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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: LC EFA on January 28, 2009, 05:45:15 AM
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-27-09 01:06 AM
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(Re)Public(lican) Service Announcement
I’m getting the distinct impression that some of you people on that infamous other side of the aisle are not yet fully appreciative of the situation you now find yourselves in.
So let me learn ya something (yes, that is grammatically incorrect, just the way you like it – and tend to understand it).
You are now in the STFU position on the political gameboard. It’s kind of like jail in Monopoly, except there is no get-out-free card in play, and you will be there permanently – or until hell freezes over, whichever comes first.
For your immediate edification, being in the STFU position means the following:
Before you open your big, trash-spewing mouths about President Obama (note that the “P†is once again capitalized, as is appropriate), remember that it is unpatriotic to criticize a Commander-in-Chief during a time of war. That used to be the conventional wisdom of a certain group of people (your photo goes here) – people whose “wisdom†elected, and then supported and defended the Worst.President.Ever. for eight long, devastating years. STFU.
The second you are tempted to mention that one G.W.B. “kept the country safe for seven-plus yearsâ€, you might want to recall that it was the first nine f*ckin’ months that wound up counting. Just another thing that landed you in the STFU square – braggin’ about how your president managed to shut the barn door after the horse had already fled – taking the Twin Towers with him. STFU.
Worried about the fact that torture has now been taken off the table by the new administration? Concerned that if someone named Mohammed-something-or-other isn’t being water-boarded on a regular basis, your way of life will be jeopardized?
News Flash: Your way of life was flushed down the proverbial toilet when regulatory oversight of Big Banks, Big Pharma, Big Oil and Big Business was deemed detrimental to shovelling YOUR tax dollars into “subsidies†for corporations making money hand-over-fist at the expense of the nation’s economic health. (And if you’re still naively wonderin’ where your way of life went, you can find it in an off-shore, tax-exempt bank account, or in a call-center in India where someone else is now performing your previous job). Mohammed-something-or-other had nothing to do with it – anymore than he was ever a threat to national security. So STFU.
And I just know where you’re all dyin’ to go now – that Famous Family Values© thingy you’ve been trottin’ out for what seems like forever. Yeah, yeah, you’re just itching to talk about Christian morality when it comes to The Gays, The Pro-Choicers, The Diplomats, etc. Well, here’s the skinny on your fat mouths: morality is about walking the walk, not talking the talk. You’ve all been doing a lot of talking, but the walking part seems to have escaped you. Try Googling “Jesus Christ†sometime – “Blessed are the Peacemakers†, yadda, yadda. I think The Nazarene put it all quite succinctly – and here’s an opportunity for ya’ll to get to know the ultimate Tree-Huggin’, Love-Thy-Neighbor Guy. And until you are capable of recognizing Him and what he had to say, you can (and you know I’m just saying it again because it feels so good) STFU.
I realize that a lot of you are now retreating into that never-neverland (and I do mean never-never) where one GWB will be “treated kindly by historyâ€. Uh, hate to tell ya, but history will not be written by the FOX-News team or Georgie’s mommy and daddy. It will be written by people who recognize an incompetent idiot when they see one, now or in retrospect, and won’t be afraid to say so in future (now that the wiretaps have been removed). Again – and you know it’s coming – you’re in the STFU position, so STFU already.
But I, along with my fellow citizens, will not be unkind. As you retreat to the STFU sidelines, you will be allowed to take with you the most precious of your belongings, i.e. your According-to-Power/Money-Grabbing-TV-Evangelists-Bible, your Yeah-‘Cept-But-He-Liberated-the-Iraqis Purple-Thumb fingerprinting kit, your It’s-All-Clinton’s and/or Obama’s Fault play-at-home version of the as-seen-on-the-MSM game, along with your official, super-duper, this-offer-will-NOT-be-repeated, Franklin Mint Cryin’ Towel.
And you can also keep your lapel flag-pins and "I support the Troops" bumper-stickers - just as a reminder of the days when such things were considered suitable surrogates for actual patriotism and love of country.
Now off to the STFU corner, once and for all.
(Oh, and while I’m on the subject, I just wanted to say one more thing: SHUT THE F*CK UP)
Thank you and g’night, losers - in more ways than I can ever hope to articulate.
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You think Nancy is a bit bitter and angry :-)
CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-27-09 01:11 AM
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1. Ah, my dear Nance! Updated at 4:14 PM
Truly a rant for the ages!
I'm honored to see and read and appreciate your thread tonight!
