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Another Word Salad From The Nutcase
« on: December 15, 2013, 09:12:38 PM »
At first, this nadin post was a surprise. For two or three sentences I thought she was making sense, I could understand. Then it all went to hell in her usual illiterate manner.
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Ah another thing I do NOT like about Android phones


I had the notice of you need to upgrade. Well, given the Win machine is in the shop... I downloaded the app to the mac. It essentially took over the computer while it did that. You cannot do nothing! I am spoiled I admit. I am used to using my computer while the I stuff does it's thing.

And the phone is doing it's thing and the Software is asking where are though? I say funny.

Next thing needed to be upgraded is MY PHONE, and it will be an IPhone.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10962538

She's a "journo" who doesn't know how to properly use "its" and "it's", or how to use capitals.

Crazy Miriam must be thrilled to have such a scribe on her unpaidroll.

      
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Re: Another Word Salad From The Nutcase
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2013, 10:06:09 PM »
If an infinite number of nadins pounded away at a typewriter for an infinite amount of time, would they ever evolve to word salads ?
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Re: Another Word Salad From The Nutcase
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2013, 10:13:13 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 15, 2013, 09:12:38 PM
At first, this nadin post was a surprise. For two or three sentences I thought she was making sense, I could understand. Then it all went to hell in her usual illiterate manner. http://www.democraticunderground.com/10962538

She's a "journo" who doesn't know how to properly use "its" and "it's", or how to use capitals.

Crazy Miriam must be thrilled to have such a scribe on her unpaidroll.

2 or 3 sentences? You are better at deciphering her tossed word salads than I am.

gnads' first sentence:

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I had the notice of you need to upgrade.

That isn't English. I don't care what anyone says.

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Re: Another Word Salad From The Nutcase
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2013, 10:16:41 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 15, 2013, 09:12:38 PM
At first, this nadin post was a surprise. For two or three sentences I thought she was making sense, I could understand. Then it all went to hell in her usual illiterate manner. http://www.democraticunderground.com/10962538

She's a "journo" who doesn't know how to properly use "its" and "it's", or how to use capitals.

Crazy Miriam must be thrilled to have such a scribe on her unpaidroll.

      

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Re: Another Word Salad From The Nutcase
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2013, 11:03:39 PM »
What the hell is she talking about?  It's just an Android update.  You touch "restart and install" , and it does everything else. 


How the heck can you manage to screw that up?
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Re: Another Word Salad From The Nutcase
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2013, 11:32:26 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on December 15, 2013, 11:03:39 PM
How the heck can you manage to screw that up?
Don't ask questions you don't want answers to. :-)
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Re: Another Word Salad From The Nutcase
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2013, 12:19:08 AM »
I have a vision of those chubby little fingers poking furiously at the poor phone.
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Re: Another Word Salad From The Nutcase
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2013, 07:35:16 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on December 15, 2013, 11:32:26 PM
Don't ask questions you don't want answers to. :-)

This.

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Re: Another Word Salad From The Nutcase
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2013, 08:59:31 AM »
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Next thing needed to be upgraded is MY PHONE, and it will be an IPhone.

Hardly.  The next thing you need is an upgrade to English 1.0 from that screwed-up Mexican/Polish pre-beta release version you've been using.  From your posts I have to assume it did not even include the Punctuation, Capitalization, Use of Quotations and Parentheticals, and Spelling modules, or the Sentence Composition Beyond One Clause unit.
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Re: Another Word Salad From The Nutcase
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2013, 10:27:06 AM »
You know, if you install a Nadster app on your smartphone, it will instantly turn into a DUmbphone and create incomprehensible word salads out of your texts and e-mails.
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Re: Another Word Salad From The Nutcase
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2013, 10:33:54 AM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on December 16, 2013, 10:27:06 AM
You know, if you install a Nadster app on your smartphone, it will instantly turn into a DUmbphone and create incomprehensible word salads out of your texts and e-mails.
If everyone in the world wrote like nadin, western civilization would collapse.
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Re: Another Word Salad From The Nutcase
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2013, 10:37:23 AM »
IPHONE....MYPHONE....what's next...a YOUPHONE?
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Re: Another Word Salad From The Nutcase
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2013, 11:00:33 AM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on December 16, 2013, 12:19:08 AM
I have a vision of those chubby little fingers poking furiously at the poor phone.

