On the plus side, my friend, it does appear that the website provided by his friends has driven him totally over the edge.
You know, I've got nothing against the big guy, and never offered him anything but the best counsel and advice, but he seems resistant to me.
He's 55; he's got only a measly ten more years to go, before he can retire in ease and comfort on social security and his pension generously granted him by the taxpayers of Omaha.
After which he can live the life of Riley.
Why doesn't he just patiently wait it out, doing his time? All he needs to do is find a ten-year calendar with 3,650 days on it, and each day carefully mark another "x" on it, as did prisoners of yore on the walls of their cells?
But n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o.
The big guy thinks he's going to break out, somehow, before his term's up.
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.