What cracks me up is Oscar Wilde's comment that "many here on [Skins's island] have no personal recollection" of Richard Nixon; apparently Oscar isn't aware of the demographics of my fellow alum's place.
Given the ages of the primitives, it's probable that 80+% of them do indeed have personal recollections of Richard Nixon, and probably well over half the primitives were old enough in either 1968 or 1972 or both, to vote against him.
If Oscar thinks young chicks hang around Skins's island, he'd better look again.