feeds on
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fissure of the frizzen, which frankly frucked up the torsen....
-
and the alcohol was then taken away before Schade made a complete.....
-
circle around the men, eye-balling each one of her prospective suitors... who shall it be, who shall it be? ... :lmao: It appears there is a swarthy sailor named CH who is in desperate need of a ....
-
:beathorse:
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which of course means "hitting a saddled wart hog" and is an analogy for
-
I'm not ready yet....
changing attire......
there........
(http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7238/dominatrixlq0.jpg)
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which of course made every guy dress up as a wart hog so she
-
decided to wake from this wild dream, get her fuzzy robe and slippers on, scratch her ass :lmao:, and shuffle to the coffee maker.....
-
where some Kopi Luwak awaited her, along with
-
along with the civet who passed the beans..... fresh coffee..... hmmmmmm...... she thought to herself...
-
while pouring herself a cup and point the remote at the
-
widescreen TV in the boudoir, tittering in anticipation as an anime crocodilian displayed his...
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derby and cane since we know Wally Gator is the greatest operator in the swamp and he is also
-
...keenly aware of his tax dollars going to support the...
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Free whipings of caballo loco
-
for wearing his red, white, and blue yarmulke to the....
-
to the annual CAIR convention where the upset ragheads.....
-
were converted by the pictures of three lovely ladies meeting.....
-
and crying for freedumb being missing although
-
their thoughts were still captivated by a farm boy....
-
... doing something strange with a sheep. Upon closer inspection...
-
the sheep was a donkey, representing....
-
all that is wrong in the world, namely the
-
socialist democratic party with its candidates who are both to the left of
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chavez, but on to more important business of the day, namely the 1st normal form ....
-
of a relational expression having 0 to n resultant tuples, which as everyone knows is
-
as sensual as speaking a romance language to schadie, for out across the endless sea
I would die in ecstasy...
-
or maybe swatting CH's behinder would suffice...
-
to spark a night of ecstasy and agony, which of course is what Shade wants as shown by
-
the way she punishes me with her
-
feminine wiles and ways which she uses to incredible
-
and boundless rapture, for it is a skill passed down to her by her gypsy....
-
heritage along with those special dances that she performs when...
-
heritage along with those special dances that she performs when...
she steals the hearts of her admirers while stealing money from their coin purses... a pick pocket she is, the worst kind imaginable,
-
all the while not realizing how freely we would give to her so she didn`t have to steal but yet....
-
her curious hands searching, groping, was just too much that even he couldn't ...... :-)
-
resist her sweet charms and the sensuous way she looks at me all the while...
-
scribbling her most intimate thoughts on parchment, yes, this is a love story that will...
-
be written in the stars, the planets, the meteors, the comets, and some galaxies, since it has everything a love story needs, such as
-
a gorgeous blond lady who was as smart as she was...
-
spaceless space, timeless time and endless endlessness... is that not the enduring nature of true love ? ....
-
he asked himself, knowing in his heart that true love is planted in the human heart by the gods to test the mettle of everyone, and, armed with this knowledge he
-
was resolute and steadfast in his quest to comprehend and ....
-
translate everything Schadenfreude posts, which is no small task, since it requires
-
the ability to see the deep meaning in her words as well as to gaze deeply....
-
into your navel to find inspiration, persperation, lint and
-
that lost library book from 1982....
-
which was titled "Sex and the single/married/or other girl" and was certainly worth the $197.83 in library fines, since it clarified
-
how books and belly button lint can co-exist in a moist environment without out too much....
-
difficulty which reminded me of the reasons that summed up the longing for sch...
-
enmity, although there is always that Darwinian struggle for survival, which explains the small civilizations known to spring from belly-buttons, and that explains
-
their extinction, for when one springs from a lint ball, one can never shed that imdie stigma that is so often the downfall of great....
-
liberals, which is sad since we really can't list any, but some day the lint life-forms will gather and unite and then we will see
-
a ronulan invasion disguised as conservatism, oh wait a second.... :lmao:..... the premise is silly. everyone knows that behind every great lint ball is a ....
Free, have you gone nuts with me? :mental: :lmao:
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a belly button -- the big question is always "innie"vs. "outie" since we know Dr. Nutz prefers
(If you go nuts, I'll be by your side.)
-
things that are "out there", but whether or not he likes an outie with a big lint fluff.... I do not know, but it sure makes for interesting Sunday topics on an otherwise slow....
-
and uneventful day but suddenly it occurs to me that schade....
-
probably has an "innie" -- she just has that look -- and of course when you have an "innie" it means
-
an outie is just what you need to feel complete... pen in hand, Schade has another inspiration for a limeric....
