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The Magistrate. Master Troll Hunter General.
« on: April 24, 2012, 10:17:42 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002602552

Starts off with the story in Alabama of a white man assaulted by a mob of blacks. The tail quickly turns into the writing style of the article. Then this:

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2. You Know, Son, If You See Your Shadow You Hibernate Six More Years....

Last edited Tue Apr 24, 2012, 10:44 AM USA/ET - Edit history (1)

Hell of a thing to break silence over.

"What was your name in the States? Was it Wilson, or Johnson, or Bates?"


MTHG alludes to the fact that the OP has a low post count over a long period of time. THUS- a TROLL!

 
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11. Hundred-Seventy-Odd Posts Over At Least Nine Years, Sir

Last edited Tue Apr 24, 2012, 10:46 AM USA/ET - Edit history (1)

We used to view such a profile as a probable stealth troll or sock-puppet, especially when it popped up with imflammatory material....

On edit: I think I see what caught your eye, and have fixed it. Bad form to botch a jest, however serious it is meant. Working in a lap-tip, and the cursor jumps about sometimes without my noticing.

Of course, the DUmp rules say you cannot call out another poster for low post count alone.

 
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28. And Now We Do Not, Sir

And that is a fact that seemed to me worth pointing out at the start. We used to have rules against flame-bait, too.

because posting the truth, the truth not approved by DU, is flamebate.

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17. Maybe he did get beat up by 20 people

and then again maybe he did not. I will wait and see these 20 suspects first. And 'fuss' can mean a lot of different things imo.

Yup. obviously not a 'true' story. Pictures are fake.




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Re: The Magistrate. Master Troll Hunter General.
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2012, 10:36:05 AM »
This..."sir and Ma'dam" crap is annoying as hell. What an ass this guy is.
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Re: The Magistrate. Master Troll Hunter General.
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2012, 10:43:51 AM »
Quote from: BEG on April 24, 2012, 10:36:05 AM
This..."sir and Ma'dam" crap is annoying as hell. What an ass this guy is.

     Just goes to show you, there are a million ways to get chicks in this world.
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Re: The Magistrate. Master Troll Hunter General.
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2012, 10:49:33 AM »
Quote from: BEG on April 24, 2012, 10:36:05 AM
This..."sir and Ma'dam" crap is annoying as hell. What an ass this guy is.

It's what he says to his dominant . . . so it just bleeds over into his DU persona.
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Re: The Magistrate. Master Troll Hunter General.
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2012, 10:51:34 AM »
Quote from: BEG on April 24, 2012, 10:36:05 AM
This..."sir and Ma'dam" crap is annoying as hell. What an ass this guy is.

I think TheMenstrate is trying to out-condescend Nadin.

This is a recent development if his. He didn't always use this device, IIRC.

It definitely makes me want to stab him in the face with an electric drill.

Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 24, 2012, 10:49:33 AM
It's what he says to his dominant . . . so it just bleeds over into his DU persona.

heh
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Re: The Magistrate. Master Troll Hunter General.
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2012, 10:56:24 AM »
Quote from: BEG on April 24, 2012, 10:36:05 AM
This..."sir and Ma'dam" crap is annoying as hell. What an ass this guy is.
Funny you should say that. I heard a compliment almost identical  from a supermodel ultra hot chick once. As I was walking away, she said "What an ass". I only regret I need a mirror to admire it.
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Re: The Magistrate. Master Troll Hunter General.
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2012, 11:15:02 AM »
Quote from: BEG on April 24, 2012, 10:36:05 AM
This..."sir and Ma'dam" crap is annoying as hell. What an ass this guy is.

I've always taken it to be a passive-aggressive attempt to project a superiority which doesn't exist, even compared to the DUmmies.
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Re: The Magistrate. Master Troll Hunter General.
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2012, 11:19:17 AM »
If he's that good, why hasn't he caught on that I'm a MIRT mole?