Oh, I didn't think about that.  Perhaps nads needs a dialing wand.

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Re: Another Word Salad From The Nutcase
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2013, 11:19:22 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 16, 2013, 08:59:31 AM
Thu Dec 12, 2013, 04:53 PM
Hardly.  The next thing you need is an upgrade to English 1.0 from that screwed-up Mexican/Polish pre-beta release version you've been using.  From your posts I have to assume it did not even include the Punctuation, Capitalization, Use of Quotations and Parentheticals, and Spelling modules, or the Sentence Composition Beyond One Clause unit.

I seem to remember something, learned as a young Amry officer, about being 'smarter than your equipment.'

Nads is on the bottom edge of that equation with anything more advanced than two paper cups on a string.
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Re: Another Word Salad From The Nutcase
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2013, 11:29:27 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on December 16, 2013, 11:00:33 AM
Oh, I didn't think about that.  Perhaps nads needs a dialing wand.

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Re: Another Word Salad From The Nutcase
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2013, 01:22:25 PM »
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You cannot do nothing!

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Re: Another Word Salad From The Nutcase
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2013, 01:51:42 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on December 16, 2013, 11:19:22 AM
I seem to remember something, learned as a young Amry officer, about being 'smarter than your equipment.'

Nads is on the bottom edge of that equation with anything more advanced than two paper cups on a string.

You were a Signaleer, weren't you?

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H5, BTW
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Re: Another Word Salad From The Nutcase
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2013, 02:13:49 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 16, 2013, 01:51:42 PM
You were a Signaleer, weren't you?

 :-)

H5, BTW

Why yes, yes I was!  With a minor in cavalry! :tongue: :fuelfire: O-)
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Re: Another Word Salad From The Nutcase
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2013, 03:40:24 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on December 16, 2013, 02:13:49 PM
Why yes, yes I was!  With a minor in cavalry! :tongue: :fuelfire: O-)

So what did you do  but ride a horse into the battle as the Poles did against German tanks.  Some how this didn't work in that time but a good  damn good try.  Mean while the Warsaw  Ghettos the Jews had been pushed into were fighting for their lives. 

Interesting that a large amount of Jews escaped and joined the French underground movement and In America the Jehovah's Witnesses were right on top of the building the concentration camps and the gas chambers.    The idea was so outlandish and horrid few believed any of this was reality, who in their right mind would do this.    The reality became even worse when the doctors began experiments on people that hit the roof in  in reality.

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Re: Another Word Salad From The Nutcase
« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2013, 03:41:55 PM »
Why did I just now look at the words "word salad" in the title, and the last poster was.....?

It's such an eerie coincidence.

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Re: Another Word Salad From The Nutcase
« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2013, 03:43:12 PM »
Must...resist...quote...button...

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Re: Another Word Salad From The Nutcase
« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2013, 04:12:27 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 16, 2013, 03:43:12 PM
Must...resist...quote...button...

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Re: Another Word Salad From The Nutcase
« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2013, 05:45:23 PM »
Thanks, guys.
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Re: Another Word Salad From The Nutcase
« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2013, 04:19:15 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 16, 2013, 05:45:23 PM
Thanks, guys.

Only lookin' out for your mental well-being . . . :whistling:
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Re: Another Word Salad From The Nutcase
« Reply #24 on: December 17, 2013, 08:58:31 AM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on December 16, 2013, 10:27:06 AM
You know, if you install a Nadster app on your smartphone, it will instantly turn into a DUmbphone and create incomprehensible word salads out of your texts and e-mails.

It will also automatically put you on ignore.
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