K&R
The correct word would normally be "soiled" , but that would be redundant in this instance.
abq e streeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-27-09 02:07 AM
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12. Wow! I'd show this to my ( mercifully few) republican friends
but ain't a damn one of em would even comprehend it.
The fact that your "republican" friends are laughing derisively indicates they understand the message perfectly well.
skepticscott Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-27-09 05:59 AM
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24. So what happened
to your former position (so lovingly espoused during the campaign), that we should reach across the aisle and build bridges to the Republicans? Gone by the wayside in the flush of victory?
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Ho-hum.
The cheerleading American Nana primitive.
About as memorable as the toilet paper one used last week to wipe the ass.
edited to change "relevant" to "memorable"
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The truth and reality don`t need 1000 word essays to be expressed.
Lies and make believe do.
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How can you pack so much stupid into one head?
If that same principle would work for a suitcase, I could live a year out of an overnight bag.
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If we a re so irrelevant why are thehy so worried about us?
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You know, I think CC owes primitive cultures around the world an apology for using "primitive" to describe or label DU's malicious, small-minded, mean-spirited, intellectually and spirtually and emotionally challenged, whining, tantrum-throwing, culturally and regionally racist, fraidy-cat liberals and leftists.
Not sure what should be used instead of "primitives," though.
Once again: LIBERALISM IS A MENTAL AND SPIRITUAL DISEASE.
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I hope this is the mentality we find ourselves up against in 2010. If it is we can make some pretty decent headway. Granted Republicans start acting like conservatives instead of the democrat's pool boys.
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nancegreggs... between 2002 and 2006 how well did you listen to your own babbling?
I rest my case.
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NanceGreggs
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Yeah, we've noticed.
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Suddenly the minority is not to be heard?
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Suddenly the minority is not to be heard?
Welcome to the Age of Obama and American Fascism.
Of course, you have to be a member of the "right" [read: non-conservative, skin-color-dependent, secular-based] minority to be heard, right?
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Suddenly the minority is not to be heard?
Not only that but suddenly dissent is no longer patriotic...now isn't that something? :whatever:
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It's so entertaining when chronic losers win now and then. I think she will only be able to top this one when the House is swept the the Republicans next midterms.
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Suddenly the minority is not to be heard?
That's why every time I've come to this specific thread (to read new comments at it), and catch the top part of the drunken American Nana's original post, the lower regions explode with a rarely-heard velocity.
The drunken American Nana primitive can tell me, and all other decent and civilized people, to sit down and shut up, but it's not going to happen.
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The drunken American Nana primitive can tell me, and all other decent and civilized people, to sit down and shut up, but it's not going to happen.
Amen. Never going to happen.
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Oh, Nance, Nance, Nance...You know, I grew up surrounded by alcoholics and you all have the same things in common. Every single one of you can blather on and on about absolutely nothing. Most of the time it's whining and crying about imagined slights, never-ending mental anguish, and anger over, well just about everything. Even when you're trying to gloat it still sounds depressing and angry because it's always all about you. Alcoholics are selfish and self-centered and your feigned compassion lasts only until you get to the bottom of the bottle. I'm sure you think you're living the lush life now. But keep in mind, it ages you and fries your brain and eventually you just end up being a tired, drunk, dried up old skank.
Cindie
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Before you open your big, trash-spewing mouths about President Obama (note that the “P†is once again capitalized, as is appropriate), remember that it is unpatriotic to criticize a Commander-in-Chief during a time of war. That used to be the conventional wisdom of a certain group of people (your photo goes here) – people whose “wisdom†elected, and then supported and defended the Worst.President.Ever. for eight long, devastating years. STFU.
Yeah, I've seen that gem tossed about quite a bit by The Loons lately as if it's some kind of "gotcha moment". The problem is, no conservative ever characterized honest dissent in that way. What we did have a problem with was unfounded accusations of "war for oil", "war criminal", "fake intelligence", "imperialism", "false-flag operations", calling our troops "murderers" and "baby-killers", travelling overseas and calling our country "criminal" and spewing about how "ashamed you are to be an American", all while we had U.S. servicemembers in harm's way.
It was about you walking pustules talking about "roosting chickens" and defending the actions of murderers as "patriotic" and "defending their country" as they were killing our troops and blowing up their own innocent countrymen in their quest to thwart democracy and establish their own version of Saddam's tinpot dictatorship.
