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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Chris_ on October 11, 2010, 11:46:56 PM
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Courtesy of today's DUmmies FUnnies Columbus Day celebration thread (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2605739/posts) and commenter Choose Ye This Day.
We Are #1! #1 in Right-Wing Attacks Against Us! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9299138)
Alan Grayson Donating Member (1 posts) Mon Oct-11-10 11:59 PM
Original message
I feel so proud!
I must be doing something right.
This is my first term in Congress. I have no seniority. I don’t sit on the most powerful committees, like the Appropriations Committee or the Ways and Means Committee. I’m not a member of the Democratic Leadership. So why would these right-wing groups spend nearly 20 percent of their entire national budget to try to defeat me?
Because I can’t be bought. I won’t do what they tell me to do. And I won’t back down.
There are 12,000 registered federal lobbyists. That’s more than 20 for every member of Congress. From Election Night onward, they try to buy you. And if they can’t buy you, then they try to bury you. Which is what is happening now.
My vote is not for sale.
I owe nothing to anyone but the voters. I won’t go to the lobbyists for help. That’s why they’re trying to take me out. The only one to whom I can turn is . . . you.
Etc, etc. Blah, blah.
Predictably, the DUmmies respond. It's not really worth reading, but here are the response titles:
Spit in their eye... kentuck Oct-12-10 12:02 AM #1
Joe Kennedy used to say, when the dogs are barking, you know you're winning. EFerrari Oct-12-10 12:04 AM #2
FDR - I welcome their hatred. OregonBlue Oct-12-10 12:05 AM #3
Wow...! ClusterFreak Oct-12-10 12:07 AM #4
Welcome Alan Angry Dragon Oct-12-10 12:08 AM #5
Now that you've got their attention... Ozymanithrax Oct-12-10 12:09 AM #6
welcome to DU.... mike_c Oct-12-10 12:10 AM #7
Welcome to DU cal04 Oct-12-10 12:14 AM #8
YOU are my rep. givemebackmycountry Oct-12-10 12:16 AM #9
You are doing it so right Grayson, I can't say enough good tavalon Oct-12-10 12:17 AM #10
You're doing everything right. Lugnut Oct-12-10 12:19 AM #11
You MUST be doing something right. Hissyspit Oct-12-10 12:22 AM #12
Welcome to DU, Congressman! MrScorpio Oct-12-10 12:23 AM #13
Welcome, Sir! jmondine Oct-12-10 12:24 AM #14
So, is that really you or someone who used your name tavalon Oct-12-10 12:24 AM #15
Wow. Welcome to DU proud2BlibKansan Oct-12-10 12:26 AM #16
"I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made." FDR lumberjack_jeff Oct-12-10 12:28 AM #17
No offense Mr. Grayson, but shouldn't you be trying to get reelected Arkana Oct-12-10 12:36 AM #18
You have one hell of a voting record. Welcome to DU, person who may or may not be Alan Grayson the redcoat Oct-12-10 12:40 AM #19
If you ARE Alan Grayson, it is indeed an honor. Joe Fields Oct-12-10 12:40 AM #20
Yada yada. Nothing really interesting, other than Alan Grayson finally found his way to the DUmp where he belongs.
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That's my mole......
Just kidding :).
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If that really is Grayson how pitiful and desperate he is.
Pretty much an even bigger fool then one already thought as mining the DUmp for donations is like looking in the lion cage for left over meat...you won`t find any.
These are your ilk Alan,every thought starts with "gimme".
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I wonder what his regular DU name is?
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I wonder what his regular DU name is?
Stinky? :lmao: :rotf: :tongue: :fuelfire:
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KansasVoter (1000+ posts) Tue Oct-12-10 08:07 AM
Response to Original message
89. You and Franken need to run for president!
:lmao: :whatever:
I think there can only be one. Anyway, a whole bunch of WELCOME!!! YOU RAWK!!! and not a whole bunch of "I donated!"
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Looks like he'll fit right in with the rest of the wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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That's my mole......
Just kidding :).
Yes, you are since that is *MY* mole!
Ya hear that lurking DUmmys, *MY* mole...
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That's my mole......
Just kidding :).
:lmao:
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Looks like he'll fit right in with the rest of the wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Hey, c'mon now! At least the scum and villainy at the Mos Eisley Spaceport had a purpose in life.
:-)
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he's fund raising off of them. what's the old saying about a fool and his money? (and politico said none of the things he said they did)
right now, the unhappiest person in the world is $kinner. all of his dummies are about to blow their lunch money, and he has another quarterly donation drive around the corner.
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:lmao:
http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2010/10/alan-grayson-enters-dummieland-to-beg.html
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Whoever is running against Grayson should be informed that the nincompoop is posting at the DUmp. His opponent could have an absolute field day with him.