There once was un homme from France...
-
who taught his outie to dance
-
the samba was daunting, the tango too flaunting....
-
and his hotness set fire to his pants
-
and his hotness set fire to his pants
:lmao:
-
which was something Schade was realizing her responsibility....
-
And as such owning her part in the small fire, proceeded to pat it out, the only way she knew how which was...
-
And as such owning her part in the small fire, proceeded to pat it out, the only way she knew how which was...
with a deep sensual massage, followed by a tongue-bath, which, given the heat...
-
was hot enough to melt the polar ice cap thus contributing to global warming in a major way....prompted AlGore to....
-
be a dumbass hypocrite and a idiot of the
-
moonbat masses... but enuf already, whenever I see you, it makes me want to paddle sump'n....
-
...of the normal liberal extraction, and that brought out Bill Clinton who...
-
incidently wrote the book on ...
-
..cigar sex but now at an older age can only indulge in.....
-
an inflatable rubber doll with a cigar-sized....
-
cigar, no not a bubble gum cigar, a real cuban ceegar, the kind that would make Castro....
-
yearn for the days when he was just a pretty good baseball player instead of giving 6 hour speeches which, for the most part,
-
smells of old socks and butt...
-
but enough about SnuggleBunnny so we can concentrate on
-
the passionate plumlike perfectly pure, peachy protuberance of....
:thatsright: :banghead: (I luv snuggles )
-
pulchritudinous prowess provided by the CC peaches when probed by
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the perfectly primped projectile protuberance ....
pulchritudinous ... now that is a word!
-
presumed to be prepared for predictive productivity
(hehe)
-
and yet subtley simplistic in its sensuality ....
-
since subtlety is synonymous with salaciousness and sincere sources of soaring simple soundness
-
boobies and beer, it all you really...
-
need in life if you are a man.... if you are a woman, you must have more, we always want more more more..... and more.... more and more.... more, more.... and more.... *slap* :lmao:
-
which is, of course, for shade, foreplay...
-
and it's exasperating, exhiliarating, exhausting and exciting ... not to mention ecstatic and exceptional..... till it has reached expiry... at which time she wants more.... more and more....more more more.... and ..... you got it .....MORE! :tongue:
-
which little did Schade imagine was my middle name :naughty: but could she really....
-
hook up with a man named Mr. Carl More Isbetter? :lmao:
-
yes...yes...OH GOD YES!! was soon heard as the answer as she...
-
scribbled more erotic ramblings on her notepad, twirling her hair with her finger and gazing dreamingly at her one love, her....
-
only reason it seemed for going on for he meant...
-
little but said...
-
much, which produced the desired effect of
-
not much noise but great meaning, Ahhhhh...... I love me some quiet and....
-
restful evenings hen the shadows get long and the ice tinkles in the drinks and for a moment the day pauses for you to finally, FINALLY catch up with it, and that's the time
-
when me old tired body cries for slumber and I barely have enough energy to shuffle off to bed, once there.... :evillaugh:
-
she releases herself to my gentle caress and the kisses all over...
-
her trembling body..... :uhsure:
-
which writhed in the thrilling ecstasy of anticipation, until she remembered -- "damn, the laundry! the dry rinse cycle will be any moment now" but through shut eyes she
-
dreamt of a place without clothes and therefore no laundry (sheesh, come to think of it, no lint balls either), a place where ....
-
the ecstacy of unbridled passion could be realized,leading to...
-
she faked it...
-
the whites are brights are brighter and the bolds are bolder and cheers are cheerier and that isn't even talking about clothes, since she knows in her hear of hearts that
-
a limerick I once penned which went like thus...
There once was a man from Nantucket
-
who asked a young girl just to sucket?
-
she bequeathed him to granny
who was dressed like a tranny
-
and then jacked him off in a bucket!
-
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Very creative, I humbly .... :bow:
-
and while she was bowing....
:uhsure:
-
his oar she was rowing
-
she rowed, rowed, rowed, rowed
till her legs bowed
-
but then she got P.O.d so she
-
complained a bit because she went to bed frustrated then couldn't be creative in the morning.....
-
but then again who can, so instead she squared her shoulders and got ready to meet a hump-day, which in her case takes on new meaning because
-
hump day is before Valentine's day and not during.....
-
because she is all pissed off that the roses were not quite right so she....
-
cut the flowers off and sent the thorny stems to
-
Hillary so that she could do unthinkable things to Bill with them because he....
