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Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: any suggestions for how to improve the atmosphere at my workplace?
« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2008, 06:29:47 AM »
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Re: any suggestions for how to improve the atmosphere at my workplace?
« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2008, 07:58:16 AM »
When I used to work in the lab, we had a guy who used to come around and calibrate our balances twice a year.  I used to have to shut down my gas chromatograph because his cologne was so strong, the damned GC would pick it up in the blank water samples I would have running.  And, the air ventilation system in there is strong enough to clear out fumes within a few minutes.  You could figure out where he had been by the smell of his cologne in the hallways.
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Re: any suggestions for how to improve the atmosphere at my workplace?
« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2008, 10:23:32 AM »
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OK, does anyone know which one of these devices would work best for clearing spaces: http://shop.ebay.com/?_from=R40&_trksid=m38&_nkw=orgone&_sacat=See-All-Categories?
Cindie

Personally I find these FAAAAAAAAR more effective for clearing areas than crystals and shit.
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Re: any suggestions for how to improve the atmosphere at my workplace?
« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2008, 10:29:23 AM »
Wear your unicorn costume, Callie, that'll cheer them up.
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Re: any suggestions for how to improve the atmosphere at my workplace?
« Reply #29 on: August 11, 2008, 09:57:35 PM »
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itsjustme  (1000+ posts)      Mon Aug-04-08 01:21 PM
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 I love sage, but it can create some smoke, and some people might be sensitive. I think I would try some other techniques. I love using sacred geometry patterns. If you want something "physical", then some salt lamps could help. I actually use orgone devices to keep spaces cleared. You can usually find some on Ebay or you can make your own with steel wool and regular cotton. You could walk around saying a well intentioned "prayer" demanding, yes, demanding that any negative entities that have become attached to the place leave and go to the appropriate plane.

I would also make sure that you are grounded and that your aura is strong. I feel sure that the way people get cancer and other serious diseases is that bits of entities enter weak auras and then attack the body through the nervous system. If you can enlist the help of some coworkers as you go from room to room, doing a cleanse, that would be a good idea. If not, do it yourself. Just make sure you protect yourself, using an amulet, or some such thing.

OK, does anyone know which one of these devices would work best for clearing spaces: http://shop.ebay.com/?_from=R40&_trksid=m38&_nkw=orgone&_sacat=See-All-Categories? I've got quite a bit of brush to clear and this would certainly beat the tractor/chainsaw/hedge trimmer/Crossbow method I have been using.

And what IS the appropriate plane? How can one find the appropriate plane and remain grounded? Should I use Priceline or call the airline directly?

Wouldn't a DUmmie have better luck employing a strong aroma rather than a strong aura? Didn't we cover all this esoteric bullshit at Woodstock or the last episode of Coast to Coast with George Noory? If one was going to do a cleanse wouldn't one start with oneself? What if my soap clashes with my aura? Would it be better to use Mr. Clean or crystals for my cleanse? I would think the crystal would tend to scratch my stainless steel sink but then I'm no expert. If I started dancing around the house with sage and crystals will I be able to convince my husband I'm really cleaning? I've got a couple roosters I need to kill, I'd be happy to perform some ritual and dance naked around a tree if that would help.

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I have no idea why anybody is talking about orgone anymore.  That is sooooooooooooooo 1935.  Tachyons are the way to go if you really want to get that uplifting pure Source energy flowing.

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Okay, just the ladies now...

Now the gentlemen join in....

THAT...is what I am talking about.

Oh yeah, I bought my first Ionic Breeze, now those things are cool!  Getting some oxygen into the work space can't be a bad thing unless there are a lot of candles burning, or something.
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Re: any suggestions for how to improve the atmosphere at my workplace?
« Reply #30 on: August 11, 2008, 11:38:17 PM »
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Re: any suggestions for how to improve the atmosphere at my workplace?
« Reply #31 on: August 12, 2008, 05:22:36 AM »
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any suggestions for how to improve the atmosphere at my workplace?
Self-immolation, bring marshmallows and hot dogs for everyone else

I'm not sure that this would be a good idea, BD.  The toxic fumes coming off the DUmb**** would surely put the chokara on my aura, I'll tell you.
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Re: any suggestions for how to improve the atmosphere at my workplace?
« Reply #32 on: August 12, 2008, 12:54:10 PM »
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....... I actually use orgone devices to keep spaces cleared. You can usually find some on Ebay or you can make your own with steel wool and regular cotton. You could walk around saying a well intentioned "prayer" demanding, yes, demanding that any negative entities that have become attached to the place leave and go to the appropriate plane.