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Re: The Magistrate. Master Troll Hunter General.
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2012, 11:19:54 AM »
Quote from: Aristotelian on April 24, 2012, 11:15:02 AM
I've always taken it to be a passive-aggressive attempt to project a superiority which doesn't exist, even compared to the DUmmies.
Excellent observation. It also gives me an insight into the cryptic saw the libs love to use "truth to power".
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Re: The Magistrate. Master Troll Hunter General.
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2012, 11:27:01 AM »
IIRC, TheMenstrate was 100% behind the Pittstain lie of 24 business hours and kept hounding OldLefty Lawyer about her knowledge of the facts.

 
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Re: The Magistrate. Master Troll Hunter General.
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2012, 12:50:16 PM »
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He didn't always use this device, IIRC.

  Oh yes he has.  Ever since I've been here.  I hate him so much, I can't even bring myself to nominate him in the DOTY awards.  As BFDU said, "Sir, I hope, sir, that you, sir, choke on a dick, sir." 
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Re: The Magistrate. Master Troll Hunter General.
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2012, 01:11:50 PM »
Ban told him to, in so many words, "Go pound sand, biotch!"  :rotf:

He starts out with a quintessential BTG post/reply about amending the 2nd amendment (scroll down to 182):

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002598809

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182. NOt only that, that's why the 2nd Amendment needs to be severely amended itself.

We must eliminate ALL gun ownership by citizens. Pure and simple.

And look who comes out and struts his stuff...

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183. This Is Performance Art, Sir, Is It Not?

It's all right, you can tell me....

Ooooo...fight-eeng!! words...

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185. ???

Seriously... I have no idea what you are pontificating...

Ha ha ha...

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187. The Safe Answer, Sir, But Hardly The Bold, Slashing Answer That Would Live Up To Your Billing....

So apparently His Radiance is not impressed with Ban's remark...

(For your edification, here is Magistrate's "signature" being referred to below: "When things are not called by their right names, what is said cannot make sense. When what is said does not make sense, what is planned cannot succeed. When plans do not succeed, people become uneasy. When people are uneasy, punishments do not fit crimes. When punishments do not fit crimes, people cannot know where to put hand or foot."

Ergo, Ban must get medieval on his ass...

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200. Then change your signature

I come out and boldly demand the end of the republican party, so we can have a TRUE democracy that embraces several political parties and diversity of different, healthy progressive values. Your own signature illustrates the absurdity of NOT simplifying problems down to their basic tenets, which is this: The republican party is the basis for ALL that is evil in this country; therefore, it is the basis for ALL that is evil on the planet. EVERY problem can be traced directly and completely to its genesis because of the oppressive, gregarious involvement and sponsorship by the 1%'ers residing solely within the GOP, and it must be banned posthaste. THEN your signature will have lived to its reputation.

THERE's the Ban we know and cherish! :lol:

Now the Magistrate goes off the deep end...

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201. And That, Sir, Strikes Me As A Piece Of Performance Art

Crafted to create a niche from which deliciously absurd things can be said, that would strike any politically aware person, or any person of moderate or middling tendencies, as ridiculous or even repellent, and so with a tendency to, if noticed, reduce support for left and progressive positions and persons. An excess of creative energy and an impish sense of humor is one possible explanation,; there are others....

"Don't try and teach your grandmother to suck eggs."

Guess BTG is done...

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208. Brilliant. Just Brilliant.

I don't understand a word you wrote, but it bespeaks to your true analytical wit and utter intellectual magnificence. A prose worthy of your name.

That, Sire, is my last encroachment upon your royal self. As the most bodacious image from my youth states...



Anyway, a classic DUmpmonkey fight. Worthy of popcorn and, say, a bag of cheetos...
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Re: The Magistrate. Master Troll Hunter General.
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2012, 01:12:05 PM »
Quote from: Karin on April 24, 2012, 12:50:16 PM
   As BFDU said, "Sir, I hope, sir, that you, sir, choke on a dick, sir." 

It'll be a strap-on, mark my words. 

