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Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by Five Years
« on: June 13, 2015, 11:30:43 PM »
This scientific breakthrough is a couple years old, but still important.

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The best German researcher ever has published in the New England Journal of Medicine that a study including 200 health men over 5 years, including 3 separate hospitals, has concluded that men looking at “busty women” for 10mins every day, will extend their lifespan by 5 years.

The actual statistics are surprising, as it’s said to be equal to 30-min of aerboic excercise:


“Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The key seems to be from lower blood pressure and lower resting pulse rate… oh yea, and BOOBS. The other reason Weatherby is my new hero is her following suggestion for men over 40:


…Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized “D-cup” or larger.

http://www.thebuzzmedia.com/staring-at-boobs-extends-male-life-by-5-years/

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Re: Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by Five Years
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2015, 02:14:06 AM »
If that's the case...I'm gonna live forever!!!!
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Re: Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by Five Years
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2015, 02:57:45 AM »
If that's the case...I'm gonna live forever!!!!

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Re: Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by Five Years
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2015, 03:26:36 PM »
Yeah, well, all bets may be off if one's "significant other" catches you doing that.
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Re: Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by Five Years
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2015, 04:06:57 PM »
For the purposes of this thread, I'm from Missouri.
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

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Re: Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by Five Years
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2015, 04:15:55 PM »
We are talking about boobs on a human female and not the boobs that vote democrat, aren't we?
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Re: Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by Five Years
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2015, 05:39:38 PM »
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Re: Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by Five Years
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2015, 09:22:38 PM »
I don't believe this study, but I'm not taking any chances.
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

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Re: Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by Five Years
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2015, 12:02:01 AM »
I don't believe this study, but I'm not taking any chances.


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Re: Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by Five Years
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2015, 09:24:37 AM »
Watch this 10 or 11 times a day to meet your daily requirement of boob.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjxzCDmkNyQ[/youtube]
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Re: Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by Five Years
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2015, 03:28:06 PM »
Watch this 10 or 11 times a day to meet your daily requirement of boob.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjxzCDmkNyQ[/youtube]


I feel five years younger!

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Re: Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by Five Years
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2015, 03:40:19 PM »
I would feel 5 years younger by feeling something 5 years younger.
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

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Re: Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by Five Years
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2015, 11:15:10 AM »
I would feel 5 years younger by feeling something 5 years younger.

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Re: Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by Five Years
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2015, 06:42:15 AM »
[youtube]https://youtu.be/dZs557Esv_k[/youtube]

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Re: Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by Five Years
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2015, 06:59:15 PM »
They were trying so hard to emancipate and liberate themselves.
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Re: Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by Five Years
« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2015, 03:23:47 PM »
They were trying so hard to emancipate and liberate themselves.

Emancipate... liberate... free...

Free boobiez?!?!?

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Re: Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by Five Years
« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2015, 09:40:24 PM »
^Heh.
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Re: Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by Five Years
« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2015, 10:19:05 PM »
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdK47hZtOMc[/youtube]

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Re: Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by Five Years
« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2015, 10:37:08 PM »
God bless than young woman.
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Re: Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by Five Years
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2015, 11:32:48 AM »
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdK47hZtOMc[/youtube]

The study is correct. I watched that video 8 times in a row, and I feel like I'm 12 again!

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Re: Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by Five Years
« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2015, 12:47:57 PM »
The study is correct. I watched that video 8 times in a row, and I feel like I'm 12 again!
Reminds me of a joke.

Mom caught young son hiding in the bushes spying on the woman next door as she undressed for a bath. Mom scolded son and told him that looking at naked women would make him turn to stone. A few days later he comes in the house holding his crotch and crying. Mom asked him what was wrong, He told her, "Remember you told me that if I kept looking at the naked women next door I'd turn to stone". Mom says, "Yes". Son says, "Well, I'm turning".

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Re: Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by Five Years
« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2015, 01:21:36 PM »
Reminds me of a joke.

Mom caught young son hiding in the bushes spying on the woman next door as she undressed for a bath. Mom scolded son and told him that looking at naked women would make him turn to stone. A few days later he comes in the house holding his crotch and crying. Mom asked him what was wrong, He told her, "Remember you told me that if I kept looking at the naked women next door I'd turn to stone". Mom says, "Yes". Son says, "Well, I'm turning".

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Re: Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by Five Years
« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2015, 05:19:14 PM »
^Heh.
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

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Re: Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by Five Years
« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2015, 05:54:58 PM »
God bless than young woman.

He did, obviously. :whistling:
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Re: Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by Five Years
« Reply #24 on: October 04, 2015, 04:10:29 PM »
For the purposes of this thread, I'm from Missouri.

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I don't believe this study, but I'm not taking any chances.

I would feel 5 years younger by feeling something 5 years younger.

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