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It's dawning on me (UGP Pi**ed It Doesn't Get Enough Free Money)
« on: March 14, 2023, 11:14:10 PM »
Cmon you jerks. this free money is not enough, ante up damnit.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217727339

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It's dawning on me
That $108.00 is not enough for me to eat for an entire month.

Can't just buy cheap carbs to eat because I am diabetic. And real food is too expensive.
What am I going to do?

I am so pissed off.

Who in their right mind thinks that this is okay?

With inflated food costs who thinks 108 dollars is enough money to eat for a month.

Why did the dems not carve out money for a food stamp increase before killing the pandemic funds? Why do they even bargain with my sanity,health and survival with republican psychopaths?

Before the pandemic I got around $ 190 dollars a month in food stamps.

Food is way more expensive now than what it was in 2019.

Why is it ok for us disabled people who are
deliberately kept destitute already to get food stamps cut even lower than they were before the pandemic?

I am so stressed out and no one to choke.

EHEM:  GET A @#%@#%@# JOB YOU #@%# WIERDO

And what advice to the DUmmies give?  "Go back and beg for more"

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1. Agree
This is wrong… can you apply for other help or use food banks etc where it is free? Sorry you are going though this. 😿

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2. I can't disagree with you at all. Is there an option to request a recalculation of benefits based
on today's food prices? I tried to apply and was told I don't qualify.
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Re: It's dawning on me (UGP Pi**ed It Doesn't Get Enough Free Money)
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2023, 05:52:11 AM »
Ugh-Pee has done this to s/h/itself.

This is Darwin showing the rest of us what is known in "the biz" as AN EVOLUTIONARY DEAD END.
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Re: It's dawning on me (UGP Pi**ed It Doesn't Get Enough Free Money)
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2023, 06:35:28 AM »
Quote from: FunkyZero on March 14, 2023, 11:14:10 PM
Cmon you jerks. this free money is not enough, ante up damnit.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217727339

EHEM:  GET A @#%@#%@# JOB YOU #@%# WIERDO

And what advice to the DUmmies give?  "Go back and beg for more"

Ya know, I look at these posts from the smartest people on the internet and notice if they aren't already on the SSDI, food stamp, gov't benefit gravy train, they're trying to figure out how to get on it, or, how to soak it for more..

I guess they want people to vote dem so they too can get on the gravy train, then vote for dems to continue throwing them crumbs..then vote in their "best interest" to continue on the train..

I also notice a dearth of posts of people there applying for jobs...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...I crack myself up..
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Re: It's dawning on me (UGP Pi**ed It Doesn't Get Enough Free Money)
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2023, 06:42:38 AM »
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31. The salvation army

Was a nightmare .I know what you mean too many churches out here are conservative or evilgelicals which are patronizing mean and pushing jesus on you which triggers me so bad I cant stand being around them long enough to get the food "reward" and listen to thier bullshit because my anxiety and anger goes through the roof. Cptsd can do that to you.

Sounds like UGP isnt hungry enough.





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Re: It's dawning on me (UGP Pi**ed It Doesn't Get Enough Free Money)
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2023, 07:39:38 AM »
It claims it’s trans well it needs to “trans” into a it with a job  :thatsright: :loser:
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Re: It's dawning on me (UGP Pi**ed It Doesn't Get Enough Free Money)
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2023, 07:48:25 AM »
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It's dawning on me
That $108.00 is not enough for me to eat for an entire month.

Can't just buy cheap carbs to eat because I am diabetic. And real food is too expensive.
What am I going to do?

I am so pissed off.

Who in their right mind thinks that this is okay?

With inflated food costs who thinks 108 dollars is enough money to eat for a month.

Why did the dems not carve out money for a food stamp increase before killing the pandemic funds? Why do they even bargain with my sanity,health and survival with republican psychopaths?

Before the pandemic I got around $ 190 dollars a month in food stamps.

Food is way more expensive now than what it was in 2019.

Why is it ok for us disabled people who are
deliberately kept destitute already to get food stamps cut even lower than they were before the pandemic?

I am so stressed out and no one to choke.

Almost there UGP.  :popcorn: 

Now it just needs to put it all together.
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Re: It's dawning on me (UGP Pi**ed It Doesn't Get Enough Free Money)
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2023, 07:51:51 AM »
She could always go out foraging for mice to eat  ...

As well as rats, snakes, birds, spiiders & even small rabbits.

She thinks she is a (cat) after all, does she not?    :-)

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Re: It's dawning on me (UGP Pi**ed It Doesn't Get Enough Free Money)
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2023, 07:56:50 AM »
Jeez, and our tax dollars are paying for this semi-human. Perhaps you could develop a marketable skill other than relying on being a circus freak.