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realized his sins as an agent, not only of Satan but as the Obama 666 coalition, which caused some discord since Hillary had his balls in a lock box and
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she swallowed the key....
*I'll be back tomorrow- I'm tired, good night free :-* *
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in her best Monica impersonation,without the.....
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skankiness though,but alas I don`t think Schade cares for me any longer :( as she no longer....
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.... horse hockey! ... Schade has been under the weather.... let's steer this sentence back to the sensuous literary dance that nymphos like myself engage in....
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after the snow but before the rain, when her hair shimmers like
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after the snow but before the rain, when her hair shimmers like
a tinfoil hat, which was on the head of...
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...every DUmmy on DU, because they think tinfoil can protect them from...
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the feminine wiles of Schade,however I am willing....
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to try a tinfoil thong if that is what it takes to
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draw her back here although it might cause.....
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air traffic control to lose control for a few hours, but that is OK since
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a few hours with Schade will make for a good....
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inspiration for a soft porn novelette in Good Housekeeping ..... :lmao:
*I am sorry for being absent and neglectful*
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where she wears a frilly apron and that is about it while she sings songs from "Little Shop Of Horrors" while she
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dances and seduces.....
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...and quilts in a distinctly butch fashion with her good friend...
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the notorious brown eyed lesbian from Texas.... :lmao:
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which suddenly brings an interesting element into.....
(just damn :hyper:)
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an otherwise pure thread but now that we
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the intrigue surrounding Schade and Brown Eyed Girl.... are they closet lesbians? are they sexy nymphomaniacs?.... what ARE they? ......
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but then we find them playing Mah Jong in the pantry with
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but then we find them playing Mah Jong in the pantry with
Colonel Mustard, who knows all the cheats....
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especially when he ends up in the kitchen with Miss Scarlett, who looks a heck of a lot like BEG but acts like Schade, which means she
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You tell me.... what does it mean? (http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/images/smilies/eyebrows.gif)
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...did it in the bedroom with the candlestick...
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(http://www.foruminternationaltalk.com/forum/images/smilies/eyebrows.gif)
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Everyone knows that he did it in the conservatory with the wrench, er rather the wench? ...
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..said Colonel Fudd, as he searched for the wascally wabbit who...
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wan into twouble when his wife wan away with a wastfawian in awuba
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weally made him enwaged and angwy.......
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i'm sowwy for the wedundant weply.... weally weally sowwy....
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Eaaah, dat's OK, Doc, besides I gotta date tonight with Jeannie, she's a light brown...
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hare? Where were we...?....
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...we were there, we are here and we are going to...
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return from whence we came, then after that we will....
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rise up and once again take on the.....
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bunnies and the ptarmigans who, for too long have tried to rule the world when we know the real rulers are
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...The VRWC, who is planning to...
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spray anti-bunny and anti-ptarmigan mists in the airs and secure the planet for its real rulers -- the CATZ -- who will then
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lick their furry little nutz and look on as...
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the humans that serve them run frantically....
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to get the required catnip and mouse toys to keep our Lords and Masters content so they don't
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...destroy us all with...
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their laser eyes and invisible butt secks, which as well know causes
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the wimmin folk to run screaming.....
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just like in the old country when we used to
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run nekkid through the fields every spring trying to draw the attention of.....
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Schade, who just batted her eyelashes and smiled, all the while thinking
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it's Tuesday, why not? :tongue:
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which is closer then I usually get to.....
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this,which alas now seems my fate unless....
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freedumb shows up (*da da da da daaaa*) to save the thread since we know his sinewy and straight countenance brings fear to to teh ghey opponents who can only applaud appreciatively and
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bow in front of him,which makes one wonder what is really .......
:lmao:
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going to happen to this post if we cannot find some one who can write and make sense....
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sensual schadenfreude slips secretly by and subtley sings a sonnet of ....
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onthedge and in my arms till the day I.....
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c u again.... :tongue:
*where have you been my sweet?*
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she said, while unwrapping a candy cane she still had from Christmas, all the while
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the men looked on mesmerized as she licked the candy stick....
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the way her mama taught her, which was to
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never bite or chew on the candy stick while
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onthege was in the room, it seems so painful in some odd way and
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yet in all that pain was satisfaction, the satisfaction of knowing .....
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that he was in great pain, which meant that
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he was a tad kinky, but not so kinky as....
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that chick he knew of-- what was her name? Skady, Freudeshade, Shadyfriend?, something like that, who is famous on 5 internets for her famous kinkosity, which specialized in
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teasing furries with feathers while freedumb, dressed like an organ grinder monkey , played a tune on his.... :uhsure:
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organ -- what else? -- and that tune was "play me" which was also used for
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Schades nightly ritual in which she strummed her own banjo... :evillaugh: :lmao:
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and beat her own bongos, much to the admiration of the entire neighborhood who wondered at her ability to
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strike harmony with herself but more importantly...