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Whoever is running against Grayson should be informed that the nincompoop is posting at the DUmp. His opponent could have an absolute field day with him.
You're right about that! Isn't this the DUmbass (Alan Grayson) who made up that horrible commercial about his opponent saying "Women should submit to him ..." When in fact he said the opposite and they cut off the first part of the statement?
KC
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Whoever is running against Grayson should be informed that the nincompoop is posting at the DUmp. His opponent could have an absolute field day with him.
there's a good idea. "your opponent, alan grayson, is posting at the internet website where they alleged that george bush caused the sumatra tsunami because "his bombs" in iraq and afghanistan had damaged the earth."
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If anyone belongs at the dump it is Grayson. What a fat sack of crap.
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I see adbot read his post.
(http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CNyfpaPYoc_iwwEQrAIY7wEyCBOdTGNrAANW)
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I see adbot read his post.
(http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CNyfpaPYoc_iwwEQrAIY7wEyCBOdTGNrAANW)
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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there's a good idea. "your opponent, alan grayson, is posting at the internet website where they alleged that george bush caused the sumatra tsunami because "his bombs" in iraq and afghanistan had damaged the earth."
His opponent is Daniel Webster, and the NY Times projects a 68% chance that Webster will beat Grayson.
http://elections.nytimes.com/2010/house/florida/8
Here is Webster's website:
http://www.electwebster.com/
I absolutely don't have the time to contact his staff or him, but I think it would be worth it if someone can.
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If anyone belongs at the dump it is Grayson. What a fat sack of crap.
How very true. He fits right in very nicely. Ignorant and anti-American. :bird:
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You're right about that! Isn't this the DUmbass (Alan Grayson) who made up that horrible commercial about his opponent saying "Women should submit to him ..." When in fact he said the opposite and they cut off the first part of the statement?
KC
That, among other things.
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/Grayson-die-quickly.jpg)
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His opponent is Daniel Webster, and the NY Times projects a 68% chance that Webster will beat Grayson.
http://elections.nytimes.com/2010/house/florida/8
Here is Webster's website:
http://www.electwebster.com/
I absolutely don't have the time to contact his staff or him, but I think it would be worth it if someone can.
:-) :-) :-)
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Alan Grayson Donating Member (1 posts) Mon Oct-11-10 11:59 PM
Original message
I wonder what's up with that.
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I find it difficult to believe that someone as crazy as Grayson hasn't been at the DUmp for years.
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The Hive is suspicious (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9299708).
trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Oct-12-10 05:45 AM
Original message
Before we get carried away with Alan Grayson joining DU----
Can we get some verification from the Admins that he indeed has?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9299138
Myrina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Oct-12-10 09:24 AM
Response to Original message
14. Thanks Trumad.
I agree, we're always so anxious to welcome new 'stars' to DU sometimes we forget that this is the internets and anyone can come up with a screen name and borrow some 'validating credentials' over at Wiki or on someone's official bio page that we wouldn't really know the difference.
Would it really be in Representative Grayson's best interests - in an election year - to be spending time on an internet message board? Doesn't he have other things he can be doing with his time? And do we really think DU is that powerful in the scheme of national politics? C'mon now.
We're supposed to be the smarter party, remember? Let's stop a second, think, and verify.
Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Oct-12-10 09:30 AM
Response to Original message
17. Multiple names
I'm sure that there are multiple individuals that share the name "Alan Grayson". So, which one is this one?
HughMoran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Oct-12-10 09:53 AM
Response to Original message
21. My only comment is
Why would any politician in their right mind join DU? Nearly every other person who has done similar has grown to regret their choice and left DU not long after.
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and we are suddently overrun with "guests"!
Here moley, moley, moley!! :-)
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HughMoran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Oct-12-10 09:53 AM
Response to Original message
21. My only comment is
Why would any politician in their right mind join DU?
:lmao:
Would it really be in Representative Grayson's best interests - in an election year - to be spending time on an internet message board? Doesn't he have other things he can be doing with his time? And do we really think DU is that powerful in the scheme of national politics? C'mon now.
You DUmmies sure think you are!
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All 1200 of them. If they're lucky, they might fill a high school gymnasium.
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Well if that idiot did indeed join the DUmp, he'll have somewhere to go when his constituents send him packin' Nov 3rd! He'll fit right in with the rest of the whiners!
Hell, maybe we'll be able to record his tears for posterity!
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Well if that idiot did indeed join the DUmp, he'll have somewhere to go when his constituents send him packin' Nov 3rd! He'll fit right in with the rest of the whiners!
Hell, maybe we'll be able to record his tears for posterity!
Do you suppose he'll be hip deep in the bloodletting and shit flinging the night of Nov. 2nd?
