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The 2015 "RALPHIE" AWARD
« on: December 22, 2015, 03:28:06 PM »
Welcome my friends to the first award of the Christmas Season.  The DUmmies of the year and other awards will follow this week.  Working with a great team of elves to get everything composed, but the balloting has all been tabulated.  Of course, I had the assistance of Diebold.

Since yours truly has been counting the votes & working on year-end write ups for 10 years, decided that this year there will be the “Ralph”.  No voting necessary, this was just up to my discretion.  The “Ralph” goes to the TERM OF THE YEAR in DUmmyville/primitive land as well as for liberals in general.

With that explanation out of the way, drum roll please:

THE FIRST ANNUAL “RALPH” AWARD FOR TERM OF THE YEAR is:

“BUTT-HURT”

DUmmies & Liberals are constantly offended by absolutely everything that they disagree with, no matter how minor it is in the grand scheme of life.  Personally, I thought the early & mid 1990’s was bad enough for political correctness, but 2015 has exponentially gotten worse.  And it alternatively drives me crazy and makes me laugh to watch them get all butt-hurt over every perceived “micro aggression”.  These emotionally weak college students and physically adult but mentally weak & emotionally young morons especially get completely butt-hurt over the tiniest things, like perceived slights & snubs.

So, there is the first annual “RALPH” award.

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Re: The 2015 "RALPHIE" AWARD
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2015, 03:31:29 PM »
McGrath actually did influence an award this year!  :cheersmate:

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Re: The 2015 "RALPHIE" AWARD
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2015, 03:41:20 PM »
Excellent, Mr. Wiggum.

It was a pleasure, a joy, working on the Top Ten DUmmies of 2015 with you!

There's still the Top Ten to come yet, and the Willie, for the most memorable primitive, and the franksolich, for the deserving primitive who got overlooked.  The Willie's probably going to be no surprise, but the franksolich might be.  We'll see.
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Re: The 2015 "RALPHIE" AWARD
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2015, 04:21:56 PM »
Sample posts/links?
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Re: The 2015 "RALPHIE" AWARD
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2015, 04:32:07 PM »
Sample posts/links?

I feel that I should somehow be offended this whole thread, and this post in particular.  It's physically too near to my post, thus encroaching and making it hard for me to express myself.   

Consider yourself on notice for micro-agressing me.

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Re: The 2015 "RALPHIE" AWARD
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2015, 04:37:54 PM »
It would be nice if all cavers would use the phrase that won the Ralphie in a sentence.

I'll go first.
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Re: The 2015 "RALPHIE" AWARD
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2015, 04:39:23 PM »
It would be nice if all cavers would use the phrase that won the Ralphie in a sentence.

I'll go first.
Most all libs enjoy the whole process of being butt - hurt literally and figuratively.

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Re: The 2015 "RALPHIE" AWARD
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2015, 04:42:14 PM »
^Good one BH !
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Re: The 2015 "RALPHIE" AWARD
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2015, 07:04:03 PM »
Stevenumbers is all butt-hurt because he wanted to be the one that made -randys1 butt hurt.
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Re: The 2015 "RALPHIE" AWARD
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2015, 07:18:46 PM »
I feel that I should somehow be offended this whole thread, and this post in particular.  It's physically too near to my post, thus encroaching and making it hard for me to express myself.   

Consider yourself on notice for micro-agressing me.

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Re: The 2015 "RALPHIE" AWARD
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2015, 07:22:59 PM »
"My butt hurts."   -randys1

Oh man!  I wanted the randy reference!!  Guess I'll just have to be all butt-hurt* for a while

*only in the sense of the Ralph Award
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Re: The 2015 "RALPHIE" AWARD
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2015, 07:28:31 PM »
Oh man!  I wanted the randy reference!!  Guess I'll just have to be all butt-hurt* for a while

*only in the sense of the Ralph Award

Sorry.   :-) 

I get the Low Hanging Fruit Award of 2015. 

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Re: The 2015 "RALPHIE" AWARD
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2015, 10:01:55 PM »
Ah, I invaded your Safe Space.  Forgive my White Privilege.  I shall do 10 Hail Obozos as penance.
"Safe Space" was a definite contender.

While I'm not going back to make retroactive awards, a few terms could have been used.

- The scandal that "rocked" the internet/AndyScam

- 24 business hours

- Hope & Change, free "shit", etc.

Probably should have started this long ago, but oh well.

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Re: The 2015 "RALPHIE" AWARD
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2015, 05:44:57 AM »
Excellent.  Though if i had to pick a DU term, it would be the classic "well and truly screwn" "I have been well and truly screwn by the BFEE, which explains why I woke up all butthurt this morning. "

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Re: The 2015 "RALPHIE" AWARD
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2015, 07:14:41 AM »
Bravo. Bravo. I can not imagine being a DUer where the pinnacle of existence is a disability check, a safe space, and an award that is the equivalent of an online roasting. So many dummie isms to choose from this year too. I do not envy the discretion needed to make this choice lol

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Re: The 2015 "RALPHIE" AWARD
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2015, 09:07:27 AM »
Butt-Hurt is a micro-aggression against those without butts and also those without nerves to to feel pain.
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Re: The 2015 "RALPHIE" AWARD
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2015, 09:10:24 AM »
Bravo. Bravo. I can not imagine being a DUer where the pinnacle of existence is a disability check, a safe space, and an award that is the equivalent of an online roasting. So many dummie isms to choose from this year too. I do not envy the discretion needed to make this choice lol
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Re: The 2015 "RALPHIE" AWARD
« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2015, 01:09:53 AM »
So I was hiding in my safe space when some white, Christian, heterosexual male walked by.  I was so micro-aggressed by this casual non-contact that I remain butt-hurt 24 business hours later.

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Re: The 2015 "RALPHIE" AWARD
« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2015, 03:30:14 AM »
Dear butt-hurt person, I don't have time to care whether you feel my micro aggressions are threatening to you while you hide in your safe space sucking your thumb. Me and my friends are too busy out protecting your whiny ass. So take your claims of white privilege and shove them up your ass. I've got a combat patrol to conduct. Those "refugees" you love so much aren't  gonna kill themselves you know. Sincerely, An American Soldier.
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Re: The 2015 "RALPHIE" AWARD
« Reply #19 on: December 24, 2015, 07:40:27 AM »
Dear butt-hurt person, I don't have time to care whether you feel my micro aggressions are threatening to you while you hide in your safe space sucking your thumb. Me and my friends are too busy out protecting your whiny ass. So take your claims of white privilege and shove them up your ass. I've got a combat patrol to conduct. Those "refugees" you love so much aren't  gonna kill themselves you know. Sincerely, An American Soldier.

Actually, Dragoon, they just might--and take out 6 or 8 good American soldiers, airman, Marines, or sailors.
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Re: The 2015 "RALPHIE" AWARD
« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2015, 03:30:22 PM »
Actually, Dragoon, they just might--and take out 6 or 8 good American soldiers, airman, Marines, or sailors.

Too true BSSaint, the Butt-hurt DUches have for us thinking that these "refugees"  are not only capable of this, but WILL do this is good... good.

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Re: The 2015 "RALPHIE" AWARD
« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2016, 12:07:49 PM »
The real reason they find the term 'butt hurt' offensive...

DUmmies are envious.


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