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to show the world that there is only one thing worse than playing alone... and that is .... playing with herself...? .... :hammer: :lmao:
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because that is the only way to have safe anything in today's world, but that doesn't stop our
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silliness, but what it does prove is that we are remiss to finish a thought in this forsaken thread....
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which will indeed be the end of us all, but despite that, post we do, because, well
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we might just find that certain someone, or that certain somethin' somethin' that will keep us warm at night....
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even thought sometimes we can't tell the someone from the something but that is just part of being
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indiscriminate and easy.... Oh! What was that sound I heard over yonder, I do believe it is a ...
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fugue.... :tongue:
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which, sadly, is what we hear when someone says "fugue you" but fortunately we, who have been to Jamaica and Puerto Vallarta have learned new words for these concepts, foremost is
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a word of somewhat suspicious origins meaning....
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yet only you know the true meaning of which I speak...
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and the language of love being universal and all that.... it requires no translation...
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indeed,as it manifests itself in mysterious ways,always unsure....
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but never awkward... it just is.....
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sometimes heartbreaking yet other times.....
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it leads to more serious crimes....
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such as mopery and dopery on the high seas and
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then you realize that it
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was just a ruse to get attention, which is OK, since we know
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it was really just a manipulation of your real purpose, which was
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a ruse, a deceit, nothing more, nothing less than mimicry of the real cause, but
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we in the gallery know better and have come to the conclusion that
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this thread has been dormant for too long and Schade needs to play, so gather ye rosebuds ...
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Subtrafugue? :fuelfire:
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Subtrafugue? :fuelfire:
He asked while looking under his fuge for his
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IPOD BECAUSE THE mEREL Haggard song had ended ...
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IPOD BECAUSE THE mEREL Haggard song had ended ...
and he knew Wayland was up next which was important because
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ANY GUY FROM THE rED hEADED sTRANGER ALBUM WAS
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better qualified to lead this country than ....
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That old White house roof pot smokin coot ...
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That old White house roof pot smokin coot ...
(which if course does not imply coon) who is known for
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Huntin
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and scritchin' :-)
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and bellyachin'
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Bout dem bones
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which gonna rise, dem bones dat gonna rise and that is good because
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being the cracka man, ima gettin my whiteface on....
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...just like Al Jolson did the blackface singin' 'bout his...
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mammy of course! .... lest we forget....
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how every man love dat (Daze)mammy
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and if you daze mammy you stays mammy
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but if you plays mammy, that would mean a double whammy...
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Which is what teh Dem/libs are gonna get in novemba
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by "gonna get", I hope you mean a big old bitch slap upside their overly coifed coifs....
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by "gonna get", I hope you mean a big old bitch slap upside their overly coifed coifs....
Why does the Sarge like to Bitch slap Right Wingers at a Conservative Forum since were talkin bitchslap
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by "gonna get", I hope you mean a big old bitch slap upside their overly coifed coifs....
Why does the Sarge like to Bitch slap Right Wingers at a Conservative Forum since were talkin bitchslap
Both of you guys need to ignore one another...
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by "gonna get", I hope you mean a big old bitch slap upside their overly coifed coifs....
Why does the Sarge like to Bitch slap Right Wingers at a Conservative Forum since were talkin bitchslap
You are truly a Female forum yoda !(Thanx)
Both of you guys need to ignore one another...
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by "gonna get", I hope you mean a big old bitch slap upside their overly coifed coifs....
Why does the Sarge like to Bitch slap Right Wingers at a Conservative Forum since were talkin bitchslap
Both of you guys need to ignore one another...
Can we get back to the sentence? Until this reincarnation we have been able to continue it without side talk, much less having to deal with people with bad attitudes and questionable qualifications (and you know I don't mean you for the latter, hun).
Schade -- care to restart?
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But of course....
The physician said 'Hmmmm' as he probed Obama's ear and pulled out....
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potato's
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potato's
,,,,,but then correctly found it to be bovine excrement which explains why.........
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His full of**** and Schade harnessed....
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Her man up and added the dog collar chain so she could
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keep a close, close eye on him and his habits -- even that terrible
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mAGENTA PAJAMAS OUTFIT
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and Colonel Klink's monacle, but let's not forget.....
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the halo on his head that covers up
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cool hairstyle like Gunthers :fuelfire: