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Underage Stripping Primitive's Mom Remembers She Has A Kid...
« on: October 13, 2008, 03:48:20 PM »
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AspieGrrl (1000+ posts)      Mon Oct-13-08 04:20 PM
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I can't take this.
Details can't be given, as it's a sensitive situation and my mom is probably tracking my internet activities.

I need all the prayers/vibes you can spare at the moment.

I'll be fine...not suicidal, no worries. Just...I really don't know what I'm going to do.


And what advice does DU hand to the Underage Stripping Primitive?

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taterguy  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-13-08 04:22 PM
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1. Go have a beer you'll be fine
 Alcohol can solve all problems


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Orrex  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-13-08 04:24 PM
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2. You know she's--um-- youthful, right?

 
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taterguy  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-13-08 04:34 PM
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4. So?
 I suggested that she drink a beer, not that she go out and get laid


 :whatever:






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Re: Underage Stripping Primitive's Mom Remembers She Has A Kid...
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2008, 03:52:52 PM »
Yeah, mom's gonna love that suggestion.  People on the interwebz are contributing to the delinquency of a minor!

Here, kid--since you wanted it so bad...


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Re: Underage Stripping Primitive's Mom Remembers She Has A Kid...
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2008, 05:24:13 PM »
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If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: Underage Stripping Primitive's Mom Remembers She Has A Kid...
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2008, 10:30:27 PM »
She is in major deeeeeeeeeeeep doody if her mom actually reads the crap she posts at DU.  It makes me giggle.  My daughter has resigned herself to the fact that I will go beyond anything she can think of to bust her doing anything wrong.
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Re: Underage Stripping Primitive's Mom Remembers She Has A Kid...
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2008, 10:33:02 PM »
So, Mommy figured out she's going to stripper school.  Only, that isn't what Mommy had in mind.
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Re: Underage Stripping Primitive's Mom Remembers She Has A Kid...
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2008, 10:36:21 PM »
She is in major deeeeeeeeeeeep doody if her mom actually reads the crap she posts at DU.  It makes me giggle.  My daughter has resigned herself to the fact that I will go beyond anything she can think of to bust her doing anything wrong.

She's right.

Of course, my son is only 4 - for the moment - and he currently lives in amazement that daddy sees all, and knows all when he's getting into trouble.  I intend to keep it that way.
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Re: Underage Stripping Primitive's Mom Remembers She Has A Kid...
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2008, 09:51:11 AM »
Yeah, mom's gonna love that suggestion.  People on the interwebz are contributing to the delinquency of a minor!

Here, kid--since you wanted it so bad...




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Re: Underage Stripping Primitive's Mom Remembers She Has A Kid...
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2008, 11:36:40 AM »
Wow.  Just wow.  If I saw that any of my kids were seeing messages like that on a website like DU, I'd go ballistic.  I'd ground my kid and block the website after posting a response using my kid's account.

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Re: Underage Stripping Primitive's Mom Remembers She Has A Kid...
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2008, 11:48:18 AM »
She's right.

Of course, my son is only 4 - for the moment - and he currently lives in amazement that daddy sees all, and knows all when he's getting into trouble.  I intend to keep it that way.

My oldest daughter (14) and youngest son (11) still live in that kind of amazement.

When you're son gets older...trust me...having that kind of power is a beautiful thing.

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