Made almost double that $108 as a fill in guest host last night, and I'm already at my real job. And where is UGP? Whining on the DUmp about not getting enough free shit.
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Re: It's dawning on me (UGP Pi**ed It Doesn't Get Enough Free Money)
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2023, 08:06:34 AM »
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Sorry you are going though this.

She's not "going through this," Meowmee, that would imply an end point.  This is a way of life, and has been for all of her life. 

True to form, the DUmmies offer up advice and cheap recipes, and they're swatted away.  They always do this.
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Re: It's dawning on me (UGP Pi**ed It Doesn't Get Enough Free Money)
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2023, 09:43:48 AM »
Yew-gee-pee,

Who caused all that inflation? Who voted for the idiots that caused all that inflation?

That's right. YOU did.

Now you can sleep in the bed you made for everyone else.

Inflation being what it is, I just don't have any ****s to give.

Go buy a few bags of meow-mix and shut the **** up.

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Re: It's dawning on me (UGP Pi**ed It Doesn't Get Enough Free Money)
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2023, 10:45:38 AM »
UGP, your lunch money has been diverted to the Ukraine!!!

Peoples are hungry there.
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Re: It's dawning on me (UGP Pi**ed It Doesn't Get Enough Free Money)
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2023, 11:30:37 AM »
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26. I'm so sorry you're going through this

Like they say, and it's true - the cruelty is the point.

$108 is obviously not enough to feed anyone for a month and it's ridiculous to pretend otherwise.

If you had a GoFundMe or similar, I would give what I could - but this is a systematic problem. There are so many crowdfunding campaigns for people just trying to get food and meds to survive, and if we were just a little bit better as a country, it wouldn't be so necessary.

Clearly the Island Inhabitants havent learned, with the likes of our buddy MVD, that GFM's dont solve anything. How many times have these eager beavers been back to the well? Too many times. Thats how many.

I will agree with this DUmmy on one point. $108 is obviously not enough to feed a human for a month. And its the point, because its supposed to a supplement. Not an income.
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Re: It's dawning on me (UGP Pi**ed It Doesn't Get Enough Free Money)
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2023, 12:25:37 PM »
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Clearly the Island Inhabitants havent learned, with the likes of our buddy MVD, that GFM's dont solve anything. How many times have these eager beavers been back to the well? Too many times. Thats how many.

I will agree with this DUmmy on one point. $108 is obviously not enough to feed a human for a month. And its the point, because its supposed to a supplement. Not an income.

After posting this, I started thinking... could a miserable human eat for $108 per month? Turns out, yes! Its not going to be Haute' Cuisine, but its better then the suggesting of hunting mice and snakes, as suggested by ABC-2 up above. 

So, I went to Walmarts website, UGP has commented about shopping there in the past, and decided to see what I could acquire for $108. To last a month.

Dried Beans - 8 Lb. bag for about $7, 104 servings.
Jasmine Rice (might as well get decent rice)  - 5 Lb. for about $7, 45 servings.

To keep this simple, for the lurking loons, buy 1 bag of beans, 2 bags of rice. That should cover your bases. Eat rice and beans for each meal, and your all set. It will cost you $21. Dang, you have about $87 left over. But, UGPs dwelling will start to smell retched, so lets get some other goodies.

Frozen Veggies - 52 Ounce bag for about $7, 13 servings.

Get 2 bags. Stretch the serving size a bit, it will last all month. So 14+21=$35. Still got $73. Give or take.

Eggs - 60 eggs for $12. Can have 2 eggs per day. $35+$12=$47. Still got $61

Peanut Butter. Peter Pan Brand, because thats the best and thats a hill i will die on. Anyways, About $6, 35 servings. Enough for the month. $47+6=$53, and you still have $55.

Bread - Store Brand. $2 per loaf. Buy 2. That should last all month. $53+$4=$57, leaving you $51

Jelly - Strawberry. $5 for 32 ounces. Should be enough for the month. Leaving you $46

Apple Sauce - $3 for 46 ounce jar. Only 11 servings so buy 3. Your down to $37

Coffee - Store Brand. $10 for 48 ounces. You still have $27

Powdered Creamer - $7 for 500 servings. You have $20.

Pick up a couple condiments, a small bottle of oil, and some salt and pepper.

Dont know how your going to carry it all home, but your welcome.  :-)


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Re: It's dawning on me (UGP Pi**ed It Doesn't Get Enough Free Money)
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2023, 02:34:02 PM »
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Can't just buy cheap carbs to eat because I am diabetic. And real food is too expensive.
What am I going to do?

