FIFY to piss off lefties.
I usually try to toss my trash into a "wetland", because to me it's still just a swamp.
One of the first things I noticed when we moved here to red state hell was that almost none of the rural roads
have a shoulder where you can pull off the road. Up north, all the county roads were built with a shoulder.
I had to ask people how in hell they got rid of their old furniture, without a shoulder by the road. I discovered
that down here you have to use the interstate highways to dispose of bulky trash.
I'm lucky to have a storm sewer grate in front of my house, so at least I do have a place to get rid of used motor oil
and excess paint.
(Are they pissed off yet?)