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Offline Linda

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Hillary Caption this picture
« on: April 15, 2015, 09:20:16 AM »

Hillary to Bill:  Open that zipper again and you will be visiting with Vince Foster tomorrow.
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Re: Hillary Caption this picture
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2015, 09:40:51 AM »
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Re: Hillary Caption this picture
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2015, 11:36:05 AM »
I "invented" the looks can kill look.
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Re: Hillary Caption this picture
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2015, 05:05:47 PM »
"Bill, if I've told you once I've told you a thousand times -- I'm gay. I don't do men,, make that ESPECIALLY, you. Put that thing back in your pants and go make me a sammich."
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Re: Hillary Caption this picture
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2015, 06:19:39 PM »
"Put it down there. No! Not there! There! G*ddammit! I'm about to go on the air! Do I have to do everything! No! No! No! PUT IT DOWN THERE AND GET THE F*CK OUT! GET OUT! OUT! GET OUT RIGHT NOW OR YOU"LL END UP NEXT TO VINCE! You think this is fun? Do you want to be running for president? NOW GET THE F*XCK OUT!"

I think it probably goes on for a few minutes after that until a lamp or something goes flying.
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Re: Hillary Caption this picture
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2015, 10:20:41 AM »
Hillary was not amused. She thought her necklace of human teeth would serve as a warning at press conferences...a warning about asking questions that were not approved beforehand. 

Looks like she was going to get a matching bracelet. Stupid reporters.

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« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2015, 02:36:53 PM »