Those activities are your version of "criticism", of "questioning authority". When you see a conservative behaving in such a manner and making such statements, then you'll have a leg to stand on with the gotcha routine. But you won't, because unlike you, we're not willing to make common cause with head-choppers just because we don't like who occupies the Oval Office. We ranted against our guy for what we saw as a lack of fiscal prudence, for his failure on immigration policy, for his not using the bully pulpit on social issues, and in other areas that we held as important to the nation's health.
Maybe you missed all that while you were hand-wringing over terrorists having water poured on them in an effort to save American lives or organizing parades to demonstrate how sexual perverts were missing out on some "rights" or dreaming up new grammar-school nicknames for administration members or defending cellphone-swinging anti-Semitic Congresswomen. I dunno, but that's okay, I don't mind reminding you.
Oh and I have to say it again, Nance: Every one of your essays are the same, trite, boring bullet-point lists of Democrat talking points rearranged and repackaged to say something "new". You're an unimaginative hack, despite all of your sycophants performing the Hind-lick Maneuver on you every time you belch one out. Why don't you take Freshman Comp I and learn to mix it up a bit? Something.
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H5! Excellent post. I wonder how long before Obamarama whines that he is being treated unfairly.
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I just fell asleep from boredom after the 2nd PPh.
I am sure the only one to read this drunken screed in its entirety was the OP.
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Yo Nancy!
Yes, you, ya DUmbshit! Who'd you think I was talkin' to, smart mouth?
Why don't you just come right on over here, put on yer f'in jackboots, and MAKE ME Shut the **** Up?
In fact, why don't you you bring yer drinkin buddy the pedophile Will Pitts, and, oh how 'bout yer friend, the 250 lb Underground Manx. Maybe you could ask Sparkly if her husband, Stinky the Clown (my God, if there was ever a moment of truth in advertising on the F'ing DUmp...) can come up from the basement to play too. Bring all of them candy-assed, whiney, pathetic NeoCommie bitches you call friends with you, and all of you can take your best shot at making me Shut the **** Up, eh?
I'll bring a lunch, because wiping you shit-stains off of my boots is going to take all friggin' day.
I'll just be waiting fer ya, okay? :II:
Just like the DUmmies that got all orgasmic and elected him, Duh Fuhrer isn't good for much more than making sure that the pot and Cheetos supply in America doesn't overwhelm demand. He's a stupid, corrupt, pwned chump; just like the rest of you ass clowns. He couldn't get into office without massive voter fraud; now that he's in office, he's in so far over his head that the Secret Service has to pipe sunlight in to his sorry ass; and when he's gone from office - 4 years from now - he won't even be lamented as much as the Russians lamented the loss of Uncle Joe.
Does that get you all riled up there Nance? Don't you just want to come over here and make me Shut the **** Up now? Don't you just want to get a buncha your sick, degenerate friends to come cram my words about Dear Leader down my disgusting, lying liar of a Rethug throat?
Well, I'm not stopping you, sweetie.
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Yo Nancy!
Yes, you, ya DUmbshit! Who'd you think I was talkin' to, smart mouth?
Why don't you just come right on over here, put on yer f'in jackboots, and MAKE ME Shut the **** Up?
In fact, why don't you you bring yer drinkin buddy the pedophile Will Pitts, and, oh how 'bout yer friend, the 250 lb Underground Manx. Maybe you could ask Sparkly if her husband, Stinky the Clown (my God, if there was ever a moment of truth in advertising on the F'ing DUmp...) can come up from the basement to play too. Bring all of them candy-assed, whiney, pathetic NeoCommie bitches you call friends with you, and all of you can take your best shot at making me Shut the **** Up, eh?
I'll bring a lunch, because wiping you shit-stains off of my boots is going to take all friggin' day.
I'll just be waiting fer ya, okay? :II:
Just like the DUmmies that got all orgasmic and elected him, Duh Fuhrer isn't good for much more than making sure that the pot and Cheetos supply in America doesn't overwhelm demand. He's a stupid, corrupt, pwned chump; just like the rest of you ass clowns. He couldn't get into office without massive voter fraud; now that he's in office, he's in so far over his head that the Secret Service has to pipe sunlight in to his sorry ass; and when he's gone from office - 4 years from now - he won't even be lamented as much as the Russians lamented the loss of Uncle Joe.
Does that get you all riled up there Nance? Don't you just want to come over here and make me Shut the **** Up now? Don't you just want to get a buncha your sick, degenerate friends to come cram my words about Dear Leader down my disgusting, lying liar of a Rethug throat?
Well, I'm not stopping you, sweetie.
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