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Re: The Magistrate. Master Troll Hunter General.
« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2012, 01:13:14 PM »
How The magistrate sees himself:



How the rest of the world sees The Magistrate

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Re: The Magistrate. Master Troll Hunter General.
« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2012, 01:45:06 PM »
The Masturbate is a lying, dishonest sack of shit, and all the pretentiousness, stilted prose and Googled quotations in the world can't change that.
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Re: The Magistrate. Master Troll Hunter General.
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2012, 01:57:41 PM »
Quote from: dandi on April 24, 2012, 01:45:06 PM
The Masturbate is a lying, dishonest sack of shit, and all the pretentiousness, stilted prose and Googled quotations in the world can't change that.


     He's a monocled wannabe British asshole. Eat shit, Sir, and die, Sir.
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Re: The Magistrate. Master Troll Hunter General.
« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2012, 02:30:24 PM »
Quote from: BEG on April 24, 2012, 10:36:05 AM
This..."sir and Ma'dam" crap is annoying as hell. What an ass this guy is.

Yes it is.  There are times when I just scroll past his replies because of it.
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Re: The Magistrate. Master Troll Hunter General.
« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2012, 02:35:43 PM »
That was funny, GOPCongress, thanks for bringing it over. 

He's the absolute worst on the Yugo Chavez threads.  I read through one, partially, and wanted to twist my head off. 
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Re: The Magistrate. Master Troll Hunter General.
« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2012, 02:41:20 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on April 24, 2012, 10:43:51 AM
     Just goes to show you, there are a million ways to get chicks in this world.

Indeed. It worked for Marcie..


 
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Re: The Magistrate. Master Troll Hunter General.
« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2012, 05:09:23 PM »
Quote from: miskie on April 24, 2012, 02:41:20 PM
Indeed. It worked for Marcie..


 

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Re: The Magistrate. Master Troll Hunter General.
« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2012, 06:12:12 PM »
I think Jim's changed his behavior for the worst--it was never good, but it's gotten worse--the past several months.

Decades of being the "m" part of "s/m" can do that to one.
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Re: The Magistrate. Master Troll Hunter General.
« Reply #21 on: April 24, 2012, 06:14:55 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 24, 2012, 06:12:12 PM
I think Jim's changed his behavior for the worst--it was never good, but it's gotten worse--the past several months.

Decades of being the "m" part of "s/m" can do that to one.


"Thank you sir, may I have another" has clearly been beaten (or thrust) into his head. Or some other part of his body.
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Re: The Magistrate. Master Troll Hunter General.
« Reply #22 on: April 24, 2012, 07:02:10 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 24, 2012, 06:12:12 PM
I think Jim's changed his behavior for the worst--it was never good, but it's gotten worse--the past several months.

Decades of being the "m" part of "s/m" can do that to one.

 :lmao: :lmao:

First time I ever heard of the man/woman/whatever.    

Trying to visualise him, kind of  an English gay tailor to the Palace.  Or the Captain of the HMS Pinafore.
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Re: The Magistrate. Master Troll Hunter General.
« Reply #23 on: April 24, 2012, 07:04:43 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on April 24, 2012, 07:02:10 PM
:lmao: :lmao:

First time I ever heard of the man/woman/whatever.    

Trying to visualise him, kind of  an English gay tailor to the Palace.  Or the Captain of the HMS Pinafore.

Jim's actually an older guy, maybe in his mid-60s.

His wife on Skins's island is "SheWhoShallBeObeyed," or some monicker like that.

He's squishy; loves to be "punished."

Ass.
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Re: The Magistrate. Master Troll Hunter General.
« Reply #24 on: April 24, 2012, 09:14:47 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 24, 2012, 07:04:43 PM
Jim's actually an older guy, maybe in his mid-60s.

His wife on Skins's island is "SheWhoShallBeObeyed," or some monicker like that.

He's squishy; loves to be "punished."

Ass.

He has a WIFE, male or female ???? He kind of reminds me of a Gay Kissinger, not what he says but the way he says it.   Right out of Charles Dickens novels, the low class trying to up themselves by acting like their master.
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