I am so pissed off.

You can starve or get a job like the rest of us

Remember being pissed off is better than being pissed on
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Re: It's dawning on me (UGP Pi**ed It Doesn't Get Enough Free Money)
« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2023, 03:47:55 PM »
Quote from: RuralNc on March 15, 2023, 12:25:37 PM
After posting this, I started thinking... could a miserable human eat for $108 per month? Turns out, yes! Its not going to be Haute' Cuisine, but its better then the suggesting of hunting mice and snakes, as suggested by ABC-2 up above. 

So, I went to Walmarts website, UGP has commented about shopping there in the past, and decided to see what I could acquire for $108. To last a month.



But that's where the poor people without teeth and jackets are.   eeeewwwww.
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Re: It's dawning on me (UGP Pi**ed It Doesn't Get Enough Free Money)
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2023, 04:25:01 PM »
Quote from: Old n Grumpy on March 15, 2023, 02:34:02 PM
You can starve or get a job like the rest of us


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Re: It's dawning on me (UGP Pi**ed It Doesn't Get Enough Free Money)
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2023, 04:37:32 PM »
Quote from: Old n Grumpy on March 15, 2023, 02:34:02 PM
You can starve or get a job like the rest of us

Remember being pissed off is better than being pissed on

Yes, but remember, yew-gee-pee sees only from the point of view of the cat, never from the point of view of the litter.
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Re: It's dawning on me (UGP Pi**ed It Doesn't Get Enough Free Money)
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2023, 05:26:09 PM »
Quote from: CollectivismMustDie on March 15, 2023, 04:37:32 PM
Yes, but remember, yew-gee-pee sees only from the point of view of the cat, never from the point of view of the litter.

Thanks for the laugh CMD, very good! ...

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Re: It's dawning on me (UGP Pi**ed It Doesn't Get Enough Free Money)
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2023, 05:45:49 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on March 15, 2023, 03:47:55 PM
But that's where the poor people without teeth and jackets are.   eeeewwwww.

Well.... UGP has commented in the past on missing teeth, hence the nearly choking to death situation a couple weeks back. So theres that.  :p
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Re: It's dawning on me (UGP Pi**ed It Doesn't Get Enough Free Money)
« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2023, 06:52:20 PM »
Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!
Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!
Oi! Oi! Oi!


See me reel out of that outlet
On your puter DU screen
Out for all that I can get
If you know what I mean
Siamese to the left of me
And tabbys to the right


Ain't got no cash
Ain't got no brain
Got no food tonight


'Cause I'm yew-gee-pee, I'm average height
yew-gee-pee, and I'm full of spite
yew-gee-pee, I'm a power-chode
yew-gee-pee, face on the road

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« Last Edit: March 15, 2023, 07:22:03 PM by CollectivismMustDie »
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Re: It's dawning on me (UGP Pi**ed It Doesn't Get Enough Free Money)
« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2023, 07:21:17 PM »
Quote from: CollectivismMustDie on March 15, 2023, 06:52:20 PM
Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!
Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!
Oi! Oi! Oi!


See me walk out of that outlet
On your puter DU screen
Out for all that I can get
If you know what I mean
Siamese to the left of me
And tabbys to the right


Ain't got no cash
Ain't got no brain
Goin hungry tonight


'Cause I'm yew-gee-pee, I'm average height
yew-gee-pee, and I'm full of spite
yew-gee-pee, I'm a power-chode
yew-gee-pee, face on the road

:rimshot:

Loved it CMD.  I really did!  Especially "Siamese to the left of me
And tabbys to the right" ...

Most likely more frightening than those cannons of old!   :-)

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« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2023, 07:23:25 PM »
Quote from: ABC-2 on March 15, 2023, 07:21:17 PM
Loved it CMD.  I really did!  Especially "Siamese to the left of me
And tabbys to the right" ...

Most likely more frightening than those canons of old!   :-)

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https://youtu.be/NhsK5WExrnE

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« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2023, 08:19:52 PM »
Quote from: CollectivismMustDie on March 15, 2023, 07:23:25 PM
https://youtu.be/NhsK5WExrnE

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Mercy CMD! <blush!>

Had not the slightest clue  re  the original words to the song, or even that it existed ...

Oh well, matters not, I still enjoyed your rendition of it! Will try again to award you for what you wrote anyway!

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« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2023, 09:12:10 PM »
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Had not the slightest clue  re  the original words to the song, or even that it existed ...


blasphemy!
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« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2023, 10:38:56 PM »
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blasphemy!

Major league classic, at least for the rockers among us.
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