Oh frack! Not this shit again!
Looks like the nut house is having another field trip day.

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Re: any suggestions for how to improve the atmosphere at my workplace?
« Reply #33 on: August 12, 2008, 01:30:51 PM »
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Re: any suggestions for how to improve the atmosphere at my workplace?


Ban the bean-and-cheese burrito?
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Re: any suggestions for how to improve the atmosphere at my workplace?
« Reply #34 on: August 12, 2008, 01:32:20 PM »
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itsjustme  (1000+ posts)      Mon Aug-04-08 01:21 PM
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....... I actually use orgone devices to keep spaces cleared. You can usually find some on Ebay or you can make your own with steel wool and regular cotton. You could walk around saying a well intentioned "prayer" demanding, yes, demanding that any negative entities that have become attached to the place leave and go to the appropriate plane.


Oh frack! Not this shit again!
Looks like the nut house is having another field trip day.



It looks like someone has squeezed a kitten into this bottle!

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Re: any suggestions for how to improve the atmosphere at my workplace?
« Reply #35 on: August 12, 2008, 01:46:47 PM »
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itsjustme  (1000+ posts)      Mon Aug-04-08 01:21 PM
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....... I actually use orgone devices to keep spaces cleared. You can usually find some on Ebay or you can make your own with steel wool and regular cotton. You could walk around saying a well intentioned "prayer" demanding, yes, demanding that any negative entities that have become attached to the place leave and go to the appropriate plane.


Oh frack! Not this shit again!
Looks like the nut house is having another field trip day.

Thanks, I was looking for that pic and couldn't find it. :)
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Re: any suggestions for how to improve the atmosphere at my workplace?
« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2008, 01:53:49 PM »
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Re: any suggestions for how to improve the atmosphere at my workplace?
« Reply #37 on: August 12, 2008, 06:37:47 PM »
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Stop farting at your desk?
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Re: any suggestions for how to improve the atmosphere at my workplace?
« Reply #38 on: August 13, 2008, 04:08:43 AM »
Seriously, attitude is everything. If you smile, people smile back. If you treat people with kindness, 9 times out of 10 you'll get kindness in return. You don't have to agree on politics...politics isn't everything. Humanity is a shared experience...pictures of kids/grandkids. The price of gas or food (you don't have to shove a solution in someone's face, just acknowledge the problem) the price of whole wheat bread (and favorite recipes for making it more cheaply at home), where you find the best prices for organic produce, what you bought at the farm market, and where to buy the best free range chickens (shameless plug). Upcoming community activities, trying to lose that last 10 pounds, how to fit exercise into your day, what you're thankful for (you don't have to use the "G"[od] word). The things your husband does that drives you nuts. What the kids are up to, dealing with aging parents, the road with the most potholes...what you admire/love (and just take joy in) the person you're talking to.

I have some very good nonmoonbat friends who tend to vote at the left end of the political spectrum...some who share my basic values, even. We just disagree on how to get from point "A" to point "B". Certainly we could make a major issue of our differences, stomp off in a tizzy every time we think there's only one way to solve a problem (and ONLY "our" way is the "right" way), but it makes for a much happier existence to just buy a pitcher of marguritas, dance until you drop and enjoy the company of people who know you inside and out and love you in spite of the fact that you don't march in lock step to every single issue on the planet.

My dearest friend in the whole wide world is gay. He's my soul mate. He has been "uncle" to my children. My big, strapping Marine, still has the teddy bear my friend gave him when he was born. He cherishes it. He doesn't necessarily condone the lifestyle, but he truly loves the man who lives it. We go round and round about political issues but at the end of the day no one knows our innermost thoughts better. How utterly shallow and pathetic would I have to be to end a friendship that's lasted longer than my marriage just because we're going to vote for different people.

I keep thinking...what the hell is wrong with these people...but I honestly don't believe there are enough lifetimes to figure it out.

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