Sounds perfectly in character for him to me.
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I see adbot read his post.
(http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CNyfpaPYoc_iwwEQrAIY7wEyCBOdTGNrAANW)
:lmao:
That t-shirt ad is still coming up at the link.
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Oh, and even though Alan has only 1 post, is he still eligible for the Primitive of the Year award?
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Oh, and even though Alan has only 1 post, is he still eligible for the Primitive of the Year award?
Yep, moles are eligible. :evillaugh:
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Oh, and even though Alan has only 1 post, is he still eligible for the Primitive of the Year award?
He's going on my list.
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Yep, moles are eligible. :evillaugh:
:lmao:
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He's going on my list.
Oh cool!
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and we are suddently overrun with "guests"!
Here moley, moley, moley!! :-)
Hiya, ****heads! See you on election night!
:bigbird:
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:lmao:
http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2010/10/alan-grayson-enters-dummieland-to-beg.html
Wow, that was fast.
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Whoever is running against Grayson should be informed that the nincompoop is posting at the DUmp. His opponent could have an absolute field day with him.
Send it to Rush and Sean.
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:lmao:
Here's the new google ad in the Grayson thread:
(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj140/RepublicanandProud/graysonad.jpg)
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Interesting.
I don't have much to add, but I want to watch this thread.
So hi!
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Interesting.
I don't have much to add, but I want to watch this thread.
So hi!
You forgot the +1
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PJ Gladnick posted this on the 12th and I missed it.
Alan Grayson Lies to DUers in Plea for Donations (http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/pj-gladnick/2010/10/12/alan-grayson-lies-duers-plea-donations)
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You forgot the +1
I'm not sure that Evil_Conservative/Jess knows that "old-time" tradition.
+1 :-)
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This has gotten the attention of at least one conservative blog. http://weaselzippers.us/2010/10/19/how-sad-caveman-congressman-alan-grayson-now-posting-on-democratic-underground/
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Gateway Pundit and This Ain't Hell posted it too.
:popcorn:
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I'm not sure that Evil_Conservative/Jess knows that "old-time" tradition.
+1 :-)
+1
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PJ Gladnick posted this on the 12th and I missed it.
Alan Grayson Lies to DUers in Plea for Donations (http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/pj-gladnick/2010/10/12/alan-grayson-lies-duers-plea-donations)
Just fracking WOW!!!!
I wonder...can I grind-up that much insanity, snort it and get intoxicated?
There cannot be -any- Wal-Mart piss-test in the world that could detect that level of mind-bending stupidity...
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Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I luv this part!
Of course, even after discovering that "Asylum Al" has been lying to them, the DUers will undoubtedly continue to pour money into his lost cause. After all, that site mocked even by many liberals for being somewhat sanity-challenged is happy for any sort of attention from a leftwing "celebrity" no matter how unbalanced he might appear to others. Some sample DUer comments squealing with pleasure at the attention being paid them by Grayson (or a staffer posting for him):
Spit in their eye..and laugh in their faces. Alan, you got balls. But, you know they are gunning for you and they will celebrate hugely if they can beat you.
Hi Mr. Grayson, can you please clone yourself?
Sir, I have never seen a politician quite like you. I will vote for you as President someday.. You are a man of honor. You speak truth to POWER
without flinching.
Read more: http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/pj-gladnick/2010/10/12/alan-grayson-lies-duers-plea-donations#ixzz130aqJ2ul
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Hi Mr. Grayson, can you please clone yourself?
Sir, I have never seen a politician quite like you. I will vote for you as President someday.. You are a man of honor. You speak truth to POWER
without flinching.
WOW!!!! Those are some good "head meds" this dude has.
For President?! Maybe President of the Moonbats! :censored: :bird:
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In the comments section of the Newsbusters piece, someone posted this, presumably originally crafted by our old pal, Name Removed:
Submitted by CCsteelcity on Wed, 10/13/2010 - 07:47.
From a poster on DU...
*******, I hate that stupid cliche. As if this Congressman was taking a great personal risk opening his fat yap. What "Power" is Grayson talking to? The White House? Congress? the NY Times, DUmmies? They're all controlled by his Party; he's risking nothing except the size of his pension if he's not reelected.
Hey, DUmmie asshole, speak truth to power in North Korea or Iran. Try speaking truth where can get you a bullet in the ear or disappeared.
Cellar dwelling moron.
Read more: http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/pj-gladnick/2010/10/12/alan-grayson-lies-duers-plea-donations#ixzz131F8dVdW
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In the comments section of the Newsbusters piece, someone posted this, presumably originally crafted by our old pal, Name Removed:
Hoooooooooweeeeeeeeee! That was a good one!
Nice catch, Karin!