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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ptarmigan on January 06, 2019, 10:12:22 PM
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Floridian Who Asked Police To Test His Meth Is Now A Wanted Man
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/dumbass/meth-tester-wanted-629517
A Floridian who actually brought methamphetamine to a police station to have it tested is now a wanted man, according to court records.
Douglas Kelly, 50, was arrested last year on a felony narcotics possession charge. After posting $2500 bond, he was freed from the Putnam County jail.
But when he failed to show for subsequent court hearings, a judge issued an arrest warrant for Kelly, who told police he lived in Hawthorne, a city about 15 miles east of Gainesville.
Gee, another Florida story. Are there that many DUmmies in Florida? :mental:
Meet Douglas Kelly.
(http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/douglaspeterkelly.jpg)
Sorry to sound like a broken record. What is Douglas Kelly's DU name? :mental:
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Sorry to sound like a broken record. What is Douglas Kelly's DU name? :mental:
I don't think any DUers are tweakers, they're 'way too lazy for people on meth.
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I don't think any DUers are tweakers, they're 'way too lazy for people on meth.
Maybe. Perhaps. You never know.