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Offline dutch508

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Things you never want to hear from DU:
« on: October 11, 2008, 07:37:07 PM »
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taterguy  (1000+ posts)        Sat Oct-11-08 06:23 AM
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What should a guy wear in goth porn?
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Chan790  (1000+ posts)        Sat Oct-11-08 09:03 AM
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it depends on the the type of goth.

Generally, black or blood red hair.
Lots of bone white foundation with black mascara and eyeliner, eye shadow in a slightly lighter of gray to brown.
Black lipstick, although I've seen blood red work if you're a vampyric goth and the same white foundation base otherwise.

Black toe-and-fingernail polish.

Cruelty-free pleather, vinyl, latex, lace (all in black or rarely hints of white.), or small amounts of silky rayon in bright color to emphasize the paleness of the wearer. Two items I've seen work to great success were a pleather butcher's-style apron and a soiled, torn white wedding dress. The conscientious goth-porn star is always cruelty-free. (Well...kinda. Some sorts of play kinda go with the scene.)

Also, this goes without saying but no make-up on the working parts.

(You have no idea how hard this was to write and keep clean.)

Chan790,
not a goth, just a filthy bastard.



If you are doing gothic porn, I don't think PETA is going to be your first concern...

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Re: Things you never want to hear from DU:
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2008, 07:41:03 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on October 11, 2008, 07:37:07 PM


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If you are doing gothic porn, I don't think PETA is going to be your first concern...



I dunno -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Assholes may be very much front and center at the DUmp.  Particularly with this thread.
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Re: Things you never want to hear from DU:
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2008, 08:20:18 PM »
Well this should rank right at the same level as "Furries". Below the damn basement.
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Re: Things you never want to hear from DU:
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2008, 10:58:18 PM »
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What should a guy wear in goth porn?

May I suggest a noose ?

....or that taking the idea a little too far.....
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Re: Things you never want to hear from DU:
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2008, 11:13:27 PM »
Quote from: LC EFA on October 11, 2008, 10:58:18 PM
May I suggest a noose ?

....or that taking the idea a little too far.....


Great idea -- run with it!

Hey DU lurkers -- have you heard about how great the orgasm is when you do self-asphyxiation?

It rocks -- try it!!!
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Re: Things you never want to hear from DU:
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2008, 11:14:21 PM »
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Re: Things you never want to hear from DU:
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2008, 11:20:56 PM »
Quote from: Chris on October 11, 2008, 11:14:21 PM




You might want to keep this one for the DUmmies on Nov 5.
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Re: Things you never want to hear from DU:
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2008, 11:57:48 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on October 11, 2008, 08:20:18 PM
Well this should rank right at the same level as "Furries". Below the damn basement.
Furries?? Oh, yeah, that's that CU site, right? That site for people who get off on bestiality?
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Re: Things you never want to hear from DU:
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2008, 06:57:35 PM »
As soon as I read the thread title, I knew it had to have something to do with DUers, nudity, and pics.

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Re: Things you never want to hear from DU:
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2008, 08:40:36 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 12, 2008, 11:57:48 AM
Furries?? Oh, yeah, that's that CU site, right? That site for people who get off on bestiality?

That would be the one.
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Re: Things you never want to hear from DU:
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2008, 10:45:53 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on October 12, 2008, 06:57:35 PM
As soon as I read the thread title, I knew it had to have something to do with DUers, nudity, and pics.

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Thank God no pics, but we'll still have to mindspork ourselves after reading that one.
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