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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #50 on: December 04, 2009, 08:39:28 PM »
Quote from: SilverOrchid on December 04, 2009, 08:38:05 PM
Dude, just shave your head and be done with it.  :lmao:

 :hammer: :tongue:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #51 on: December 04, 2009, 08:41:33 PM »
:rofl: I don't look good in pink.
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #52 on: December 04, 2009, 08:41:50 PM »
At first I thought it mght be me, then I realized that I am already married (and I'm not a moonbat :p ).

Seriously Freep....congratulations.  
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #53 on: December 04, 2009, 08:43:29 PM »
Quote from: Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:41:33 PM
:rofl: I don't look good in pink.

 :lmao: I would hope not if so you may wanna post at DU

Quote from: BEG on December 04, 2009, 08:41:50 PM
At first I thought it mght be me, then I realized that I am already married (and I'm not a moonbat :p ).

Seriously Freep....congratulations. 

Thank you.
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #54 on: December 04, 2009, 08:44:21 PM »
Quote from: Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:33:51 PM
Ooooh, that's just mean.

I don't think the three of us could decide on what dresses to wear.

Jewel tones ... Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #55 on: December 04, 2009, 08:45:14 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 08:36:44 PM


Ignore the ugly guy in the pic.  :lmao:

Aww...... Congrats you two and may you have many happy years together.   :heart:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #56 on: December 04, 2009, 08:45:43 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 08:37:55 PM
I don't think those colors would look good on Chris.  :lmao:

Chris needs something dramatic.  :evillaugh:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #57 on: December 04, 2009, 08:46:23 PM »
Tell it, sister.
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #58 on: December 04, 2009, 08:46:45 PM »
Quote from: BEG on December 04, 2009, 08:41:50 PM
At first I thought it mght be me, then I realized that I am already married (and I'm not a moonbat :p ).

Seriously Freep....congratulations.  

You always think it's you!  :evillaugh:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #59 on: December 04, 2009, 08:46:57 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:45:14 PM
Aww...... Congrats you two and may you have many happy years together.   :heart:

Thanks I plan on getting it right this time.
Of course I had that intention the first time too.  :-)
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #60 on: December 04, 2009, 08:48:00 PM »
Quote from: Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:46:23 PM
Tell it, sister.

*snort* I just threw up in my mouth a little.  :lmao:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #61 on: December 04, 2009, 08:48:31 PM »
Quote from: SilverOrchid on December 04, 2009, 08:38:05 PM
Dude, just shave your head and be done with it.  :lmao:

I like bald men ( but they have to have the right shaped head).
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #62 on: December 04, 2009, 08:50:16 PM »
Quote from: BEG on December 04, 2009, 08:48:31 PM
I like bald men ( but they have to have the right shaped head).

God only made so many perfect heads, the others He covered with hair.  :-)
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #63 on: December 04, 2009, 08:51:18 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:46:45 PM
You always think it's you!  :evillaugh:

Normally it is, unless you think it's about you.
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #64 on: December 04, 2009, 08:51:19 PM »
:rofl:

If I got to that point, I think I'd just start shaving my entire head.  No point in paying for a haircut when half of it is already taken care of.  Freeper's not so awful in person -- don't let the camera fool you.
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #65 on: December 04, 2009, 08:52:07 PM »
Quote from: Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:51:19 PM
:rofl:

If I got to that point, I think I'd just start shaving my entire head.  No point in paying for a haircut when half of it is already taken care of.

But, I look like Cheech.  :lmao:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #66 on: December 04, 2009, 08:53:15 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 08:48:00 PM
*snort* I just threw up in my mouth a little.  :lmao:

hahahaha! Don't be so hard on Chris, he is like my BFF.... or something.
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #67 on: December 04, 2009, 08:54:33 PM »
Quote from: BEG on December 04, 2009, 08:51:18 PM
Normally it is, unless you think it's about you.

I think I was taken by surprise... the beans I knew are no longer the beans I thought.... Freeper has a new wench now. ;)
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #68 on: December 04, 2009, 08:54:47 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 08:52:07 PM
But, I look like Cheech.  :lmao:
Only on even-numbered days ending in 'y'. 

You're okay as long as you stay vertical.  The long legs even everything out.
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #69 on: December 04, 2009, 08:55:30 PM »
Quote from: Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:51:19 PM
:rofl:

If I got to that point, I think I'd just start shaving my entire head.  No point in paying for a haircut when half of it is already taken care of.  Freeper's not so awful in person -- don't let the camera fool you.

Shaving heads has me thinking thinkin thinkn.... :devious: :yum: :cheerleader:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #70 on: December 04, 2009, 08:55:40 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:54:33 PM
I think I was taken by surprise... the beans I knew are no longer the beans I thought.... Freeper has a new wench now. ;)

You can still be his online wench...that is, as long as she doesn't sign on... :evillaugh:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #71 on: December 04, 2009, 08:56:42 PM »
Quote from: Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:54:47 PM
Only on even-numbered days ending in 'y'. 

You're okay as long as you stay vertical.  The long legs even everything out.

 :lmao:

Ya'll are crazy of course I don't have any room to talk.
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #72 on: December 04, 2009, 08:59:49 PM »
Quote from: Hawkgirl on December 04, 2009, 08:55:40 PM
You can still be his online wench...that is, as long as she doesn't sign on... :evillaugh:

Of course I not only clean up nice, but I can be discreet when need be.  :naughty:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #73 on: December 04, 2009, 09:00:59 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:59:49 PM
Of course I not only clean up nice, but I can be discreet when need be.  :naughty:
You're about as discreet as a city bus during rush hour. :lmao:
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Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
« Reply #74 on: December 04, 2009, 09:02:11 PM »
Congrats, Freeps! :cheersmate:
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